CALIgula

nice post croc...i wanted to see the statue of liberty when i was in NYC, but it was 11 months after sept 11th happened, and it was closed :( so i just had to take the staten island ferry to get close to it to take flicks. but i'll be back to see it up close one day!

lol...dont let him get to you man.

wtf vaj...did you really just negaprop me for a picture that i randomly posted like a week ago?? wtf?! and i was all nice to you and shit. when im not 24d, im returning the favor. :mad:

apply directly to the forehead.

^ :lol:

apply directly to the forehead!!

eating cheerios and texting.

thats fucking amazing! does it have a hymen?:confused:

Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear 12oz, its 5:51am and i got laid three times tonight (not by the same woman). LIFE IS GOOD!! :) :) cG

Re: Dear ________, - no homo lol...word up...thanks for the haiku. when i offered to take her out this friday, she shoulda told me she was "feeling under the weather" or something...but she did say...."i want you so bad right now and if it wasnt that time of the month, I would invite you back to my place later tonight" no big deal though....shes only been with 5 people her entire life (one of them a female) and shes much older than me....but i got it in the bag next time for sure. dear souls, make sure you plan to come out when my bread situation is on point too. cali"brokerightnowwithbills"gula dear sm, lol...its all good...im not mad...last time we hung out i got to suck a tittie...and yeah, shes a big girl and all, and they usually love to give head, but she has only done it to two men and only a couple of times....the problem here is that she likes pussy more than dick, and sucking dick is way outta the question...her last relationship was with a woman for 11 years. cG dear christeezy, no rush. i got hella bills too...and after that last trip to reno, its gonna be a minute till i have the snaps to kick it. cG

only reason i went on their to prove you wrong is because you get on here with a smart ass comment like its as east bay as new york is east bay.

ok whatever....i really dont even give a fuck.

or we can technically this... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_Bay_(San_Francisco_Bay_Area) "The East Bay is a region of the San Francisco Bay Area, California, United States and comprises both Alameda and Contra Costa Counties. It lies on the eastern shores of the San Francisco Bay and San Pablo Bay. The East Bay's principal cities include; Oakland, Berkeley, Richmond, Antioch, Concord, Walnut Creek, Hayward, Fremont, Livermore, and Pleasanton."

technically.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brentwood,_California " Brentwood is a city in Contra Costa County, California, United States. It is located in the East Bay region of the San Francisco Bay Area. According to the Brentwood Chamber of Commerce, its population is about 50,000 as of 2009.[3]" technically.

so my homie came to work out with me at the gym a couple nights ago, and we did legs....squats, lunges, leg curls, leg extensions, leg press, etc etc etc. last night at the club, i was dancing with this girl and could hardly stand up. hes pretty knowledgeable on biochemistry of nutrition and knows a lot about supplements and form when it comes to lifting....he knows a lot more than the personal trainers at my gym. he broke down how creatine works in the body...really interesting. im trying to get him to sign up for 12oz, so he can drop some insight into this thread.

false...never had them....ive had pop tarts though...back in like 1987. the person below me would rather have cereal over waffles.

yea, technically east bay....its by antioch.

false...i do own a car. the person below me knows someone whos a midget.

damn...pittsburg = ghetto....brentwood = upper scale. funny how theyre so close to each other.

i cant see anything.

mario brothers and zelda.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear God, Did you invent the female period as a way to cockblock me? -cali"didntgetlaidlastnightcausethegirlhewentonadatewithwasonherrag"gula oner

four words only asshole

^remember that movie where the dad and son switch places and the kid goes to his dads work and theres one of these things, and he puts his face through it?

melinoe....why do you add the "eu" when you laugh?