johnny ballbags

without clicking that im guessing its "boy named sue"..... now ima go click it...

no... theres like 5 of em...

looks a little more like a person now..... 19 weeks: and..... which is pretty fucking awesome... except all we have thought of til now is girls names.....

not to mention that you retards fucked up the rotation.... fucking ass hats...

pussy magnet

positional asphyxiation....

shit stain

teen wolf

airplane peanuts

fat joe is the new squanto?

gloves man... gloves....

the cheeto feets doubles as a mop... no need to confuse people....

the cheetos are for your feet.....

i had some fucking lasagna....

what a fucking tool....

thought that was a pregger test for a minute...... old school mercury one would be cool.... or a cowbell with the fevvaaaa text

i forgot all about this shit...... when i finally get my computers set up in the new place i need to get back on this.....

short hand texts at least have a function of sorts.... intentionally misspelling words sometimes with more letters/keystrokes than the correct spelling should be punishable by death though...

when did learning your history stop being part of writing?... and why cant motherfuckers learn the fuck how to type?... ill let the occasional abbreviation/intentionally misspelled to save time type thing slide..... but for fucks sake i cant understand why purposely spelling words like complete fucking douchebag is appealing to anyone at all....

theres a zero (0) on your keyboard next to the nine(9)...

i am fucking destroyed from ye old bottle of gin that didnt used to be empty at the moment... XXX my nuts..... seriously...

im not fighting, i just wanted to make my willingness to receive free shit known...

if you ship me some stuff to the east coast ill pay for shipping..... and even distribute some more stuff out this way....

"It was nothing like that PENIS BREATH!"