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I drew a picture of you on my painter on my G1, but it got shook and erased before I could send it to you =(. I'll so it again and post Toots! The battery does suck. I have a charger in my room, in the kitchen and one at work. I convinced 2 of my friends to get one. One has the white one, it has a bronzeish keyboard. Pretty awesome.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Toots, I leave Friday morning. Did you get your book? Oh! I want to come over, but I have to look at this art venue and get art from gallery. Boy is in school till late too. Oh I am excited for present! I will bring you back something fun! Santana-nana

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear LA and San Diego, See you soon! Dear ComicCon, I am so going to be on the art hustle at you. Dear LA Taco Buses, I am going to terroize all of you! Thank you a head of time! Santanalinas

Good, I don't know why they bothered trying to fill our heads with that nonsense anyways. With access to information so readily available for kids now, they ought to know better. Or if you grew up in a multiple kid home, you had asshole older brother to break it to you in the most heartbreaking way possible.

^^ This is what I was told too. I am going to trust that adults didn't lie about that one.

hahaha, we were lurking in the fish stores in Chinatown. look, it's a bunch of me's!

TRIOPS Same principle as the sea monkey, only aliens. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triops_longicaudatus http://www.triops.com/

Now we have a bunch of products (meaning us) of the early 80's and late 70's mis-informed and delusional as to what the hell is going on. Remember brontosaurus? Yeah, he didn't exist. Or so people are trying to say this now. Couldn't they have saved the trouble beforehand. Like when I hadn't already seen Baby? http://www.unmuseum.org/dinobront.htm Here read about it. In anycase; RIP Brontosaurus PLUTO Yeah that's right, there are 8 planets now in our solar system. Poor Pluto just did not cut the mustard. You are the weakes link. Good-bye. Mercurochrome http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merbromin This is NOT Monkeys' Blood. This stung and it hurt especially when the applicator touched the freaking scrape it was trying to disinfect. Actually I believe i was told it was Monkeys Blood to make me laugh when I was injured, so I'll give that lie a little pass... Not all Cats are Girls and Not All Boys are... hahaha wait... Just kidding. Other smaller things that my Mexi-Mom told me were the hominy in menudo was pig teeth and the tripe was honey comb. The pig teeth I knew was a joke but come on now Mexi Mom, tripe? Ay Dios Mio! Okay, end rant.

LIES? I felt my whole childhood was full of lies that adults would tell me to make me feel better. Wasn't there a thread about this? Confirm or I will make one. I have 4 good lies (including said ones above) that I am a little peeved about.

What?! I know this is a terrible diet, but it was late, I was snacky, we were in a hurry and I really love Mac and cheese and chocolate milk. I add mustard to my snackaroni. It tastes good.

Nothing wrong with thinking back fondly on childhood memories. I got one. Candy cigarettes. I know they tell us they promote smoking, but god damn, those were so tight when I was little. You got 2 maybe 3 good puffs of smoke out of it. Toy guns that looked real. It made for neighborhood games that much more believable. The red stuff for cuts and scraps? My grandpa would call it Monkeys' Blood. It would sting, but he would tell us it didn't. Lies! The other day I was over at the abuelos house and he was doing yardwork. I ended up getting sweet revenge by applying it to a scrap on his ankle.

I was a junior in high school, but also taking college courses for a jumpstart on my AA. I would lurk on the 12 in the college's computer room. It wasn't until last year that I started regularly posting.

Double post, oops.

^that kid is super creepy. No way I thought he was for real. Then I watched The Tyra Banks show Remember this night Edogg and Toots?

I guess I would be Daisy Mayflower 5th Ave, I sound fancy. I have always been a fan of signing Anne Greenbich. I gets the chuckles.

I was thinking about you!!! Text harass commencing in 5...4....3....2....1

This truck.

Oh HAI! Remember me? I am what the fuck this thread is about; Bump Smelcro and the big homie Sugr Revel and Ansum sleepytime on the roof GRAFFITI FLICKS!! Carry on.

This happens with me, but with BLINKER tags.

Salsa sabor ¿Quieres bailar?

Do it!!! I'll prop and participate! Anyhoo, so i was walking home from dialysis party last night to go to bday celebratory festivities when i walk by this thing in Chinatown; Amidst the pigeons, fish sauce stank dumpsters, old graffiti and behind the Pho restaurant is this thing. Funny, you know what it reminds me of? Sword and the Stone. Whoever pulls it out is the true King of Chinatown. And I ain't talking about the amount of tags I have that own Chinatown, I mean real deal King Aurther of Chinatown. Thought it was funny.

black&wild, haha you would know... Thanks for an awesome bday! I'm trying to prop you all, but I ain't a baller so I've run out. Don't worry, my 12oz credit is better then my RL credit so it's all good! Toots, back to regular schedule when Edogg gets home?

This one is of course my favorite for obvious reasons, hahaha! Props.

Haha, aawwweeee Pizzy, thank you! Thank you for my birthday thread everyone. I dedicate today to black jew dogs, posole, pan dulce, coffee, The Kinks and 12oz familia. I promise to be not an old lady and have fun tonight. I'm going to go visit the oven (mi madre) at dialysis party and then go to a show my friend from kentucky invited me to. Should be fun! Expect a drunk thanks post later =)