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You Turkies! (When animals attack)

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ODS-1, Jun 7, 2004.

  1. ODS-1

    ODS-1 Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2003 Messages: 3,575 Likes Received: 0
    Today I was looking at some cave next to a lake. A lot of geese were around, a few peacocks, and the real aggressive kinds. We didn't have any bread and they began following us. The left after they knew we had no bread. But there was a turky there for some reason, and it was PISSED! It started fluttering it's wings and making noises. So I decided to start walking to the car. This thing starts chasing me. I started running and it came after me. I know I can outrun it but now the fucking peacocks are coming after me too. So I get on the roof of the car (I don't have the keys) because I don't want to shit pecked out of me. This thing looks like it has a condom hanging off of it's face. A strange creature indeed. It was pretty funny. I procedded to aggrevate the hell out of it while driving off, at which point it tried to follow the car. Those animals were aggressive as fuck. Anyone else have any aggressive animal stories?
     
  2. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    too badass for the knightbats... yet chased off by a turkey...

    you could have like i dunno, kicked it.. and won.
     
  3. CinchedWaist

    CinchedWaist Elite Member

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    you were in their territory!
    perhaps they had young nearby.

    anyway, i have never been attacked by an animal.
    except when this pack of dogs surrounded us in belize ::shudder::
     
  4. Shit, waaaaay too many to mention. Everything from dogs to angry wasps to moray eels.
     
  5. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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  6. CinchedWaist

    CinchedWaist Elite Member

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    interesting.
    explain?
     
  7. Pinup

    Pinup Senior Member

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    I got racked by a donkey.
     
  8. ODS-1

    ODS-1 Elite Member

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    I was in this pretty rough (as rough as you can get in the ass end of Appalachia) and this german shepherd jumped out and started chasing me on my bike. The city doesn't take care of this area well so the concrete is all shitty. I jumped the little grass median on the curb and fell off. I looked back to see if it was comin at me, to get ready, But it was gone. Needless to say I picked up and sped the fuck off. I also was chased by a pitbull eariler on the same day.
     
  9. gfreshsushi

    gfreshsushi Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 21, 2003 Messages: 2,244 Likes Received: 1
    anyone who has ever ridden a skateboard through an urban area has been chased by a dog. that shit is freaky.
     
  10. We were spearfishing around a shallow reef area, where the rocks would actually touch the water surface, so you had to swim through it as if you were in a maze. We spotted a nice little grouper and followed it around, until it apparently got wind of our intentions and dove for a small little cave... so we approached the entrace, looked in to see if we could flush it out, and out pops a spotted moray eel straight at us, teeth bared and ready to eat our faces. We both shat ourselves, spastically kicked away from the hole and ended up smashing our backs on the rock, which had some lovely fire coral on it. The moray just stayed there half out of the hole with it's mouth open. We were so scared we couldn't even move, but eventually we realized it wasn't gonna come after us, so we slowly swam out in burning pain from the fire coral. Thank god we didn't shoot the spears out in reflex, could've gotten seriously hurt. Eventually we caught a pair of lobsters and had a nice dinner.
     
  11. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

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    I got pecked by a goose when i was like 6.. birds suck.
     
  12. Im Broke

    Im Broke Senior Member

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    ODS, were u at cave hill semitary when them birds attacked? i have had
    the same problems in there...:lol:
     
  13. ODS-1

    ODS-1 Elite Member

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    Holy Shit yes I was! Those things are fucking vicious! I want to tie a bunch of bread to the back of someones car and let them drive through that place!
     
  14. ODS-1

    ODS-1 Elite Member

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    I too when I was six got bitten, in the stomach by a pony at a petting zoo. One time on a school trip some kid was feeding a carrot to a zebra and pulled it away and the zebra totally tried to jump the fence, and we saw a camel try to rape another camel. At that place they have to ostrich running around where the people are.
     
  15. ODS-1

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