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things that look like sexrelated things but apparently arent

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by footsoldier, Sep 7, 2002.

  1. footsoldier

    footsoldier Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 1,885 Likes Received: 2
    -lava lamps...lamps or giant hot dildos?

    -cucumbers...you cant hontly expect me to believe that they naturally look that way. you know at one time they were probably all innocent looking but then some perverted scientist who loved mendel and skonkers had to come along and make it all perverted.

    -bellybuttons...everyone likes belly buttons,girls pierce em and show em off, theyre kind of a hole but they dont serve any real purpose.

    yea thats all i could come up with right now...im lookin at a lava lamp and i just thought something had to be said. theyve been looking like big fake dilzniks for long enough. add your own. (obviously)
     
  2. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

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  3. Whoa1

    Whoa1 Member

    Joined: Aug 22, 2002 Messages: 292 Likes Received: 0
    Today I was in Walmart and I saw these unfrosted donuts, the centers looked like buttholes and I had a good laugh.
     
  4. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,363 Likes Received: 299
    i heard some asian men are able to sex 'em up
     
  5. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 2, 2002 Messages: 4,703 Likes Received: 0
    womens golf trophies

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  6. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

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    Re: womens golf trophies

     
  7. WALE!pd

    WALE!pd 12oz Loyalist

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    Re: womens golf trophies

     
  8. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    but...i love her... :eek:

    asshole!
     
  9. WALE!pd

    WALE!pd 12oz Loyalist

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    sorry i take back the butch bitch comment i hadnt properly inspected the pic i was expecting one of those short haired old shrews , i mean honestly the vast majority of professional women golfers fit into that category
     
  10. WALE!pd

    WALE!pd 12oz Loyalist

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    Re: Re: womens golf trophies

     
  11. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,083 Likes Received: 60
    Effyoo: pic already been posted, had a whole topic about it.... thanks anyway.

    Smart: that crack you made on Beardo made me laugh, funny....



    And to add to the list..... capri pants.
     
  12. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    in front of my highschool..theres a statue thats up and my mom says it looks like a bunch of gay guys standing around trying to get head from some other guy and they're all turning thier backs away from the girl...
     
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