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The "fuck it I'm bored" freestyle forum.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by PAYROLL, Oct 17, 2002.


    PAYROLL Guest

    payroll pimpish on the mothergrabbin spot
    the one "nigger" makin ya mommas panties hot
    the wetness on her twat...is drippy droppin like faucets
    im a twenty year old recovering alcoholic
    step to this fool please believe youll end up toast
    just call me dean martin because i host the flow roast
    get ghost if ya cant hang with this here rhyme im slangin
    danglin my nuts around before i start to flangin
    them motherfuckers in ya mouth like fuckin popsicles
    i bust you in the fuckin eye until that blood trickles...
    no im just playin man im a pussy like that
    no playa hate me because my rhyme comes flat
    like a-cup titties on flat-chested bitches
    i keep it dirty as hell wont see me rappin bout no riches
    or switches on the ride with matchin 22's
    i stay broke as fuck like "niggers" singin the blues
    styles concentrated like jews
    doubledecker skills packed in twos
    that last line made no sense because my flow is used
    battered and abused like ho's with low self esteem
    its payroll bitch the one man dream team
    more like a nightmare with this wack ass shit
    if you dont like it motherfucker you can suck my dick
    ill nut in yer eye make it blind like slick rick
    im a blood suckin parasite so call me the tick
    in an emergency call 911 real quick
    if ya not careful ill come from behind and steal your chick
    i shave with a bic...the smoothness of my skin is so sick
    the candle goes out when theres no more wick
    if youve read this far youre a goddamn prick
    i started this bullshit thread for shits and kicks
    if u cant tell, rappin aint my claim to fame
    thats a nice way of sayin that this shit is lame
    so new to the game that im a goddamn shame
    done fell off the map like that nigga corey haim
    im a big fan of that "tagger" daim
    when i try to bite the steez it dont come off the same
    just kiddin bitch i dont pull my own card
    stop laughin at me when your dumb ass aint hard
    youre a gangster ballerina rockin a fubu leotard
    ill slap you bald headed like jean-luc picard
    i think ill end this flow, than fall in file and rank
    this is a rhyme swapmeet so dont try to gank
    you try to battle me bitch ill fuckin stab ya with a shank
    i just let out a hot fart and boy it smells rank.
  2. WALE!pd

    WALE!pd 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jun 7, 2002 Messages: 12,040 Likes Received: 364
    hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha... thats the best rap ive ever heard hahahahaha fuckin amazing! go payroll go

    RAGSOE New Jack

    Joined: May 11, 2002 Messages: 11 Likes Received: 1
    punk in drublic wigger fucks

    j/k fuck me and all of you!......
  4. WALE!pd

    WALE!pd 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jun 7, 2002 Messages: 12,040 Likes Received: 364
    righty righty i think someone should freestyle battle payroll
  5. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    yea. nifty.
    whatever did happen to all those freestyle threads that tease started
  6. destroya

    destroya Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2002 Messages: 1,714 Likes Received: 2
    me and my friend we freestyling on the way home from school. i'm known for not freestyling, but i got at him.
  7. ()__))>

    ()__))> New Jack

    Joined: Oct 18, 2002 Messages: 9 Likes Received: 0
    PShaw.... rappin to everyday dealings is easy... try rappin to dis:

    030/TE2, Electro-Optical Systems Inc.)
    Particle Synthesis and Treatment. Doped silica particles
    can be synthesized by adding 0.5-2% LnCl3‚6H2O to mixtures
    of acetic acid and water. This amount of dissolved salt gives a
    slight but noticeable color to the solution. After the lanthanide
    salt is fully dissolved in the acid-water solution TEOS, which
    has been stored under dryN2, is rapidly added. A range of molar
    compositions[TEOS:CH3COOH:H2O)1:(4.0-8.0):(1.5-5.0)] can
    be used to achieve discrete particles. A typical reaction uses 9
    mL of acetic acid, 1.6 mL of H2O, 0.1 g of LnCl3‚6H2O, and 4.5
    mL of TEOS. The mixture is agitated for 5-30 s or until the
    solution turns cloudy white. At this point the mixture is allowed
    to react for up to 30 min. During the course of the reaction the
    doped particles will sediment to the bottom of the centrifuge
    tube. After reacting, the mixture is centrifuged and redispersed
    in ethanol several times. If the supernatant from the original
    reaction mixture is left undisturbed for several hours, it will
    form a clear, brittle, colored solid indicating that not all of the
    TEOS is used in the particle synthesis, and not all of the
    lanthanide salt is incorporated.
  8. 455

    455 Guest

    right on PAYROLL........nice......

