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Win98 Source Release

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Dirty_habiT, Dec 6, 2002.

  1. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Dirty Dozen Crew

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    Win98 Source Release

    Discussion started by Dirty_habiT - Dec 6, 2002

    Code:
    
    /*
    
    TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
    
    Project: Chicago(tm)
    
    Projected release-date: MAY 1998
    
    $History$
    
    */
    
    
    
    #include "win31.h"
    
    #include "win95.h"
    
    #include "evenmore.h"
    
    #include "oldstuff.h"
    
    #include "billrulz.h"
    
    #define INSTALL = HARD
    
    
    
    char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
    
    
    
    void main()
    
    {
    
    while(!CRASHED)
    
    {
    
    display_copyright_message();
    
    display_bill_rules_message();
    
    do_nothing_loop();
    
    if (first_time_installation)
    
    {
    
    make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
    
    do_nothing_loop();
    
    totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
    
    
    
    search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
    
    hang_system();
    
    }
    
    write_something(anything);
    
    display_copyright_message();
    
    do_nothing_loop();
    
    do_some_stuff();
    
    if (still_not_crashed)
    
    {
    
    display_copyright_message();
    
    do_nothing_loop();
    
    basically_run_windows_3.1();
    
    do_nothing_loop();
    
    do_nothing_loop();
    
    }
    
    }
    
    
    
    if (detect_cache())
    
    disable_cache();
    
    
    
    if (fast_cpu())
    
    {
    
    set_wait_states(lots);
    
    set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
    
    set_mouse(action, jumpy);
    
    set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
    
    }
    
    
    
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
    
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
    
    printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
    
    if (system_ok())
    
    crash(to_dos_prompt);
    
    else
    
    system_memory = open("a:swp0001.swp" O_CREATE);
    
    
    
    while(something)
    
    {
    
    sleep(5);
    
    get_user_input();
    
    sleep(5);
    
    act_on_user_input();
    
    sleep(5);
    
    }
    
    create_general_protection_fault();
    
    }
    
    


    Really though, this is not a joke.
     
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  2. FourOneTwo

    FourOneTwo 12oz Member

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    FourOneTwo - Replied Dec 6, 2002

    :( fuck microsoft.
     
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  3. 455

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    455 - Replied Dec 6, 2002

    fuck that.
     
  4. -Rage-

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    [​IMG]
     
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  5. podrido

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    podrido - Replied Dec 7, 2002

    oh no am i stuck in atime warp
     
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  6. ~KRYLON2~

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    ~KRYLON2~ - Replied Dec 7, 2002

    how do you use it??
     
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  7. w3ns

    w3ns 12oz Junior Member

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    w3ns - Replied Dec 7, 2002

    so a joke
     
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  8. Intangible

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    Intangible - Replied Dec 7, 2002

    Thats not the whole source.......
     
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    KING BLING - Replied Dec 7, 2002

     
  10. Intangible

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    Intangible - Replied Dec 7, 2002

    I hate it when that happens.....
     
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