mr.yuck

They missed a real opportunity to make that monstrosity have pepperoni nipples.

Help spread the invasive bugs to all corners of the earth 😂

Do you have dragon flies on the other coast? We have a gozillion this year and they been eating the shit out of the mosquitoes to the point where I haven't noticed them all summer. Find a way to get the dragon flies.

Fuck you I won't Pooh where ya tell me

If only my wife would tell me how to do it, where and when. I could free up so much time.

It's how I fight the patriarchy! I pee sitting down while blasting rage against the machine.

Bro. I'm on my feet all god damn day you know what I mean? Just because I can doesn't mean I should have to 😂 @LUGRif only my skin looked that good.

It's not bad. This whole not having a kitchen thing is getting old quick

I sit down to pee at the house often, already. It's nice.

Girl dinner

It's been 30 years... Leave me alone.

Inventing pizza chewing devices

Not my pleated slacks

Jimmy's cool man. I don't really know. There was a lot of drugs being sold and consumed during that era. They might have been working out a concept for an interpretive dance comedy routine.

Nah bro. Take a picture of that shit.

He was talking to Jimmy 😂 I was out in the hallway yelling at him to hang up the phone and pinch it off.

Come out my way. I can show you all the best dead tracks and random gravel piles. 😂

I had a homie on my family plan years ago when minutes were still a thing. My man blew through all the minutes real quick and our bill was outrageous. I was like you gotta chill son. My man was taking a shit one day with the door open and I heard him on the phone with some one and he was like "yeah it's a big one and I'm scared. I need you to come over here and hold my hand and rub my belly." In retrospect, that's a funny as fuck conversation to have with another man while taking a shit. At the time I was like yo fuck you son. This is that shit and I cancelled his line for a couple hundred bucks early termination fee. Am I the Asshole?

Lol. I took that one personally.

I feel like I said I was going to give it a try standing up for science. I have not done that shit yet. A little anxious, a little scared to be honest. Not sure if I should wax my ass first or nah. Have to account for all variables.

Cold chillin on Ballahack

It was like that scene in the mask where he throws it out the window to get rid of the shit and it magically boomerangs back to the spot.

Do they even make porno mags anymore? I had this wooded spot near by when I was a kid we would go fucking off in. Found old porno mag. Took the porno mag home. Went to fuck off in the woods a week later and the woods porno mag re upped. That felt weird even as a young boy.