Win98 Source Release

/*

TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code

Project: Chicago(tm)

Projected release-date: MAY 1998

$History$

*/



#include "win31.h"

#include "win95.h"

#include "evenmore.h"

#include "oldstuff.h"

#include "billrulz.h"

#define INSTALL = HARD



char make_prog_look_big[1600000];



void main()

{

while(!CRASHED)

{

display_copyright_message();

display_bill_rules_message();

do_nothing_loop();

if (first_time_installation)

{

make_50_megabyte_swapfile();

do_nothing_loop();

totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();



search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();

hang_system();

}

write_something(anything);

display_copyright_message();

do_nothing_loop();

do_some_stuff();

if (still_not_crashed)

{

display_copyright_message();

do_nothing_loop();

basically_run_windows_3.1();

do_nothing_loop();

do_nothing_loop();

}

}



if (detect_cache())

disable_cache();



if (fast_cpu())

{

set_wait_states(lots);

set_mouse(speed, very_slow);

set_mouse(action, jumpy);

set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);

}



/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */

printf("Welcome to Windows 98");

if (system_ok())

crash(to_dos_prompt);

else

system_memory = open("a:swp0001.swp" O_CREATE);



while(something)

{

sleep(5);

get_user_input();

sleep(5);

act_on_user_input();

sleep(5);

}

create_general_protection_fault();

}

Really though, this is not a joke.

:( fuck microsoft.

fuck that.

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oh no am i stuck in atime warp

how do you use it??

so a joke

Thats not the whole source.......

write_something(anything);

I hate it when that happens.....