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(for the millennials: https://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/you-put-your-weed-in-there/989437/)

Don’t question wish.

THREAD IDEA 💡 “What’s the last thing you stole?”

Entertech used to make battery powered squirt guns like these, they didn’t shoot very far. After a few kids got shot by cops, they made them in whack neon camouflage in the 90s. I had an uzi cap gun that looked exactly like the one @One Man Bannedposted. Before Toys R Us scanned UPC barcodes, I would switch up price tags all the time. I believe I gave myself a 95% off discount. I still remember the cashier to this day dumbfounded at how cheap it was ringing it up, but I assured her it was right, no need to manually check. damn it was so easy to shoplift and grift in the 80s & early 90s 👊

A month ago I had my final interview with a company that was pursuing me, I decided that night to quit, but I wasn’t sure how without burning bridges and fucking over friends. The next morning I was laid off 😳 perhaps it was purely covid related, or they could sense I had been sandbagging for 6 months and it was a good excuse. anyhoo, with my severance, PTO, and commissions, I’m on a 6 month paid Summer vacation. I negotiated to purchase my 4 month old Mac book pro for $850, saving me $2k to buy a new one. I also “kept” a 28” 4K monitor and a thinkpad they’ll never know about. I cracked the office & Full Adobe suite, so now I’m Swayze. I work with large files and always have a ton of shit running in the background. I’ve been crashing Mac books for a decade, this unit is a fucking beast, it handles everything I throw at it, I had to have it. Monitor iz mines nao.

Baby’s day out and soul man

That’s probably one of those flicks that the actors and production crew didn’t even watch 🤣

It’s tempting, sooooo many underpasses in these washes, but this is the far north east burbs of Scottsdale & Phoenix, it’s totally pointless. There are a couple chill spots they only buff once a year, but what’s the point? Phoenix is 1/1000th of the graffiti scene that say Vegas is ( @SMdoubleXL) I’m the sticker bombing king by default since I’m the only one 🧐

A brewery national chain: BJs evening edition - walk & jog with fam & new dog. my neighborhood has lots of washes with paved paths

MIIIIIITCH!!!! Going stir crazy, had to get the family out of the house 🏠 I used an iron for the first time since early March. I drove the family to downtown Phoenix, which typically is utterly worthless and empty, like the Chicago Loop on a weekend. The park we intended to walk around was under construction, so we walked around the surrounding blocks in the Historic/Arts District. Cool school building, PHX doesn’t have many historical buildings. Dope B&B across the street. The Historic District has palm lined streets with Victorian and other historical style homes, very rare for AZ. A few blocks away it’s all abandoned shanties & hobos pushing carts. The Roosevelt arts district is disappearing fast. These bungalows used to be full of art galleries/studios, artist flop houses, small bars, graffiti & head shops. They are being torn down and replaced with fancy glass buildings. These streets are home to First Friday art walks, which IMHO is the coolest part of Phoenix. The recession almost killed the entire area and scene a decade ago, I hope it doesn’t implode again. Also there is an annual Paint Phoenix graffiti fest in this area, I’m guessing it was cancelled this year. Sadly many of the past murals were buffed or demolished with buildings/houses. Westward Ho! Thankfully my favorite German bakery is still surviving, it’s hard for me to get good sausages these days. Shipped from Chicago, they were running low and out of stock on my favorites due to decreased flight shipping, I’ll be back on Friday when they re-up. IN N OUT BURGER. I don’t get it, I find the food basic. The line of cars was much longer 15 minutes earlier when I passed. Mainly because they filtered cars into the lot in a Z formation to enter the drive thu. As I drove by 15 minutes earlier it appeared that there was a major accident in the lot. How? I was gettin curb side pick up across the way, and the EMTs showed up. As I was leaving I saw that a pickup had a head on collision with a brand new BMW X5— these cars were barely crawling for 30 minutes, how the fuck did two cars hit head on at over 20 MPH?! I assume that speed as I saw the front of the Bimmer, it was all fucked up. I guess they drive like they choose to eat: clueless. My wife ordered a 128oz bag of beer. AZ liquor laws are non-existent right now, bars are selling cocktails to go, and it’s perfectly legal to drive with open containers. My shitty pizza was lacking sauce and cheese, so I went DIY on it. I exercised for an hour. Made a cocktail and did another hour. Now I’m oontzing and drinking with Patrick, my boy.

😳 Just no.

@SMdoubleXLThey appear to be masturbation devices.

Leave them in the woods ... next to the porn.

Oh, a lima bean that looks just like the Leader. I'll put it with the others.

Righty-o @LUGR

I want Joe Exotic’s face off!