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Who's movie will be more sucessful? Mandy Moore's or Britney Spears ??

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by DITDxCULT, Feb 5, 2002.


    DITDxCULT Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 1,192 Likes Received: 0
    If you came to this post, you are a big gay fag.

    Only fags will reply below me, so get your post on!
  2. TRAMP

    TRAMP Member

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  3. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    ...what are you 13?....

    i mean if you wanna talk straight fucking thats fine, but to have a debate, mockingly or not, is straight 9th grade...geesh...

    grumble grumble:mad:
  4. beardo

    beardo Guest

  5. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    ....:lol: :lol: :lol:....

    ya and better make it pure columbian grounds and main line it too doctor beards....cut it with two lumps of sugar and three creamers...hurry im getting more and more aggravated as i read channel zero and other ridiculous forums....r
  6. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,307 Likes Received: 112
    mmm...coffee...damn thats a good idea..
  7. i'd like to drink a double espresso with my dick in britneys cooter while mandy's movie is playing on the tv
  8. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8

    that ladies and gentleman is pure class....
  9. mapo wc

    mapo wc Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 23, 2001 Messages: 3,119 Likes Received: 0
    britneys will probably be like most movies which are all hype. great sales the first week then we dont hear about it.

    i heard mandy moores movie is good.

    when i was in the army there was a kid named 'moore', and he was tellin me he was at ybor city (its like a mardi gras for teenagers on new years eve in fl)..and she was there..and he talked to her and was all fucked up from x and prescription pills..and hes like 'my name is moore too, baby girl!'
    her bodyguards promptly got in between them. haha. that dude was cool.
  10. dukeofyork

    dukeofyork Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 9, 2000 Messages: 1,589 Likes Received: 1
    news flash:


    thank you.
    now back to your regular planned program......

    DITDxCULT Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 1,192 Likes Received: 0
    ha ha ha...this is great.

    FYI....this was supposed to be sarcastic.
  12. beardo

    beardo Guest

    Did you hear about the guy from Alabama who passed away and left his entire estate to his
    beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
    How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?
    When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the front desk replies, "Go ahead."
    How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married?
    There is dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
    Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!
    What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Alabama?
    Where was the toothbrush invented?
    Mississippi. If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.
    A Georgia State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-75 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies
    "Bout wut?"
    Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery?
    The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
    Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down? Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss, too. Both books-poof! -- up in flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
    A new law recently passed in West Virginia:
    When a couple gets divorced, they're STILL brother and sister.
  13. beardo

    beardo Guest


    Cuba, Sudan, Serbia Form Axis of Somewhat Evil; Other Nations Start Own Clubs

    Beijing (SatireWire.com) — Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil," Libya, China, and Syria today announced they had formed the "Axis of Just as Evil," which they said would be way eviler than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of his State of the Union address.

    Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are Just as Evil... in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. "Everybody knows we're the best evils... best at being evil... we're the best."

    Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil.

    "They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad.

    "An Axis can't have more than three countries," explained Iraqi President Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So you can only have three. And a secret handshake. Ours is wicked cool."


    International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as within minutes, France surrendered.

    Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in what became a game of geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan, and Serbia said they had formed the Axis of Somewhat Evil, forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the Axis of Occasionally Evil, while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia established the Axis of Not So Much Evil Really As Just Generally Disagreeable.

    With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the Olympics; Canada, Mexico, and Australia formed the Axis of Nations That Are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Nasty Thoughts About America, while Spain, Scotland, and New Zealand established the Axis of Countries That Be Allowed to Ask Sheep to Wear Lipstick.

    "That's not a threat, really, just something we like to do," said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack McConnell.

    While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axes, although he rejected the establishment of the Axis of Countries Whose Names End in "Guay," accusing one of its members of filing a false application. Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges.

    Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but privately, world leaders said that's only because no one asked them.
  14. mapo wc

    mapo wc Elite Member

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    i'd be pissed off at the world too, if i lived in kentucky.
  15. THE DEVIL!

    THE DEVIL! Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 11, 2000 Messages: 1,045 Likes Received: 0
    Beardo funny.

    I would only see those movies if, upon entry to the theater, they handed out scratch&sniff cards of those two girl's assholes. And tissues.