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Movie Anti-Recommendation Thread

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by fermentor666, Jun 15, 2006.

  1. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15
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    Fucking sucks, worst movie ever.


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    Lazy-eyed tripe.



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    Watered-down splatterpunk for the mentally-challenged Abercrombie and Fitch masses.


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    Hollywood B-star wankfest. "MMM, OH CLICHES AND STEREOTYPES, MM I LOVE YOU SO MUCH". Brendan Frasier, Sandra Bullock, and Tony Danza, 'nuff said.



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    Wishes so bad it was 12 Monkeys.


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    It's like Doom, but without the whole thing about Hell. Basically like playing a third-rate FPS game from 1996, when they still used sprites instead of polygons.
     
  2. Gat Bush

    Gat Bush Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 9,817 Likes Received: 129
    i knew that mugg was in fast & the furious
     
  3. 1/4FareMetrocard

    1/4FareMetrocard 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Feb 6, 2006 Messages: 12,962 Likes Received: 690
    awesome blood and torture scences but other then that i thought it was retarded
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  4. bad_news

    bad_news Member

    Joined: Jan 11, 2005 Messages: 422 Likes Received: 9
    I dont need a thread to tell me i shouldn't watch these movies, TONY DANZA?! THE ROCK? BERNIE FUCKING MAC?!?
    It should have been quite apparent from the get-go, unless you were some how suckered into watching them. It happens, I usually get suckered into watching terrible movies at the dollar-theatre.
     
  5. ODS-1

    ODS-1 Elite Member

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  6. AyeBee

    AyeBee Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 5,798 Likes Received: 29
    Fat Albert was the worst movie ever made

    Don't discuss, just agree
     
  7. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15

    Cable means 60+ movie channels. These things come on often, and yes, I watch a lot of movies. Shit, I don't need people to tell me that the Godfather was a good film, but they still do it.
     
  8. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 9
    Hostel was great because I thought it was another Van Wilder-type movie. Then people started getting slaughtered.

    Thumbs up for Hostel and the drive-in.
     
  9. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    I WATCHED THIS LAST NIGHT
    IT IS A VERY VERY FUCKING BAD AND DISGRACEFUL MOVIE
    ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE 400%
     
  10. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15
    NO MAN, NO! Hostel was bad BECAUSE it WAS a Van Wilder-type movie. All they did was add in some really tame torture scenes. They cut away EVERY TIME someone got tortured! If they showed ANYTHING at all in terms of pain infliction, they would cut away to a close up of what was obviously not a real human. And I hate that "Scariest Movie in a Decade" shit on the DVD box, it's so fucking wrong on so many levels. I hate Eli Roth, he lives close to me and I need to find out where exactly so I can break his hands.
     
  11. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15
    I saw Doom in the theaters, that's how bad the punishment was for me. Just imagine being surrounded by people that liked that movie while you're watching it.
     
  12. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 9
    Meh... I'd rather watch Hostel than this:

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  13. coffeedependency

    coffeedependency Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 1,202 Likes Received: 0
    where da quake adaptation at?
    starring vin diesel.
     
  14. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    GROSS
     
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