ODS-1 Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 Today I was looking at some cave next to a lake. A lot of geese were around, a few peacocks, and the real aggressive kinds. We didn't have any bread and they began following us. The left after they knew we had no bread. But there was a turky there for some reason, and it was PISSED! It started fluttering it's wings and making noises. So I decided to start walking to the car. This thing starts chasing me. I started running and it came after me. I know I can outrun it but now the fucking peacocks are coming after me too. So I get on the roof of the car (I don't have the keys) because I don't want to shit pecked out of me. This thing looks like it has a condom hanging off of it's face. A strange creature indeed. It was pretty funny. I procedded to aggrevate the hell out of it while driving off, at which point it tried to follow the car. Those animals were aggressive as fuck. Anyone else have any aggressive animal stories? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 too badass for the knightbats... yet chased off by a turkey... you could have like i dunno, kicked it.. and won. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 you were in their territory! perhaps they had young nearby. anyway, i have never been attacked by an animal. except when this pack of dogs surrounded us in belize ::shudder:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 Shit, waaaaay too many to mention. Everything from dogs to angry wasps to moray eels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 snorting cocaine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 Originally posted by El Mamerro moray eels. interesting. explain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 I got racked by a donkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted June 7, 2004 Author Share Posted June 7, 2004 I was in this pretty rough (as rough as you can get in the ass end of Appalachia) and this german shepherd jumped out and started chasing me on my bike. The city doesn't take care of this area well so the concrete is all shitty. I jumped the little grass median on the curb and fell off. I looked back to see if it was comin at me, to get ready, But it was gone. Needless to say I picked up and sped the fuck off. I also was chased by a pitbull eariler on the same day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted June 8, 2004 Share Posted June 8, 2004 anyone who has ever ridden a skateboard through an urban area has been chased by a dog. that shit is freaky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted June 8, 2004 Share Posted June 8, 2004 Originally posted by CinchedWaist interesting. explain? We were spearfishing around a shallow reef area, where the rocks would actually touch the water surface, so you had to swim through it as if you were in a maze. We spotted a nice little grouper and followed it around, until it apparently got wind of our intentions and dove for a small little cave... so we approached the entrace, looked in to see if we could flush it out, and out pops a spotted moray eel straight at us, teeth bared and ready to eat our faces. We both shat ourselves, spastically kicked away from the hole and ended up smashing our backs on the rock, which had some lovely fire coral on it. The moray just stayed there half out of the hole with it's mouth open. We were so scared we couldn't even move, but eventually we realized it wasn't gonna come after us, so we slowly swam out in burning pain from the fire coral. Thank god we didn't shoot the spears out in reflex, could've gotten seriously hurt. Eventually we caught a pair of lobsters and had a nice dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted June 8, 2004 Share Posted June 8, 2004 I got pecked by a goose when i was like 6.. birds suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted June 8, 2004 Share Posted June 8, 2004 ODS, were u at cave hill semitary when them birds attacked? i have had the same problems in there...:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted June 8, 2004 Author Share Posted June 8, 2004 Holy Shit yes I was! Those things are fucking vicious! I want to tie a bunch of bread to the back of someones car and let them drive through that place! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted June 8, 2004 Author Share Posted June 8, 2004 I too when I was six got bitten, in the stomach by a pony at a petting zoo. One time on a school trip some kid was feeding a carrot to a zebra and pulled it away and the zebra totally tried to jump the fence, and we saw a camel try to rape another camel. At that place they have to ostrich running around where the people are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted June 8, 2004 Author Share Posted June 8, 2004 http://img49.photobucket.com/albums/v149/ods-1/tofurky.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted June 8, 2004 Share Posted June 8, 2004 Handy Hint #1: Animals that are smaller than you will stop chasing you if you give them a good whack upside the fucking head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted June 8, 2004 Author Share Posted June 8, 2004 I was more worried about the almost 70 canadian geese coming. And peacocks make me freak the fuck out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted June 8, 2004 Author Share Posted June 8, 2004 I live in a little town called none of your god damned business. But I was in some cemetary where they buried colonel sanders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted June 8, 2004 Author Share Posted June 8, 2004 <span style='color:indigo'>And I don't know how or why the turkies got there. Ducks make more sense but peacocks and turkies don't. Especially when turkies can't fly. There's a lot of Vietnamese in my city who raise roosters and turkeys and stuff. One time I was walking to the store and there was a rooster in the parking lot. Did I mention when the turky was chasing me it was going "GOBBLE GOBBLE." It actually sounds like that. </span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted June 9, 2004 Share Posted June 9, 2004 fucking magpies, aussies know. they get so fucking territorial in mating season. plovers too. http://members.iinet.net.au/~kpelling/images/large/magpie.jpg'> i have had a couple of gnarly snake experiences too. that sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted June 9, 2004 Share Posted June 9, 2004 i got bit by a cockatoo at a day care centre when i was 3. i still have the scar. This reminds me, apparently if you dip a peice of bread in bi carbonate soda you and feed it to a seagul its stomach explodes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeraloRivera Posted June 9, 2004 Share Posted June 9, 2004 Originally posted by ODS-1 colonel sanders. that explains it. i got chased down my a pitbull when i was a wee lad and it fucked my hand up. also on the list -one angry goose -multiple fish -savanah monitor -deranged squirrel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted June 9, 2004 Share Posted June 9, 2004 Stray dogs and black folks on a regular basis.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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