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what the fuck has guinness done???

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so i go grocery shopping today and pick up an 8 pack of guinness...get home unload my groceries and decide to pour a glass when low and behold, the can runs out with an inch to go in my pint glass...confused i check the can and sure enough...14.9 ounces. what the fuck!?! i cant even get a pint of beer anymore? do the irish think that every american drinks beer out of 12 ounce glasses and they can just slip this by us? nothing is sacred anymore....fuck that...next time im getting beamish...

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Guest 455

hahaha......chitter-chatter...that's great.damn,Boogs......you got cheated out of some beer...haha.

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damn...you cant be serious that shit is fucked my irsh buddy kevin will be pissed about this one....this shit was a ten on my list now its a nine 1/2

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old guardian from stone brewery. if your lucky enough to get your hands on it, its a damn good pint of beer, and its a full pint that will knock you on your ass. its somthing like 11%. them stone brewery guys dont fuck around.

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Guest imported_SecretAgentX9

cans!?! they did that to the cans!?!? damn!!

damned americans have to get their hands on everything!

 

i know the new bottles are short of the american pint, but the cans!!!

 

somebody stop the madness!!

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Guest fr8lover

old guardian is a barley wine so yeah, itll knock you off your ass real good.

 

try:

sierra nevada stout

boulevard bully!porter (porter)

samuel smith oatmeal stout

brooklyn chocolate stout

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Originally posted by boogie hands

so i go grocery shopping today and pick up an 8 pack of guinness...get home unload my groceries and decide to pour a glass when low and behold, the can runs out with an inch to go in my pint glass...confused i check the can and sure enough...14.9 ounces. what the fuck!?! i cant even get a pint of beer anymore? do the irish think that every american drinks beer out of 12 ounce glasses and they can just slip this by us? nothing is sacred anymore....fuck that...next time im getting beamish...

 

 

i thought you were a canadian?

 

canadian commie pinko fucktards.

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Re: Re: what the fuck has guinness done???

 

Originally posted by Tyler Durden

i thought you were a canadian?

 

just out of curiousity....

 

why?

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Originally posted by boogie hands

12 ounce

 

respec'

 

but yea,....unlucky son. head to the nearest bar and put this right

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thats some dirty shit! over here in australia they use some fucked up measuring system called the metric system or some shit so i dont know what the fuck im drinking anyway. ;) (so you slower folks dont think im a complete retard).

 

guinness is still #1 though. in amsterdam they have guinness extra stout or some shit thats 8 % alcohol volume so it gets you buzzin way faster. cant find it over here. ive found some aussie beers i can hang with though.

 

im glad to hear you drink quality beer though. fuck all that cheap shit. id rather not drink...

 

 

im sippin some fagermeirter (as they seem to spell it in german. for all us sane people its pronouced yaigermyster or yagermeister or however the fuck you crazy fucks say it....) or jagermeister or whatever. fuck it.

 

anyway, sorry to hear youre not satisfied with guinness. keep drinking and whatnot...

 

i need to go ge some other mind altering substances now.

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guinness is shit. if you had ever walked past the brewery (as i have on several occasions) and smelled the reek of that place you'd never drink that shite ever again.

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Guest sneak

ive taken the brewery tour. i got free drinks

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Originally posted by When

every brewery smells like shit

 

there's a huge brewery in melbourne and it smells nowhere near as bad as the guinness brewery. trust me. your senses will feel violated and dirty if you'd been near this place

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the miller brewery out here is fucking horrid

but then again it is miller

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Originally posted by When

the miller brewery out here is fucking horrid

but then again it is miller

 

really? a brewery that makes the most flavourless beer on earth has a smell?

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Originally posted by When

indeed.

 

well maybe they should put some of the smell in the bottles. at least then there's be something in there

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Originally posted by Mr. ABC

well maybe they should put some of the smell in the bottles.

 

either that or just bottle real piss

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