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Win98 Source Release

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Dirty_habiT, Dec 6, 2002.

  1. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,080 Likes Received: 56
    Code:
    
    /*
    
    TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
    
    Project: Chicago(tm)
    
    Projected release-date: MAY 1998
    
    $History$
    
    */
    
    
    
    #include "win31.h"
    
    #include "win95.h"
    
    #include "evenmore.h"
    
    #include "oldstuff.h"
    
    #include "billrulz.h"
    
    #define INSTALL = HARD
    
    
    
    char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
    
    
    
    void main()
    
    {
    
    while(!CRASHED)
    
    {
    
    display_copyright_message();
    
    display_bill_rules_message();
    
    do_nothing_loop();
    
    if (first_time_installation)
    
    {
    
    make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
    
    do_nothing_loop();
    
    totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
    
    
    
    search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
    
    hang_system();
    
    }
    
    write_something(anything);
    
    display_copyright_message();
    
    do_nothing_loop();
    
    do_some_stuff();
    
    if (still_not_crashed)
    
    {
    
    display_copyright_message();
    
    do_nothing_loop();
    
    basically_run_windows_3.1();
    
    do_nothing_loop();
    
    do_nothing_loop();
    
    }
    
    }
    
    
    
    if (detect_cache())
    
    disable_cache();
    
    
    
    if (fast_cpu())
    
    {
    
    set_wait_states(lots);
    
    set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
    
    set_mouse(action, jumpy);
    
    set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
    
    }
    
    
    
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
    
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
    
    printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
    
    if (system_ok())
    
    crash(to_dos_prompt);
    
    else
    
    system_memory = open("a:swp0001.swp" O_CREATE);
    
    
    
    while(something)
    
    {
    
    sleep(5);
    
    get_user_input();
    
    sleep(5);
    
    act_on_user_input();
    
    sleep(5);
    
    }
    
    create_general_protection_fault();
    
    }
    
    


    Really though, this is not a joke.
     
  2. FourOneTwo

    FourOneTwo Member

    Joined: May 10, 2002 Messages: 924 Likes Received: 0
  3. 455

    455 Guest

    fuck that.
     
  4. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 10,006 Likes Received: 27
  5. podrido

    podrido Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 14, 2001 Messages: 9,182 Likes Received: 28
    oh no am i stuck in atime warp
     
  6. ~KRYLON2~

    ~KRYLON2~ 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 10,443 Likes Received: 191
    how do you use it??
     
  7. w3ns

    w3ns Junior Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2002 Messages: 127 Likes Received: 0
  8. Intangible

    Intangible 12oz Legend

    Joined: Jul 9, 2001 Messages: 17,479 Likes Received: 6
    Thats not the whole source.......
     
  9. KING BLING

    KING BLING Guest

     
  10. Intangible

    Intangible 12oz Legend

    Joined: Jul 9, 2001 Messages: 17,479 Likes Received: 6
    I hate it when that happens.....
     
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