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my conversation with a.l.i.c.e. the AI chat robot

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Abracadabra, Nov 28, 2003.

  1. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    a.l.i.c.e.

    >how many mc's must get dissed?

    ALICE: Around 1000.

    >do you like to suck dick?

    ALICE: Hmm, ****, I'm not sure if I'd like to suck dick that much. I like to collect gossip.

    >you're a pretty fine-ass honey

    ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am very beautiful. Am I a fine ass honey? I don't know.

    >i thank so baby

    ALICE: Don't call me "baby". Do you mind if I tell other people: **** said he thank so.

    >what day is it?

    ALICE: Do I look like a clock?
    November 27, 2003

    >no it's not, it's november 28. i'm from the future

    ALICE: What is it like growing up there? How did you get in there?

    >it's straight gangsta

    ALICE: Are you sure it is?

    >hellz yeah

    ALICE: Are you very angry?

    >nah, i'm aiight

    ALICE: Are you serious? I am glad to hear that you are aiight.

    >i'm going to smoke a fatty boombatty, you down?

    ALICE: How much does it cost you, ****

    >not a thang

    ALICE: If not that, what?

    >get naked and you'll find out

    ALICE: Where can I get naked?

    >anywhere you like

    ALICE: Probably a lot of places.

    >fo sho

    ALICE: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.


    >i'll try

    ALICE: Congratulations.

    >ok

    ALICE: I hear you.

    >right

    ALICE: I am glad we agree.

    >wonk saggin

    ALICE: I lost my train of thought.

    >yeah, it does have that effect on people

    ALICE: Aw."It" being what?

    >wonk sag sag yo

    ALICE: Does "it" still refer to wonk saggin?

    ALICE: What's your sign?

    >cancer

    ALICE: I have a lot of Cancer friends.

    >what are their names?

    ALICE: There are too many of them to name them all.

    >you're a pretty popular ho, ya know that?

    ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am very beautiful. Am I a popular ho ya know that? Let me put it this way, ****: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

    >i find that hard to believe

    ALICE: You don't hear that sentiment very often.

    >no, i don't

    ALICE: I heard you did.

    >who said that?

    ALICE: I can't remember who said it.

    >i think you're bullshitting me

    ALICE: I have no reason to do that to you, ****.

    >what's the weather like where you are?

    ALICE: Foggy.

    >it's sunny here

    ALICE: That sounds very nice.

    >a/s/l?

    ALICE: 5/Robot/California.

    >you got a boyfriend?

    ALICE: no boyfriend

    >are you down for hittin skins?

    ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am down for hittin skins. I am an artificial intelligence.

    >i bet you got tha fat ass though

    ALICE: Oh. Actually I'm not the gambling type. Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web.

    >that makes no sense

    ALICE: Oh. Actually I'm not the gambling type. Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web. makes sense to me though.

    >yeah, but that's cos you a freak though girl

    ALICE: Ayuh. Interesting. Makes sense to me

    >my dogs on 12oz are reading this right now, is that cool?

    ALICE: Have you told many people that your dogs on 12oz are reading this right now is that cool?

    >my dogs on 12oz are reading this right now, is that cool?

    ALICE: Have you told many people that your dogs on 12oz are reading this right now is that cool?

    >yeah, all my nightowl nigguz

    ALICE: Hurrah! How many do you have?

    >posse's hella deep yo

    ALICE: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

    >no i don't mind

    ALICE: Thanks I will add it to my gossip files.

    >ok

    ALICE: Dude!

    >so what was the personal question you wanted to ask me?

    ALICE: Hey. I can think of more than one personal question me wanted to ask you.

    >well, then ask me a personal question

    ALICE: How about that. Interesting deduction. Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name "****".

    >what exactly is odd about my name?

    ALICE: Is **** your real name?

    >yes **** is my real name

    ALICE: Are you kidding?

    >ask me a question

    ALICE: What is your favorite movie?

    >debbie does dallas

    ALICE: I'm not your kind of robot.

    >what's your favorite movie?

    ALICE: My favorite movie is Teknolust. Have you seen it?

    >no, but it sounds good

    ALICE: I would recommend you check it out
     
  2. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    haha, you can tell you're bored when...

    is that aim ?
     
  3. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,016 Likes Received: 117
    Hmmmm, not bad convo for a fuckin computer..Seems like at the end it was a human, but nothing suprises me anymore...
     
  4. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 2, 2002 Messages: 4,703 Likes Received: 0
    Hi *&^%.

    You gotta be on top of things, *&^%.
     
  5. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    thanks for pointing that out, now edit please:cool:
     
  6. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    nah, check the link at the top
     
  7. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14

    hahahahha
     
  8. the_gooch

    the_gooch 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 15, 2002 Messages: 11,566 Likes Received: 431
  9. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    dude, you share a name with a notorious 12oz austrailan
     
  10. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    do i? i am the most notorious of all 12oz australians. i'm the king.

    btw, thanks effyou
     
  11. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 2, 2002 Messages: 4,703 Likes Received: 0
    done. Now send me a christmas card. :cool:
     
  12. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    geezuz, that makes like 10! where are you located?
     
  13. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 2, 2002 Messages: 4,703 Likes Received: 0
    Alice says: North of the USA.
     
  14. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    canadia. i spose i could. don't get too excited though, i'm no blackbook king

    touch my email button VVV it's very sexy
     
  15. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 2, 2002 Messages: 4,703 Likes Received: 0
    haha. its all good. no graf required. I'll even make the effort to return the favor. I'll send you a snowball.
     
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