YUshook Posted September 14, 2001 Share Posted September 14, 2001 Hey about 2 weeks ago i bought some ELEMENT shorts from a local skate shop. i took those brand new puppys home and washed them, just incase someone went commando in them, when i went to wear them one fucking belt loop eyelet was ripped in half and all the stitching around the zipper came off. i called the store and those fucks told me i need a reiceit. like any idiot i already threw it out the car window on the ride home from the motherfucker. so now im stuck here with some fucked up shorts no reiciet and a little penis.....so what i want to do is mail those ballsucking buttpirates at ELEMENT and tell them what happened and try to score some new shorts or at least my cash back to buy some shit that works!! If anyone knows ELEMENTs e-mail address or regular mail address please post that shit!! i've already been to their web site WWW.Elementskateboards.net but they have no mail address there. Thanks amigo's and my prays for all those who were affected by this sick sick tragedy..nuff respect nypd(for once) and nyfd!!peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YUshook Posted September 17, 2001 Author Share Posted September 17, 2001 huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted September 17, 2001 Share Posted September 17, 2001 You have a little penis. Haha. Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest K[O]MEGA Posted September 17, 2001 Share Posted September 17, 2001 smoke a bleezy and forget about it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.LonelyHeart Posted September 17, 2001 Share Posted September 17, 2001 like malcolm said..every brother AIN'T a brother! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pacman Posted September 17, 2001 Share Posted September 17, 2001 that's what you get for littering...haha element clothes suck...I got some pants and they came unhemmed by the belt loop. stupid haha you have a small penis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosoner Posted September 17, 2001 Share Posted September 17, 2001 im a proud owner of an element team for life hat, although i havnt been wearing it as of late, due to it getting covered in sweat stains from summer walking sessions. sorry i cant help you out with the real topic at hand here, i shouldnt be posting this crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkjunkie34 Posted September 17, 2001 Share Posted September 17, 2001 dude youre fucked if the skateshop doesnt hook you up...element will send you some stickers or some other faggot shit ------------------ ya like dages...oh! dogs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReALiiiis Posted September 17, 2001 Share Posted September 17, 2001 When you get a hold of those fucks let me know cus they still owe me a deck! have you thought about a penis pump? (ha.ha.ha.) ------------------ damn kid, why do you gotta say all that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
embalmwon Posted September 17, 2001 Share Posted September 17, 2001 thats what you get for buying skate clothes why pay out the ass to show people you skate i think its dumb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskoner Posted September 17, 2001 Share Posted September 17, 2001 Originally posted by Box Krusher: like any idiot i already threw it out the car window on the ride home from the motherfucker. you shouldnt litter... karma bit you on the ass. deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pukey1 Posted September 17, 2001 Share Posted September 17, 2001 spelled...receipt...just thought u mite wanna knoe ------------------ http://www.usamartialarts.com/images/osensei.gif'> Pukey1 ************************ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted September 17, 2001 Share Posted September 17, 2001 http://www.x-mail.net/livia/acapulco-3.gif'> ------------------ $$$666MAKROS666$$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted September 17, 2001 Share Posted September 17, 2001 18005551212 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZackAttack Posted September 18, 2001 Share Posted September 18, 2001 Originally posted by pukey1: spelled...receipt...just thought u mite wanna knoe Wow. That reminds me of a time in 4th grade. I was new at the school and in a big story-test thing I got "recipe" and "receipt" mixed up, it completely screwed me over and everyone, including the teacher, laughed at me for a few minutes. It sucked really bad. I hate that bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CATS Posted September 18, 2001 Share Posted September 18, 2001 First things last, Your ass needs to call your wack ass skate shop and tell them you want to exchange for an item. Tell them what time you were in the store to verify the reiceit and time of purchase, if they wont do this tell them you will tell everyone you know they suck cock. If they cant do shit for you since the average sk8 shop IQ is about 9 you will have to get the address from the store, since they were shipped to the store. ------------------ One day I hope they make an action figure out of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YUshook Posted September 19, 2001 Author Share Posted September 19, 2001 Thanks doods and yo i bought a penis pump it was called the sterling stroker and my shit was huge when i pumped but after it would just go back to normal oh well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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