boogie hands Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 so i go grocery shopping today and pick up an 8 pack of guinness...get home unload my groceries and decide to pour a glass when low and behold, the can runs out with an inch to go in my pint glass...confused i check the can and sure enough...14.9 ounces. what the fuck!?! i cant even get a pint of beer anymore? do the irish think that every american drinks beer out of 12 ounce glasses and they can just slip this by us? nothing is sacred anymore....fuck that...next time im getting beamish... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 this thread has the "boogie hands" option already built in folks.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 hahaha......chitter-chatter...that's great.damn,Boogs......you got cheated out of some beer...haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 fuckers trying to rip us off i aety Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOLR....LED Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 damn...you cant be serious that shit is fucked my irsh buddy kevin will be pissed about this one....this shit was a ten on my list now its a nine 1/2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fr8lover Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 try some other stouts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosoner Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 old guardian from stone brewery. if your lucky enough to get your hands on it, its a damn good pint of beer, and its a full pint that will knock you on your ass. its somthing like 11%. them stone brewery guys dont fuck around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_SecretAgentX9 Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 cans!?! they did that to the cans!?!? damn!! damned americans have to get their hands on everything! i know the new bottles are short of the american pint, but the cans!!! somebody stop the madness!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fr8lover Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 old guardian is a barley wine so yeah, itll knock you off your ass real good. try: sierra nevada stout boulevard bully!porter (porter) samuel smith oatmeal stout brooklyn chocolate stout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 Originally posted by boogie hands so i go grocery shopping today and pick up an 8 pack of guinness...get home unload my groceries and decide to pour a glass when low and behold, the can runs out with an inch to go in my pint glass...confused i check the can and sure enough...14.9 ounces. what the fuck!?! i cant even get a pint of beer anymore? do the irish think that every american drinks beer out of 12 ounce glasses and they can just slip this by us? nothing is sacred anymore....fuck that...next time im getting beamish... i thought you were a canadian? canadian commie pinko fucktards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted December 3, 2002 Author Share Posted December 3, 2002 Re: Re: what the fuck has guinness done??? Originally posted by Tyler Durden i thought you were a canadian? just out of curiousity.... why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 boogie hands... canadian... noooooooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grittylifer Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 this amstels to you booger glands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 Originally posted by boogie hands 12 ounce respec' but yea,....unlucky son. head to the nearest bar and put this right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 thats some dirty shit! over here in australia they use some fucked up measuring system called the metric system or some shit so i dont know what the fuck im drinking anyway. ;) (so you slower folks dont think im a complete retard). guinness is still #1 though. in amsterdam they have guinness extra stout or some shit thats 8 % alcohol volume so it gets you buzzin way faster. cant find it over here. ive found some aussie beers i can hang with though. im glad to hear you drink quality beer though. fuck all that cheap shit. id rather not drink... im sippin some fagermeirter (as they seem to spell it in german. for all us sane people its pronouced yaigermyster or yagermeister or however the fuck you crazy fucks say it....) or jagermeister or whatever. fuck it. anyway, sorry to hear youre not satisfied with guinness. keep drinking and whatnot... i need to go ge some other mind altering substances now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 jager is my drink of choice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 guinness is shit. if you had ever walked past the brewery (as i have on several occasions) and smelled the reek of that place you'd never drink that shite ever again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 every brewery smells like shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 ive taken the brewery tour. i got free drinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 Originally posted by When every brewery smells like shit there's a huge brewery in melbourne and it smells nowhere near as bad as the guinness brewery. trust me. your senses will feel violated and dirty if you'd been near this place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 the miller brewery out here is fucking horrid but then again it is miller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 Originally posted by When the miller brewery out here is fucking horrid but then again it is miller really? a brewery that makes the most flavourless beer on earth has a smell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 Originally posted by When indeed. well maybe they should put some of the smell in the bottles. at least then there's be something in there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 Originally posted by Mr. ABC well maybe they should put some of the smell in the bottles. either that or just bottle real piss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 Originally posted by When either that or just bottle real piss nah, budweiser already got the patent for that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 Fuck the Guiness breweries. I took the tour in Dublin and after 45 minutes of Guiness propaganda the cheap, irish paddies only gave me 1 small glass of Guiness... Fuck that! Go on the Carlsberg or Tuborg tour, after you will get an hour of drinking all you can for free... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 Re: Re: what the fuck has guinness done??? Originally posted by Tyler Durden i thought you were a canadian? canadian commie pinko fucktards. You called me canadien the other day, im not canadien either, i could care less for maple syrup or mayonaise... Fuck that shit. Guiness-meal in a can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 I had a pint of Guiness with my lunch today! The barman even put a shamrock in the head. Nice touch. Am I strange because I like the smell that eminates from breweries - smells like shredded wheat with hot milk to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 the Guinness brewery smells foul. Uniquely foul, like no other brewery I keep away from that end to town altogether Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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