johnny ballbags

you could buy a bunch of these: and gift wrap em and give em to everyone in the office with a little card signed with said victims name..

with the extra $$ you could get a few of these: or save the money for when the lunch boxes and pj's and tickets to pink dildo on ice go on sale

should i start a line of merchandise featuring the pink dildo? for example, the pink dildo lunch box: we could also do a movie, pajamas with the feet in em..... or even pink dildo in pajamas doll (like the bananas in pajamas, but with a pink dildo).. i dont know about an action figure though, the pink dildo is kinda an action figure of sorts already... but we could do a puzzle, maybe some sneakers that vibrate instead of the light up ones... *pink dildos on ice

no new place is complete without one of these:

one of the secrets is to let them think they win and they are right to avoid further bullshit whilst knowing on the inside that you are prolly right.... pride kills relationships.... women do not make sense or use what we males like to refer to as "logic"... so tryin to convince them to see things how you see em is a lost cause....

^^^^ :haha: this kid pissed his skirt/sleeping bag? :haha: ^^^^ and when you say chatting with a rabbit, do you mean this rabbit?

i agree with a lot of this but sometimesyou gotta take the eye for an eye approach when there is conflict and then females tend to have an innability to see their own wrong doings and then: BOOM! YOURE AN ASSHOLE i still havent figured out how this shit works....

NEVER TAKE THE LITTLE BROWN INDIANS FOR A RIDE IN THE PINK CANOE. Quoted post In all my life my mother has had one sex talk with me, and this is it: when you have anal sex using your penis or your finger, make certain to wash then off before going into the vagina. It was amazing! Quoted post [/b] :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: the best part is that she said "when" not "if"

^^^^^ i disagree

get one of these:

congrats.... heres a little gift for ya:

you mean just like this

yeah but im still hungry as hell... and im about to burn something so the hunger is gonna get worse.... i dont know what the fuck to eat... more beer i guess

bladder and kidney infections can start out as uti's and work there way up and im pretty sure its possible to get a uti from that shit....

wtf

i do that all the time with cut up hot dogs. Quoted post [/b] thats exactly what im eating right now....

it most definitely means:

maybe this will cheer you up:

if you really want her then do something about it.... if not then beer, time and strange pussy heals all wounds...

have a drink... thats what i would do..

bring a nice respectable girl.. like her:

VOTE FOR PINK DILDO!

listen to this man.... and outline with krylon....

this one?