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im surprised theres not a separate thread about it.

if a guy said hes been with 15 girls, subtract 5 to 7.

ends nicely. this guy has probably never touched a female, however.

I dont get it.

NO. NO NO NHONONO NONO.

...every filmmaker that is credible has taken this into account. ALWAYS. ALLLLLLLLLLWAYS.

I don't know you but shai is a good band. other than that, have fun; you'll be back.

definitely A. casually meeting with the officer? what? meet at a pub, get him drunk. you dont want a criminal record for 10 years over one night of a few drinks man!

practice your philanthropy right this way sir.

If you're in America...well, great films (most of the time) don't get airplay.

Trailer: http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount_vantage/therewillbeblood/hd/ This is seriously one of the best films of forever. PT Anderson takes a step down from the pretentiously crafted emotion of magnolia, throws away 3 minute tracking shots of burt reynold's house in boogie nights, and literally punches you in the face thanks to Daniel Day Lewis and others in There Will Be Blood. Not much should be said by myself, though... Go see this as soon as you can.

its about time..

holy shit its supposed to be 58 in new york. I'm either liking global warming or the government is trying some fun projects out. 2008!

A++++.

.22 magnum, fits in the palm of you hand and when shot, its got a fucking kick (cause its so small) used for close range. .45 beretta. real nice, real loud. ar-15 assault rifle. fucking amazing. they're all a friend of mines. i know nothing about guns, but once you shoot them you could get a little drunk on power.

I have an old 12oz mag, with shitty graffiti written all over it.. i also have an lsd magazine, the one with the girl on the bed on the phone. how much will that get me?

i guess it depends on your on dictionary of the word "miracle" and if you want, throw the word "physics" in there. the physics is what happened. just the right weight, mass, air, time, way he landed and all those numbers come into effect the outcome of the dude not completely splattered everywhere. oh yeah, e=mc2.

thats physics, not a miracle. but good job to the doctors..

now he needs surgery?

"we're doing fireworks, they're shooting guns." hahaha.. as for this whole dwi thing: I know a lawyer that has told me time and time again, IF YOU ARE DRUNK, refuse all tests. every test. he will ask you to step out of the car, which you might have to (hopefully, you're not driving when you're fall-down drunk..) but at that point he/she will still try to make you do a test. do not. all you have to do is say: i want a lawyer. thats it. they'll lock you up for the night but there is no way to prove you were drinking at all without any test. they will give you a piece of paper that says "you're doomed" and where it says "signature," write: I WANT A LAWYER. do not sign your name because it is most likely filled with "i was drinking but i dont want to take any tests, etc. in manipulative language. now for the court date, if you have to go to court: if the officer has no tests at all, you're winning. and if his dumbass brings up the piece of paper that says "i want a lawyer" where you were supposed to write your signature (stripping you of your rights) you're winning even more. you will most likely get charged with bullshit, but anyttttttthing other than a dwi/dui is fucking worth it. in short: if you know you fail the tests, just say over and over and over "I want a lawyer." and whatever, you spend a night in jail, and cops are shitting themselves cause they cant do shit.

Re: What You Guzzlin' Tonight? with..

breakups just equal rougher sex. (with the breakup girl) at least thats what its like for me.

and if you hate people, you will love this movie.

there will be blood. it was amazing.

i love a new year.