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Did the party thing Saturday... So now that I am "Johnny fucking Suburbs" I'll just sit out on the lawn w/ the neighbors getting drunk and talking shit about the neighborhood brats.

WOW.... sounds like working at Arbys ain't all that bad, lucky you!!!!

Proof that God hates fags.

WTF is mischief night? Devil's Night is where it was at... Detoilet used to wreck shit back in the early 90's.

Quite possibly the funniest reference I have read on this board.

WOW.. i guess I completely missed the whole point of the thread......... There are Black people in Texas now?!?! :dunce:

SMASH vampira! all lookin' like Helena Bonham Carter in Fight Club.

Hey, lets all bring back Kris Kross, pants to the back /yes homo A young loveable, hugable type of guy And everything is the back with a little slack

Baggy pants were dope like 90-94... are kids still doing that these days?!?! shit, even bell bottoms eventually went out of style.

Burnt my fingers, man. I beg your pardon. Man, that watch is so hot, it's smokin'. Hot? Do you mean to imply, stolen? I'll give you 50 bucks for it. 50 bucks! No, no, no. This is a Rochefoucauld, the thinnest water-resistant watch in the world. Singularly unique, sculptured in design, hand-crafted in Switzerland and water-resistant to three atmospheres. This is the sports watch of the 80's. Six thousand, nine hundred and fifty five dollars retail. Got a receipt? Look, it tells time simultaneously in Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome and Gstaad. In Philadelphia it's worth 50 bucks. Just give me the money. How much for the gun?

I'd spend it in Amsterdam... in an all-out orgy of prostitutes and heroin. Or go on a killing spree in Hollywood with a map to stars homes.

He was my second choice... but i recently saw him live at a comedy club. I was drinking, he was technically there & had me rollin, so close enough.

AL BUNDY + DEVO + MIAMI VICE = AWESOME! http://youtube.com/watch?v=DwPMY_pHaa0

BroRape?

Most of the celebrities I want to kill have been mentioned... ...but this month, I really want to hurt that hack Dane Cook. Those MLB commercials are driving me nuts.

KYLE ORTON - 3rd string QB for Da Bears.

I now think I'm gay for clicking on this thread.

Pedophiles & Florida go together like peanut butter & jelly.

You should transfer to a Florida or California school, they don't make their athletes do homework, or go to class, or work, or obey laws.

I'm not braggin there, pickles. I am saying going 100 is not big deal on road trips, everybody does it, everybody. you'd have to go 140+ to stand out.

Good work... but spotter planes, excel sheets, urine gels, gps.. super radars.... not very pure. Those kats in their 308 Ferrari had a pure run, just white knuckles & balls out, none of this high tech planning BS. Plus it was during an actual race, not 4 practice trys to get it right. (imagine the fuel consumption on a 308, without all the mods) Roy's statement about not sustaining 100+ for more than 2 minutes? what a pussy it was 100+ my drive from Chicago to AZ - Hell any road trip I used to take in the midwest... 5 hours of 100+, and we did not pass anybody.. everybody goes at least 90 in the boonies. And that big brother era is wrong too. Cops knew about the old races, they had radar guns back then, the cops used spotter planes too, and yes dumbass, cops do clock from the tops of overpasses. (some even listened to CB bands to hear speeders communicate) However, it was still a good read.

Hi, my name is Paul, and I'm never getting laid again.

A game of Chess?!?!!? Fuck that W.O.P.R. !!!!! GLOBAL THERMAL NUCLEAR WAR - FTW!!!