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congrats.... heres a little gift for ya:

you mean just like this

yeah but im still hungry as hell... and im about to burn something so the hunger is gonna get worse.... i dont know what the fuck to eat... more beer i guess

bladder and kidney infections can start out as uti's and work there way up and im pretty sure its possible to get a uti from that shit....

wtf

i do that all the time with cut up hot dogs. Quoted post [/b] thats exactly what im eating right now....

it most definitely means:

maybe this will cheer you up:

if you really want her then do something about it.... if not then beer, time and strange pussy heals all wounds...

have a drink... thats what i would do..

bring a nice respectable girl.. like her:

VOTE FOR PINK DILDO!

listen to this man.... and outline with krylon....

this one?

deto already got mine.... and i think he sent his to me too, but i havent seen it yet...

"Hands" Unless of course you are attempting a witty and "ghetto" feel to your post In which case I stand corrected and you may carry on edit: To those that question my use of edits......the Spelling Nazi is not perfect...he too is human and occasionally makes mistakes. People are always learning from me and I always learn from myself. End transmission Quoted post [/b] actually i just did it to keep you busy....

pink dildo handz down for the win

Mr. ABC invented the alphabet, dicknose.... he can do with it what he pleases... as can the rest of us... duh..

that knob shit is good... and it makes for endless drunk immature jokes like: hey, can i get some knob? this is some good knob! ... you know what though, that shit isnt even remotely funny to me right now... damn its easy to laugh when youre drunk...

i just realized that the first time i called wifey after not talkin ot her for 5 years was a case of some serious drunk dialing... i bumped into her and got her # like a week before that... called her on st pattys day after drinkin my ass off @ a friends family party... doin shots with his moms and shit... i called her without even thinking and poured my heart out sloppily... told her i had a crush on her when i was like 17 and we used to work together and all this crazy shit.... she was in vegas gettin ready to move out there with her ex.... if it wasnt for me breakin some ground with that call she would prolly have moved out there too.. that shit was over 3 years ago and we been together ever since...

hey colt: you know jake? do i know you?

i heard somewhere that inserting a pencil in the urethra is a great solution to this type of condition... or you could get together with ego31 and then you flacidity would be a non issue...

youre gonna have to kiss her in order to initiate the wang, wait til the wart recedes. or just go all out. Gat:Bush/totally not helping. Quoted post [/b] you are gonna get it eventually.. at least this way you'll know where you got it