    It's been awhile since there was decent "keystyle" thread
    where you could type off the top the of the head
    eye see 12oz head/
    ed into a different space and time through rhymes
    produced thr4ough induced influence
    bestowed upon you
    Payroll dropped a bomb
    and I drop the bomb too...
    crews mean nothing when something creative and innovative
    stops all the cats on this site who fuckin' playerhated
    I'm wasted
    from drinking too much
    no mic in my clutch
    swithching speed like a transmission
    with wisdom typed within the transition
    of thoughts as they come one by one
    a native son with a native tougne
    flipping pronouns and vowels
    the non-existent member of the Nightowls
    instills fear into cats kickin writtens
    trying to put flavor in my ear like Craig Mack
    sit back and relax and flow
    this cat PAYROLL will leave your style arrested like cardiac
    heart attacks and leave with all brain cells intact
    so take off your backpack or knapsack
    and realize that just because you think you rock like aesop
    doesn't mean you listen to hip-hop
    OH My God!mercy me
    we put clever words together like Godfather Don and Percee-P
    and ain't nothing you could tell me or sell me
    What! a sage francis tape
    C'mon bro.....it's time to create shapes and work 'em
    over like Picasso painting landscapes with cubism
    you are shittin' on no one
    don't talk about pullin heat
    I know you got no gun
    and if you did you still wouldn't have the guts to shoot
    stay rugged like RA
    broke as fuck
    don;t care if I ever get loot...........

    sorry.....I'm drunk as hell.........laTER.......DAMN,i NEED SLEEP.......good lookin...PAYROLL........peace.
  9. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    jealousy is a must with these titties and butts
    all these "12 year olds" thrown into the world of MANLY lust-

    at such an early age?? america.. i hope youre afriad..when this economy will be based upon who will get laid.

    will it be you?? hell nah, it will be me."cause if all the girls were to cross the sea, oh what a great swimmer willy wonka would be"

    fear me bitch..i made my step dads eye twitch..
    so while he goes insane..i kick back, relax and try to maintain..

    my status..a fatboy in class with !hella! dirty habits..you silly rabbit..those tricks wont get you through this gate..

    cause with my x-ray vision i can see youre fake..when you were 5 years old, you were butt-raped!!

    -oh my God! he did not!
    took one look and saw i was a fruad..kicked my ass and then i was robbed-help me help me i need attention..willy wonka is loose, why wont you listen?!

    im just gonna end it there, there's no beat anymore....beer!
  10. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
  11. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Guest

    my cocos

    bitches go loco for my cocos/ even tho/ my nuts are stinky like hobos/ my ass blasts more gas than sunoco/ my cock is gigantic/ like the titanic/ and it spits more shit than the atlantic/ i got more semen than the navy/ more gravy/ than thanksgiving dinner/ bitches know my weiner is the winner/ my wiggedy wiggedy weiner is the wiggedy wiggedy winner/ my wiggedy wiggedy weiner is the wiggedy wiggedy winner... fuck yeah. 9am hangover. someone please kill me.
  12. Fabo 2

    Fabo 2 Member

    Joined: Mar 20, 2002 Messages: 345 Likes Received: 2
    pobody's nerfect
  13. seven.13

    seven.13 Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 5, 2000 Messages: 3,572 Likes Received: 19
    Good lord I'm bored.
    Being home alone isnt always a good thing.
  14. !@#$%

    [email protected]#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 623


    don't you get tired of dealing with work??

    who gives a flying fuck about some physical chemistry protocol

    give us something we can use!
  15. phoniks

    phoniks New Jack

    Joined: Apr 25, 2002 Messages: 51 Likes Received: 0
    im a little dork
    colecting plastic objects like napkin rings and sporks

    hahaha...no here you go

    atatch like thc to your brains receptor
    infect your whole head cloud up the upper sector
    now your heads so foggy you set off the smoke detector
    number one inspector checking bagage befor you enter
    look at the statistics
    my styles systemaic linguistic
    words acrobatic and their far from simplistic
    invadeing bodys like i was parasitic
    atack your imune system first kill your antibodys
    clog your blood vesels birst your artarys
    bodys now become a part of me
    like a leach that can never be removed
    your entire existance ive consumed
    make your body move
    the neddle skips the next micro groove
    i see you stealin styles like i stole mona leasa from the louve
    time twistin
    im eclipsin
    beating eagos to submission
    leave em wishin
    that they never steped wreck em like a demolition
    yo..im on the final frontier
    with more rimes than shakespear
    shear genious vocab is what you hear
    oh dear