Guest HESHIANDET Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks." The mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was A pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember that there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 bitchin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
source Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turd Ferguson Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 As a teenager, one of my great past-times, was sitting on the stoops outside of stores chewing gum. I would toss the gum onto the sidewalk and watch people step in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 nice little story. made me smile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 damn..that one touched the heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KYU Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 hah, clever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 HAHAHAHAH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 :haha: classic :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 hahah,awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 man, its been awhile since i heard that one. definitly a classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Originally posted by Turd Ferguson@Mar 22 2005, 04:37 PM As a teenager, one of my great past-times, was sitting on the stoops outside of stores chewing gum. I would toss the gum onto the sidewalk and watch people step in it. Quoted post good idea a fun thing i do, is put cigarette butts into public trash cans instead of ashtrays whenever possible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Originally posted by ARCEL@Mar 23 2005, 06:13 PM good idea a fun thing i do, is put cigarette butts into public trash cans instead of ashtrays whenever possible Quoted post still lit of course. always fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokejuda Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 i lit a recliner on fire that was sittin out for trash one night and hid acrosss the street while it caugth on fire.. the next day my mom was liek did you see someone lit that chair up the street on fire last night. i laughed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 My friend tried to shoot, with a catapult, one of several dogs which were being walked opposite my house but he hit my neighbour's car window and it shattered. Eventually there was a knock at the door and it was the local old lady misanthrope, she said she SAW two black kids smash it. I just said "really?". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 haha damn that was kinda funny. my co-workers are staring at me now. but i'm not explaining why i'm laughing. so now it's a bit uncomfortable in here. my boss is looking sideways at me. uh oh. thx hesh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 SELDOON GET BACK TO WORK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NineFiftyFour Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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