CALIgula

girlfriend had us watch this: so i made us watch this after:

damn...thanks casek.

just took a shit. now, texting and oontzing

Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear christeezy, I am sorry for you and your sisters loss. I have read a couple posts from you about your sister and her drug problems in the past. I hope that she realizes the harm that she has done to her baby, her family, and of course herself. I hope she gets help with her meth problem and gets things back together. Its sad to see someone lose their life to drugs, and even worse to see the consequences of it. I hope that you will be able to take your anger and use it positively to help your sister, console her and talk some sense into her. Once again, sorry to hear about your loss. :( cG

false.... fucking is better. the person below me sometimes comes in here, and reads the last post and doesnt respond.

fuck...everytime i come into this thread, i see a whole bunch of books i want to start reading...not enough time!! :( i have a stack of 9 books in my room just sitting there...i need to get through those first.

true...but my boss isn't a jewish carpenter. the person below me has seen those bumper stickers that say my boss is a jewish carpenter.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear ssn, HAHAHAHAHA!!....the expression on the guy in the car's face was priceless when you ran by screaming. cG dear seyseysey, awwww...thanks. yeah, the show was good...he had two funny people open for him too one was named adam hammer, and the other was a gay filipino dude named thai rivera. jo koy had new material, but i thought it was mediocre...he said hes got a new 1 hour special coming up on comedy central...and the person that made the cosby show and that 70s show is producing a sitcom for him.....i actually think he's performing in the bay area right now....in san jose...if you get a chance, you should check him out. cG

false...last thing i had stolen was about 2 and a half years ago. the person below me wears flip flops during the summer time.

lol @ snot rocket. about to go shave my face.

butter pussy ftw!

iron man 2. ...and i actually liked it.

damn...a lot of surenas. im not a big fan of surenas...but i would smash some of these females.

true...ya'll should see me shake my shit. the person below me likes dancing at clubs.

playing online backgammon...and losing.

naked kids?....no quiero.

my boy got the entire p90x torrent....i need to buy a pullup bar first.

right now im thinking of a master plan. cause aint nothin but sweat inside my hand...then i reach into my pocket --all my money spent, i dig deeper but still comin up with lint.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear douchebag that sat behind us at the jo koy comedy show, you kept talking and would not shut the fuck up. i tried to not get angry and hoped you would shut the fuck up. but when you didnt, and my homie asked you to "keep it down, please" and you replied with "it's not a library" i got really fucking angry, turned to you and told you off big time....in front of your girlfriend too. and you didnt say a single thing after that. then when you came out of the venue, you didnt even make eye contact... next time watch your fucking mouth especially when you open it in front of a big and intimidating person as caligula. you fucking douche. cG

false....ive been maybe 10 times..in the past 10 years. the person below me has slept with a hooker.

true..bombing. the person below me has been to a strip club within the past month.

fell off my work out routine for a couple of weeks, but im back on it..started yesterday...felt good....i will be in this thread more often i hope.

^true... the person below me has sex with a lot of questionable fat women.

are you trying to sell him drugs?