mr.yuck

Breath stinkin poppa tictac

Got this add while crushing some candies Nice fucking try government. I like the verbage 'new tablet in your door' instead of 'at' your door. "Yes, hello. Government here to put our free government brand technology in your home for free. Yes, it's government."

My morality is flexible, though. If this is a you and ndv business venture, I'll start telling people I survived a canon ball blast in that thing for a little change.

Yo my credit score is higher than it's ever been due to some careful fuckery on my part. I got something to live for again and this suit ain't part of it 😂

Yo. Fuck that suit. I think it would feel a little something like this: Imagine if you will, Barry bonds stepping to you in his prime and just straight crankin you center mass in the chest with a bullet taped to the end of the bat. You're dead. Your sternum is cracked up. You have organ damage from the impact. Now imagine the home run kings lined up just straight drilling you in your shit back to back within 2 seconds.

I'm so confused. Is that theys wife with the open shirt rubbing them shoulders near the end of the video?

RIP Jimmy Buffett I see why he's wasting away in Margaritaville

Dopemans were definitely part of the uniform in highschool

Damnit. My man told his mom what he was up to and she was like that's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard of in my life. I'm gonna be pissed if I have to come pick you up from jail. Then my man says I told yuck and he said it sounds cool. She said well then yuck can pick you up from jail and y'all can be cool together. Zero pressure applied and this dude straight put my name out there. I'm never doing no dirt with this kid. I told him I'll come get him from jail and depending on how the whole situation unfolds, we will either go get ice cream, or I'll go upside his head. Based on this interaction it's not looking good for ice cream.

Yeah him and his hoodlum buddies go exploring the city after dark and like to climb all over strip malls up to the roofs, break into shit. He was telling me they found an open Lowe's delivery truck and were going through the trailer looking for anything good. He said one of the dudes girl friends was with them and she started bitching at him that they were taking too much stuff. I told him to ditch the girlfriend next time they go out cuz if shit gets hairy, she will snitch out all of you in an instant. He was also telling me about how they found some broken flat screen TV's that looked good but the motherboard was fried so his homie sold them to some one on market place as working TV's for some quick cash. He told me he wants to go explore some abandoned buildings. That's right up my alley

@LUGRno that's his older brother. He's got the natural broccoli top and he secretly jealous of him. Also, this kid started complaining a little bit about his knee hurting when I picked him up. I asked him what he did to it and he said he knocked it into something when he was climbing buildings last night. Excuse me... Climbing buildings? In the middle of the night? Sounds like fun!

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Was just thinking about how we are all roughly the same age +/- 5 years and grew up 100s to 1000s of miles from each other. But I bet as a kid the ill diss was to call some one an African booty scratcher. Fuckin how?

Lol @NightmareOnElmStreet but I got all new pipes drains and a new floor in. Here was the super short convo I had with the homie alI was trying to pay to do the plumbing. He bullshitted around for a month. Don't feel bad. Feels good to save. Look at the young nephew plotting on killing unc with his all his mini Andrew Tate homies on the school shooter discord.

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Nah I wish. I'm sure they are floating around on some gay boys hard drive some where. Hah.

I keep trying to get my wife to go trek through the woods with me. She's scared I think.

Aaaand Halloween was at the local gay bars 80s night. 😂

Yo they are tearing up that crossing. It's been out of commission for a few days. Maybe I'll see a heavy flow of backed up bullshit rolling through in a few days.

It was cloudy and rainy here. Guess I'll catch that jank in another 10 years or whatever.

Just made a couple sections of tubing long enough to pump this reservoir into the toilet and then pump from the bathtub back into the reservoir. My mom is proud as fuck right now.

A pizza/taco bell mash up.

Oh wow. So it's literally the same bullshit tactics everywhere.

Haha. I know all about women jeans. For Halloween some 20 odd years ago I went as a scene kid. I put on a pair of my girlfriend's jeans to complete the outfit and that was the day I found out I was a size 13. Those janks were useless for carrying anything but my bulge.