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YUshook

PLEASE HELP A BROTHER OUT

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Hey about 2 weeks ago i bought some ELEMENT shorts from a local skate shop. i took those brand new puppys home and washed them, just incase someone went commando in them, when i went to wear them one fucking belt loop eyelet was ripped in half and all the stitching around the zipper came off. i called the store and those fucks told me i need a reiceit. like any idiot i already threw it out the car window on the ride home from the motherfucker. so now im stuck here with some fucked up shorts no reiciet and a little penis.....so what i want to do is mail those ballsucking buttpirates at ELEMENT and tell them what happened and try to score some new shorts or at least my cash back to buy some shit that works!! If anyone knows ELEMENTs e-mail address or regular mail address please post that shit!! i've already been to their web site WWW.Elementskateboards.net but they have no mail address there. Thanks amigo's and my prays for all those who were affected by this sick sick tragedy..nuff respect nypd(for once) and nyfd!!peace

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

You have a little penis. Haha. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

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that's what you get for littering...haha

element clothes suck...I got some pants and they came unhemmed by the belt loop.

stupid haha you have a small penis

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im a proud owner of an element team for life hat, although i havnt been wearing it as of late, due to it getting covered in sweat stains from summer walking sessions. sorry i cant help you out with the real topic at hand here, i shouldnt be posting this crap

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dude youre fucked if the skateshop doesnt hook you up...element will send you some stickers or some other faggot shit

 

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ya like dages...oh! dogs!

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When you get a hold of those fucks let me know cus they still owe me a deck!

 

 

have you thought about a penis pump?

(ha.ha.ha.)

 

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damn kid, why do you gotta say all that?

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Originally posted by Box Krusher:

like any idiot i already threw it out the car window on the ride home from the motherfucker.

 

you shouldnt litter... karma bit you on the ass. deal.

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Originally posted by pukey1:

spelled...receipt...just thought u mite wanna knoe

 

 

Wow. That reminds me of a time in 4th grade. I was new at the school and in a big story-test thing I got "recipe" and "receipt" mixed up, it completely screwed me over and everyone, including the teacher, laughed at me for a few minutes. It sucked really bad.

 

I hate that bitch.

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First things last,

Your ass needs to call your wack ass skate shop and tell them you want to exchange for an item. Tell them what time you were in the store to verify the reiceit and time of purchase, if they wont do this tell them you will tell everyone you know they suck cock. If they cant do shit for you since the average sk8 shop IQ is about 9 you will have to get the address from the store, since they were shipped to the store.

 

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One day I hope they make an action figure out of me.

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Thanks doods and yo i bought a penis pump it was called the sterling stroker and my shit was huge when i pumped but after it would just go back to normal oh well

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