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what the fuck has guinness done???

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by boogie hands, Dec 2, 2002.

  1. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    so i go grocery shopping today and pick up an 8 pack of guinness...get home unload my groceries and decide to pour a glass when low and behold, the can runs out with an inch to go in my pint glass...confused i check the can and sure enough...14.9 ounces. what the fuck!?! i cant even get a pint of beer anymore? do the irish think that every american drinks beer out of 12 ounce glasses and they can just slip this by us? nothing is sacred anymore....fuck that...next time im getting beamish...
     
  2. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,100 Likes Received: 73
    this thread has the "boogie hands" option already built in folks....
     
  3. 455

    455 Guest

    hahaha......chitter-chatter...that's great.damn,Boogs......you got cheated out of some beer...haha.
     
  4. podrido

    podrido Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 14, 2001 Messages: 9,182 Likes Received: 28
    fuckers trying to rip us off i aety
     
  5. DOLR....LED

    DOLR....LED Member

    Joined: Jul 2, 2002 Messages: 675 Likes Received: 1
    damn...you cant be serious that shit is fucked my irsh buddy kevin will be pissed about this one....this shit was a ten on my list now its a nine 1/2
     
  6. fr8lover

    fr8lover Guest

    try some other stouts...
     
  7. dosoner

    dosoner Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 8, 2000 Messages: 3,735 Likes Received: 26
    old guardian from stone brewery. if your lucky enough to get your hands on it, its a damn good pint of beer, and its a full pint that will knock you on your ass. its somthing like 11%. them stone brewery guys dont fuck around.
     
  8. cans!?! they did that to the cans!?!? damn!!
    damned americans have to get their hands on everything!

    i know the new bottles are short of the american pint, but the cans!!!

    somebody stop the madness!!
     
  9. fr8lover

    fr8lover Guest

    old guardian is a barley wine so yeah, itll knock you off your ass real good.

    try:
    sierra nevada stout
    boulevard bully!porter (porter)
    samuel smith oatmeal stout
    brooklyn chocolate stout
     
  10. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 5,263 Likes Received: 40

    i thought you were a canadian?

    canadian commie pinko fucktards.
     
  11. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    Re: Re: what the fuck has guinness done???

    just out of curiousity....

    why?
     
  12. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    boogie hands... canadian... noooooooo!
     
  13. grittylifer

    grittylifer Banned

    Joined: Nov 14, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    this amstels to you booger glands.
     
  14. sneak

    sneak Guest

    respec'

    but yea,....unlucky son. head to the nearest bar and put this right
     
  15. jah

    jah Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 30, 2001 Messages: 2,705 Likes Received: 2
    thats some dirty shit! over here in australia they use some fucked up measuring system called the metric system or some shit so i dont know what the fuck im drinking anyway. ;) (so you slower folks dont think im a complete retard).

    guinness is still #1 though. in amsterdam they have guinness extra stout or some shit thats 8 % alcohol volume so it gets you buzzin way faster. cant find it over here. ive found some aussie beers i can hang with though.

    im glad to hear you drink quality beer though. fuck all that cheap shit. id rather not drink...


    im sippin some fagermeirter (as they seem to spell it in german. for all us sane people its pronouced yaigermyster or yagermeister or however the fuck you crazy fucks say it....) or jagermeister or whatever. fuck it.

    anyway, sorry to hear youre not satisfied with guinness. keep drinking and whatnot...

    i need to go ge some other mind altering substances now.
     
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