Chubby twink: The '80s called, they want their lipstick back.
Chick in black with bright red lipstick: Your boyfriend called, he thinks you're fat.
Chubby twink runs off crying, chick in black lights a smoke.
Little girl: Mommy, what's that red stuff in your bathing suit?
Pilot on PA: We'll be making our final descent to Oahu International Airport shortly.
Blonde cheerleader: Oh my god! I thought we were going to Honolulu!
9-year-old boy nearby: Honolulu is the city on Oahu, you idiot.
Blonde cheerleader: Oh... Well, how am I supposed to know that?