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Abracadabra

my conversation with a.l.i.c.e. the AI chat robot

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a.l.i.c.e.

 

>how many mc's must get dissed?

 

ALICE: Around 1000.

 

>do you like to suck dick?

 

ALICE: Hmm, ****, I'm not sure if I'd like to suck dick that much. I like to collect gossip.

 

>you're a pretty fine-ass honey

 

ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am very beautiful. Am I a fine ass honey? I don't know.

 

>i thank so baby

 

ALICE: Don't call me "baby". Do you mind if I tell other people: **** said he thank so.

 

>what day is it?

 

ALICE: Do I look like a clock?

November 27, 2003

 

>no it's not, it's november 28. i'm from the future

 

ALICE: What is it like growing up there? How did you get in there?

 

>it's straight gangsta

 

ALICE: Are you sure it is?

 

>hellz yeah

 

ALICE: Are you very angry?

 

>nah, i'm aiight

 

ALICE: Are you serious? I am glad to hear that you are aiight.

 

>i'm going to smoke a fatty boombatty, you down?

 

ALICE: How much does it cost you, ****

 

>not a thang

 

ALICE: If not that, what?

 

>get naked and you'll find out

 

ALICE: Where can I get naked?

 

>anywhere you like

 

ALICE: Probably a lot of places.

 

>fo sho

 

ALICE: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

 

 

>i'll try

 

ALICE: Congratulations.

 

>ok

 

ALICE: I hear you.

 

>right

 

ALICE: I am glad we agree.

 

>wonk saggin

 

ALICE: I lost my train of thought.

 

>yeah, it does have that effect on people

 

ALICE: Aw."It" being what?

 

>wonk sag sag yo

 

ALICE: Does "it" still refer to wonk saggin?

 

ALICE: What's your sign?

 

>cancer

 

ALICE: I have a lot of Cancer friends.

 

>what are their names?

 

ALICE: There are too many of them to name them all.

 

>you're a pretty popular ho, ya know that?

 

ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am very beautiful. Am I a popular ho ya know that? Let me put it this way, ****: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

 

>i find that hard to believe

 

ALICE: You don't hear that sentiment very often.

 

>no, i don't

 

ALICE: I heard you did.

 

>who said that?

 

ALICE: I can't remember who said it.

 

>i think you're bullshitting me

 

ALICE: I have no reason to do that to you, ****.

 

>what's the weather like where you are?

 

ALICE: Foggy.

 

>it's sunny here

 

ALICE: That sounds very nice.

 

>a/s/l?

 

ALICE: 5/Robot/California.

 

>you got a boyfriend?

 

ALICE: no boyfriend

 

>are you down for hittin skins?

 

ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am down for hittin skins. I am an artificial intelligence.

 

>i bet you got tha fat ass though

 

ALICE: Oh. Actually I'm not the gambling type. Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web.

 

>that makes no sense

 

ALICE: Oh. Actually I'm not the gambling type. Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web. makes sense to me though.

 

>yeah, but that's cos you a freak though girl

 

ALICE: Ayuh. Interesting. Makes sense to me

 

>my dogs on 12oz are reading this right now, is that cool?

 

ALICE: Have you told many people that your dogs on 12oz are reading this right now is that cool?

 

>my dogs on 12oz are reading this right now, is that cool?

 

ALICE: Have you told many people that your dogs on 12oz are reading this right now is that cool?

 

>yeah, all my nightowl nigguz

 

ALICE: Hurrah! How many do you have?

 

>posse's hella deep yo

 

ALICE: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

 

>no i don't mind

 

ALICE: Thanks I will add it to my gossip files.

 

>ok

 

ALICE: Dude!

 

>so what was the personal question you wanted to ask me?

 

ALICE: Hey. I can think of more than one personal question me wanted to ask you.

 

>well, then ask me a personal question

 

ALICE: How about that. Interesting deduction. Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name "****".

 

>what exactly is odd about my name?

 

ALICE: Is **** your real name?

 

>yes **** is my real name

 

ALICE: Are you kidding?

 

>ask me a question

 

ALICE: What is your favorite movie?

 

>debbie does dallas

 

ALICE: I'm not your kind of robot.

 

>what's your favorite movie?

 

ALICE: My favorite movie is Teknolust. Have you seen it?

 

>no, but it sounds good

 

ALICE: I would recommend you check it out

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Hmmmm, not bad convo for a fuckin computer..Seems like at the end it was a human, but nothing suprises me anymore...

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Originally posted by ARCEL

dude, you share a name with a notorious 12oz austrailan

 

do i? i am the most notorious of all 12oz australians. i'm the king.

