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remember when i had girl trouble?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Santa Claus, Dec 14, 2001.

  1. Santa Claus

    Santa Claus Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2000 Messages: 1,496 Likes Received: 0
    back when i posted as racecar, i told my woe's of chelsea, the girl i loved who decided to start dating a 26 yearold. just to let you know how fucking lame life is:

    i ended up going to homecoming with her.
    that was the last time i REALLY hung out with her.(that was oct 28)
    that was the hardest thing to do, ever.
    now i dont talk to her more than thru random emails every week or so.
    i'm now deathly afraid of girls, yet i fall in love easily.
    i fear having to see or talk to her, because of the pure hell it still puts me through.

    fuckin shit i cant wait til i'm all grown up and i dont have to deal with stupid shit like this.

    edit so i dont so stupid:
    i realize that what i've just said isnt really even that bad. i know kids on here have it WAY worse. but, basically, i just hate how lame shit is sometimes. like, what a pain in the ass this has been. so, fuck it.
  2. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 178
    wait... when does that happen?
  3. Santa Claus

    Santa Claus Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2000 Messages: 1,496 Likes Received: 0
    good point....i figure around 35-40. cant wait.....
  4. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,363 Likes Received: 299
    Fucked up shit. Read your past thread. Whatta bitch. If you don't mind me sayin. I mean she's at your pad, then gets a cell phone by some prick Rusty and splits cause he wants to see her. I mean it's sucks that you too ain't together. But it's probably for the better even though it sounds corny and played out to say. It sounds like she just wanted to have her cake and eat it too. She was just trying to play you or see how much she could get away with. Get a new hot chick and flaunt her like a trophy girlfriend all high school style.
    Rusty reminds me of Rusty Griswald from the National Lampoon Vacation movies.
  5. Santa Claus

    Santa Claus Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2000 Messages: 1,496 Likes Received: 0
    the thing about her is...she loved me before i ever REALLY loved her. shes got journals with shit about me that she had written when we first met.
    and i know she still loves me. i know she still cares abuot me. but i cant handle that shit anymore anyway. were both just fucked when it comes to understanding what to do w/ our feelings.
    and as far as talkin to chicks...i'll do that. but, w/ me being a fat ugly boner, i'm usually that go-to-guy when chicks have problems, not the go-to-guy when chicks wanna hook up.

    always the dude they wanna marry. fuck. thats why i wanna grow up.
  6. jades_blue

    jades_blue Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 1,019 Likes Received: 0
    Re: Re: remember when i had girl trouble?

    that's what i was wondering...
  7. Comp

    Comp Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 22, 2001 Messages: 2,134 Likes Received: 0
    don't worry santa, soon we'll hit up lusty lady and de ja vu and shoot guns and it'll be alllllll better. i mean looking at naked girls, and then shooting guns. does it get any better? probably does, but the point is it'll still be pretty cool.

    also it's different when girls say they love you and don't act it. like when they are always hanging out with their new shit head zumiez friends from work. and don't feel like talking to you at school and tell you they're going out with their girlfriends, and then you find out they "met up" with some of their zumiez friends at the mall so they saw a movie. and how they say things like "i wonder what it's like to make out with ******* cuz he has a tongue ring and that would be pretty cool"

    jeez i suck at girls. blah.
  8. Santa Claus

    Santa Claus Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2000 Messages: 1,496 Likes Received: 0
    look at it this way, because zumiez turned emily into a shithead, you got the chance to meet the future ihurtnow staff. i'd say its worth it. she started to suck majorly. i mean, once ANYONE befriends holly you know shit aint right.
  9. Comp

    Comp Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 22, 2001 Messages: 2,134 Likes Received: 0
    it's true you know. the funny thing is that she hated holly a lot. then now they're friends. which is weird. also i don't even care anymore. but the point is shooting guns at strippers. i mean shooting guns AND strippers. then we'll go vote for something and get a truck and do other manly things.
  10. Comp

    Comp Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 22, 2001 Messages: 2,134 Likes Received: 0
    then i realized what i said made even less sense. put the point is that we'll shoot guns and also check out strippers. not shoot them.
  11. Santa Claus

    Santa Claus Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2000 Messages: 1,496 Likes Received: 0
    18th bday to do list:
    buy porn
    buy a pack of cloves
    maturbate while smoking ENTIRE pack of cloves at once
    get gun
    go to strip club
    shoot strippers
    get arrested and tried as an adult
    get sent to prison
    slowly rot in prison.

    oh itll be an eventful day.
  12. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    dog i know exactly whatcha mean , i went out with this girl who was obsessed with me so that i wouldnt hurt her feelings , but then by accident i fell in love with her and we went out for 4 years , afterwards it was fukkin hell when i would bump into her or she'd call to say some dum shit .....anyhow i know how it is and the easiest thing to do is to just forget about her completely and move on to bigger and better things , cut off the emails , throw her shit away and move forward
  13. taper

    taper Elite Member

    Joined: Nov 29, 2000 Messages: 4,509 Likes Received: 0
    i would have to get a girl for that to happen to me......... which isnt happening
  14. WebsterUno

    WebsterUno Guest


    You ever watch MAD TV?
    Ever see the sketch,
    Pretty White Kids With Problems?
    Well, thats what this reminds me of.
    Homeboy, you came to the right place.
    I got the solution. Im the ghetto Montel Williams.
    Rusty sounds hickish, 26 year old, trying to bag a
    high school honeydip. Hmmm…sounds fishy.
    She accidently had her ringer off, uh-huh.
    She was probably washing her hair too, no?
    Kid, you got played. Suck it up, and take it like
    the 18 year old man youre about to be. She
    got you humming that tune, "Im Your Puppet."
    Check it, dont call her. (period) Let her call you.
    If you see her at school, walk by. If she asks if
    youre mad, say no. Reverse psychology
    on dat ass homey. She probably thinks youre a
    sucker now for believing her story. So now
    you dropped a notch. Pick yourself up, and play
    that game. If you choose to. You can turn away,
    and rock a better girl at homecoming. I bet she
    wont take old rusty to the dance. I dont think
    they let pedophiles onto school grounds. Anyway,
    you need to get your game tight, and find yourself
    and muthafucken true. Tell old girl youve just been
    chillen, handling your business, this way it seems
    like youre not worried about her, you more concerned
    with YO BIZNIZ! She start either start thinking she
    aint as important to you anymore, or drop you
    like a hot tamale. So, fuck it. You got game now.
    That cute girl that plays the flute has been giving
    you those FUCK ME eyes, and youve been so caught
    up with miss. priss, ZUMIES bitch, that you never even

    So what am I getting for Christmas?
  15. Santa Claus

    Santa Claus Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2000 Messages: 1,496 Likes Received: 0
    Re: *believe*

    whoa, whilst digging up old posts, i read this, and see Websters quote which i totally missed the first time around. and all i have to say is that everything he said is 110% fucking ON point.

    i was a sucker for a girl i didnt love.

    now i'm with a chill girl who listens to bob marley and dave brubeck.

    what a waste of time.