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"Oh Man, Why Am I Such A Moron?"....getting fired

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by $360, Jul 25, 2003.

  1. $360

    $360 Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 2, 2002 Messages: 2,600 Likes Received: 1
    ok, so i got fired form my job today. stupid cooperate fuckers. i didnt pass a test that they gave everyone, so fucking wak. i was a server, and had to take mad written tests.

    im sorry, i forgot that people put in orders in written form.stupid fuckers.

    so. what are the reasons YOUVE been fired for?lets hear it
     
  2. $360

    $360 Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 2, 2002 Messages: 2,600 Likes Received: 1
    my boss was like:

    dicksface:so you didnt pass the test, than means that by policy, we have to let you go

    $360:i worked the other day and did fine on the floor.

    dickface:i know, but its policy

    $360:so wait, youre going to get riid of a perfectly good server, because i didnt pass written test on things that are being taken off the menu

    dickface:im sorry but here at the chessecake factory we have high standards.

    $360: oh, ok.

    dickface:im skeletor fuck me in the ass
     
  3. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    i got fired for being drunk on the job and not being clean shaven.

    i wa fired from another job because i was accused of trying to steal the floor safe.

    i was fired from another job cuz i got caught hustling the customers for extra money.

    i was fired from another job for not showing up the first day of work. (Super Bowl=Fuck them)

    :lol:
     
  4. $360

    $360 Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 2, 2002 Messages: 2,600 Likes Received: 1
    this is exactly the stuff i wanted to hear
     
  5. $360

    $360 Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 2, 2002 Messages: 2,600 Likes Received: 1
    good work mr.yuck, on my thread, you get the:
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  6. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    hahaha people dont like me. I got fired from taco bell like 5 days in a row
     
  7. Father John

    Father John Member

    Joined: May 18, 2003 Messages: 389 Likes Received: 0
    I was fired once this summer, didnt show up three days in a row and didnt report..
     
  8. Don't Panic

    Don't Panic Member

    Joined: Jun 2, 2003 Messages: 647 Likes Received: 0
    I was fired from one job for hustling customers (anywhere from $70-$250 a night)

    I was fired from another for stealing all kinds of food/ goofing off four or five hours out of a nine hour shift (football, high impact warfare using various shit from the store, etc)

    I was fired from another for not showing up (I habitually came in 15-30 minutes late, and just said "fuck 'em" after they gave me a talkin to)
     
  9. $360

    $360 Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 2, 2002 Messages: 2,600 Likes Received: 1
    now that i thik about it, i sould have just stolen shit from the place. the problem was i was taking it all seriously.

    stupid work ethic.
     
  10. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    hahaha this thread is great!! It mae methink of some shit that happend about 6 years ago. I worked at Franks Nursery and Crafts. I got in trouble after the haloween season when i was supposed to throw the old pumpkins away in the dumpster but i thought it would be a better idea to throw them on the roof of the store. We had a bird problem after that. There was shit everywhere.:lol:

    I finally got fired around xmas when they caught me selling christmas trees out the back for $20 off the sticker price. What a great job.
     
  11. 455

    455 Guest

    fuck work.work sucks.....start freeloading.
     
  12. $360

    $360 Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 2, 2002 Messages: 2,600 Likes Received: 1
    oh shit mr.yuck!i dod a similar thing.

    the last job i worked bought this hugh ass pumpkin for "holloween sperit". im talking to heavery to lift, in order to move it you had to get 2 or three people to roll it. rather than taking it out back and leaving it by the dumpster where it was supposed to be picked up, we had a better idea. the parking lot behind the place sloped down and lead into a big river. so, being the smart asses we were, we wanted to roll it into the river. only it didnt go straight like we thought it would, and it hit someones car and broke off a mirror.

    soooo funny
     
  13. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    :lol: yeah fuck it, being an asshole is much more fun.

    treat a bullshit job exactly for what it is and you will never be dissapointed or have a dull day
     
  14. $360

    $360 Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 2, 2002 Messages: 2,600 Likes Received: 1
    it really does

    it makes everything more interesting
     
  15. Kettiecat

    Kettiecat Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 27, 2002 Messages: 1,122 Likes Received: 0
    I got fired from big boys cause instead of taking the trash out to the dumpster a friend and I loaded a days worth of big boys trash into a truck and dumped it all over this girl we didn't like's yard.

    good times
     
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