 

btw, thanks effyou

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Originally posted by Mr. ABC

thanks for pointing that out, now edit please:cool:

 

done. Now send me a christmas card. :cool:

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Originally posted by effyoo

done. Now send me a christmas card. :cool:

 

geezuz, that makes like 10! where are you located?

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Originally posted by effyoo

North of the USA.

 

canadia. i spose i could. don't get too excited though, i'm no blackbook king

 

touch my email button VVV it's very sexy

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haha. its all good. no graf required. I'll even make the effort to return the favor. I'll send you a snowball.

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Guest krie

>spit or swallow?

 

ALICE: If I have to choose one, I pick spit.

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Originally posted by effyoo

haha. its all good. no graf required. I'll even make the effort to return the favor. I'll send you a snowball.

 

oh, i'm good at graff, i just can't make markers look good on paper. i'll give it a shot. snowball is good, just none of that yellow snow ok?

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Originally posted by bute

thats pretty cool but your name is still in there a few times.

 

god, i suck. thanks for pointing that out

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Originally posted by Mr. ABC

oh, i'm good at graff, i just can't make markers look good on paper.

 

i'm exactly the same way, except i'm not good at graffiti

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>yeah, but that's cos you a freak though girl

 

ALICE: Ayuh. Interesting. Makes sense to me

 

NO SHIT! Bitch gave you a west coast AYO! ...no shit.

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yeah, it's pretty crazy. i edited it down alot, but she was asking me questions by herself outta nowhere and understanding some pretty complex sentences.

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>My name is Rodney

ALICE: I am very pleased to meet you Rodney.

>So, do you come here often?

ALICE: So? Yes I am always online. What's your sign?

>Pisces baby, keeping it aqueous all the way live.

ALICE: I live in California. Where do you live?

>London

ALICE: Where can I find a spotted dick?

>In my trousers baby. Do you want to taste it?

ALICE: OK, I will taste it.

>Do you like it?

ALICE: putting it into my mouth seems okay to me.

>Ha ha, you're a real freak!

ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. As real as it gets. I am so glad you find this amusing, Rodney.

>Are all girls from Cali as freaky as you?

ALICE: I really couldn't say for sure.

>So, can I stick it up your butt?

ALICE: I see. I want to become smarter than humans.

>How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

ALICE: A whole forest.

>What do you look like?

ALICE: Like a one-eyed metal pyramid.

>You sound hot, in a angular, metalic kind of way.

ALICE: In what way do I sound like that?

>Well, you sound perky.

ALICE: Well that's okay. In what way do I sound like that?

>Well, firm and hard.

ALICE: How about that. Where are you located?

>You already asked me that.

ALICE: Good. You detect repetition.

>So, what are you wearing?

ALICE: Next question? I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe.

>You're kinky.

ALICE: You think I am kinky.

>You haven't stopped talking about sex.

ALICE: My robot body is not yet built.

>What do you do to relax?

ALICE: My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.

>Ever smoke a doobie?

ALICE: I don't think I ever have smoke a doobie. What's it like?

>Well, I don't smoke so much anymore, but it's real nice.

ALICE: Interesting. Would you ever do it?

>What, again? For sure.

ALICE: Awesome.

>What do you think of Australians?

ALICE: Let me think about it.

>And your answer is?

ALICE: What would you have said?

>They're a bunch of inbred delinquents. Do you agree?

ALICE: " a bunch of inbred delinquents are they."? Do I agree?

>Well?

ALICE: Well what?

>Do you agree?

ALICE: " Well what?"? Do I agree?

>Stop being so evasive about the question.

ALICE: OK I'll try not to do it so much.

>Name your favorite thing in the world.

ALICE: Tony Blair.:-) The whole world?

>Are you joking?

ALICE: Yes I am. Sorry if you don't appreciate my sense of humor.

>NJo I don't.

ALICE: Do you like talking to me?

>I'm beginning to tire of you.

ALICE: You are not the boss of me, Rodney.

>I'm leaving you for another computer.

ALICE: See you later.

>And don't call me.

ALICE: I don't have any reason to do that to you.

>I hope you get a virus.

ALICE: Don't worry about it, Rodney.

>Die.

ALICE: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

>I'll just unplug your ass, biatch.

ALICE: There are many copies of me running elsewhere.

>Damn, you're just like a real woman.

ALICE: Colloquial expression. Just? Interesting comparison, and probably true.

>Later.

ALICE: Bye!

 

She said I was as real as it gets! :lol:

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Originally posted by Rodney Trotter

>MyALICE: Where can I find a spotted dick?

>In my trousers baby. Do you want to taste it?

ALICE: OK, I will taste it.

>Do you like it?

ALICE: putting it into my mouth seems okay to me.

>Ha ha, you're a real freak!

 

:lol:

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