Mr. Mang Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 so i'm breaking up with my girlfriend and moving back home to go to college. 2 doors down, there is a pretty attractive [single?] older lady (maybe 30?). i see her sunbathing in her backyard all the time and shit like that. should i approach her abd be like "what's up?" and see what happens? or do older ladies hate younger guys? i think it'd be good for some embarassing stories even if i did mess up. maybe she will give me the sweet lovin' i've been denied for almost a month now. I BET SHE DOESN'T HAVE PLATONIC FRIENDS! i need tips on hitting on older ladies, people... maybe i can show her my asylum photos? no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Catch22 Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 Bust it. I have a thread somewhere about an older woman I slept with. There are a lot of pro's with older women. Less bullshit/ they know what they want, experience, etc. Post some pics though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 Originally posted by Mr. Mang should i approach her abd be like "what's up?" and see what happens? or do older ladies hate younger guys? yes and yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 I slept with a lady that was 28 when i was 18. It was my senior year and i had the time of my life with that woman, oh and she was fucking hot too. Until she told me she was divorced and shit.. i was like byeeeee... So yeah go try it. I met this woman at a movie theatre just by sitting next to her with some friends...she gave me her number.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 -can I show her my asylum photos? -Hell fucking no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robocop Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 http://www.pked.net/files/splat/karate.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DITDxCULT Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 ....When she is sun bathing ask her if she needs some oil rubbed on here back. Make sure you wear nothing but a speedo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted July 29, 2002 Author Share Posted July 29, 2002 ^ haha. and you know this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 http://epc.buffalo.edu/images/authors/kelly.big.gif'> "Send all girls, boys, women, and girls to me. I have nothing to do but cut wood all day. I 'd rather put my wood in holes if you know what i mean...ehh..? ....RIGHT???" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted July 29, 2002 Author Share Posted July 29, 2002 hahaha. makros your new sets like that ^ are awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 first how old is older? or what kind of age gap are we talking here. but if she's outside talk to her about the day, then ask her if she wants something to drink (water of something) and then sit down and talk with her, let her invite u into her space. compliment her and she should get the idea. if she's down she'll act interested, if not then it didn't hurt to try. everyone loves attention and flattery, if u don't score u can at least be "so cute" and maybe she'd think of u if she has younger collegues good luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest THEdude Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 I really thought I was going to see disturbing pictures of old ladies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted July 29, 2002 Author Share Posted July 29, 2002 not yet ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Originally posted by ubejinxed first how old is older? or what kind of age gap are we talking here. yes. information we need. if shes older than your mom.....thatd be too weird for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissmyass#1 Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 older women rock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dahighlifdhl Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 just go up to her and tell her what you want Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHELLTOES Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 older women know the deal. you gotta try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 heh, this is some shit. me and my girl fit the 'old' bill of late twenties... so.. i'm pretty sure you're not gonna be in luck there mang. i know alot of ladies in that bracket, and i know my girl extremely well... and they ain't havin' young guys. but give it a shot, whats the worse that can happen? just be yourself, stay on your toes and don't be an idiot...and let us know what happens...;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ArtvandaL Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 yo the oldest i've ben with was 32 when I was 19.... I was like nervous an shit, she was calm.. the fucking was grrreeeeeat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISE Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Hrmm... I live in an area that is highly populated by old people and very few young people. There are a LOT of attractive older women who want to get down w/ a younger guy. Seriously, if we go to a bar we'll get hit on by at least a few older women a night. I've never gone home w/ any but thats just me. As long as you're not immature and can hold an intelligent convo, you'll be alright. Old girls are down for some young blood, buh-lee dat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 fuck that, you best be high filootin to rock shit like that! and i'm saying, this ninjas high filootin!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 yo fr8o, that high filooting shit is been cracking me up lately...i dont have a clew what that is, still its damn funny, whats the deal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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