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Mr. Mang's Older Women Thread

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Mr. Mang, Jul 29, 2002.

  1. Mr. Mang

    Mr. Mang 12oz Elite Member

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    Mr. Mang's Older Women Thread

    Discussion started by Mr. Mang - Jul 29, 2002

    so i'm breaking up with my girlfriend and moving back home to go to college. 2 doors down, there is a pretty attractive [single?] older lady (maybe 30?). i see her sunbathing in her backyard all the time and shit like that.

    should i approach her abd be like "what's up?" and see what happens? or do older ladies hate younger guys?

    i think it'd be good for some embarassing stories even if i did mess up. maybe she will give me the sweet lovin' i've been denied for almost a month now.

    I BET SHE DOESN'T HAVE PLATONIC FRIENDS!


    i need tips on hitting on older ladies, people... maybe i can show her my asylum photos? no?
     
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  2. Catch22

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    Catch22 - Replied Jul 29, 2002

    Bust it. I have a thread somewhere about an older woman I slept with. There are a lot of pro's with older women. Less bullshit/ they know what they want, experience, etc. Post some pics though.
     
  3. Canadiano

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    Canadiano - Replied Jul 29, 2002

    yes and yes.
     
  4. shameless self promotion

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    shameless self promotion - Replied Jul 29, 2002

    I slept with a lady that was 28 when i was 18. It was my senior year and i had the time of my life with that woman, oh and she was fucking hot too. Until she told me she was divorced and shit..

    i was like byeeeee...

    So yeah go try it. I met this woman at a movie theatre just by sitting next to her with some friends...she gave me her number..
     
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    socrates - Replied Jul 29, 2002

    -can I show her my asylum photos?


    -Hell fucking no
     
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    Robocop - Replied Jul 29, 2002

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    DITDxCULT - Replied Jul 29, 2002

    ....When she is sun bathing ask her if she needs some oil rubbed on here back. Make sure you wear nothing but a speedo.
     
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  8. Mr. Mang

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    Mr. Mang - Replied Jul 29, 2002

    ^ haha. and you know this...
     
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    Kr430n5_666 - Replied Jul 29, 2002

    http://epc.buffalo.edu/images/authors/kelly.big.gif'>
    "Send all girls, boys, women, and girls to me. I have nothing to do but cut wood all day. I 'd rather put my wood in holes if you know what i mean...ehh..? ....RIGHT???"
     
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  10. Mr. Mang

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    Mr. Mang - Replied Jul 29, 2002

    hahaha. makros your new sets like that ^ are awesome
     
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    ubejinxed - Replied Jul 29, 2002

    first how old is older? or what kind of age gap are we talking here.

    but


    if she's outside talk to her about the day, then ask her if she wants something to drink (water of something) and then sit down and talk with her, let her invite u into her space. compliment her and she should get the idea. if she's down she'll act interested, if not then it didn't hurt to try. everyone loves attention and flattery, if u don't score u can at least be "so cute" and maybe she'd think of u if she has younger collegues

    good luck
     
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  12. THEdude

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    THEdude - Replied Jul 29, 2002

    I really thought I was going to see disturbing pictures of old ladies
     
  13. Mr. Mang

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    Mr. Mang - Replied Jul 29, 2002

    not yet ^
     
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  14. ctrl+alt+del

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    ctrl+alt+del - Replied Jul 29, 2002


    yes. information we need. if shes older than your mom.....thatd be too weird for me.
     
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    kissmyass#1 - Replied Jul 29, 2002

    older women rock
     
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