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A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen

listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living

room.

She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches

 

who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And

all

of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train,

 

cause we're going down the tracks."

 

The mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of

language

in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay

there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train,

 

but I want you to use nice language."

 

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing

with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son

say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember

to

take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us

today

and hope your trip was A pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us

again

soon."

 

She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we

ask

you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember that

there

is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and

relaxing

journey with us today."

 

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who

are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the

kitchen!"

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Originally posted by Turd Ferguson@Mar 22 2005, 04:37 PM

As a teenager, one of my great past-times, was sitting on the stoops outside of stores chewing gum. I would toss the gum onto the sidewalk and watch people step in it.

 

 

good idea

a fun thing i do, is put cigarette butts into public trash cans instead of ashtrays whenever possible

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My friend tried to shoot, with a catapult, one of several dogs which were being walked opposite my house but he hit my neighbour's car window and it shattered.

Eventually there was a knock at the door and it was the local old lady misanthrope, she said she SAW two black kids smash it. I just said "really?".

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