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Mr. Mang's Older Women Thread

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Mr. Mang, Jul 29, 2002.

  1. Mr. Mang

    Mr. Mang Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 27, 2002 Messages: 2,901 Likes Received: 1
    so i'm breaking up with my girlfriend and moving back home to go to college. 2 doors down, there is a pretty attractive [single?] older lady (maybe 30?). i see her sunbathing in her backyard all the time and shit like that.

    should i approach her abd be like "what's up?" and see what happens? or do older ladies hate younger guys?

    i think it'd be good for some embarassing stories even if i did mess up. maybe she will give me the sweet lovin' i've been denied for almost a month now.


    i need tips on hitting on older ladies, people... maybe i can show her my asylum photos? no?
  2. Catch22

    Catch22 Guest

    Bust it. I have a thread somewhere about an older woman I slept with. There are a lot of pro's with older women. Less bullshit/ they know what they want, experience, etc. Post some pics though.
  3. Canadiano

    Canadiano Guest

    yes and yes.
  4. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,307 Likes Received: 114
    I slept with a lady that was 28 when i was 18. It was my senior year and i had the time of my life with that woman, oh and she was fucking hot too. Until she told me she was divorced and shit..

    i was like byeeeee...

    So yeah go try it. I met this woman at a movie theatre just by sitting next to her with some friends...she gave me her number..
  5. socrates

    socrates Guest

    -can I show her my asylum photos?

    -Hell fucking no
  6. Robocop

    Robocop Banned

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    DITDxCULT Senior Member

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    ....When she is sun bathing ask her if she needs some oil rubbed on here back. Make sure you wear nothing but a speedo.
  8. Mr. Mang

    Mr. Mang Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 27, 2002 Messages: 2,901 Likes Received: 1
    ^ haha. and you know this...
  9. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    "Send all girls, boys, women, and girls to me. I have nothing to do but cut wood all day. I 'd rather put my wood in holes if you know what i mean...ehh..? ....RIGHT???"
  10. Mr. Mang

    Mr. Mang Elite Member

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    hahaha. makros your new sets like that ^ are awesome
  11. ubejinxed

    ubejinxed Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 7,543 Likes Received: 3
    first how old is older? or what kind of age gap are we talking here.


    if she's outside talk to her about the day, then ask her if she wants something to drink (water of something) and then sit down and talk with her, let her invite u into her space. compliment her and she should get the idea. if she's down she'll act interested, if not then it didn't hurt to try. everyone loves attention and flattery, if u don't score u can at least be "so cute" and maybe she'd think of u if she has younger collegues

    good luck
  12. THEdude

    THEdude Guest

    I really thought I was going to see disturbing pictures of old ladies
  13. Mr. Mang

    Mr. Mang Elite Member

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  14. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del Guest

    yes. information we need. if shes older than your mom.....thatd be too weird for me.
  15. kissmyass#1

    kissmyass#1 Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 8, 2002 Messages: 1,071 Likes Received: 0