High Priest Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 Man cuts off penis, eats it A MALAYSIAN man sliced off his own penis, then fried and ate it after taking hallucinatory pills that caused him to hear voices urging him to mutilate himself, police said today. The 34-year-old man claimed he only realised what he had done when he saw blood oozing from his crotch, said a police spokesman in the town of Sitiawan, 300km north of Kuala Lumpur. The man had taken hallucinatory pills before sleeping on Friday and awoke hearing voices telling him to chop off his penis and devour it, the spokesman said on customary condition of anonymity. He was hospitalised in stable condition, the national news agency Bernama reported. The man had recently been released from a drug rehabilitation centre, Bernama said. The Associated Press (And no, im not in anyway battling deto for absurd news thread title holder.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 CUt, penis, and eat should never be in the same sentence...eghh.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kreature Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 Old news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted May 12, 2004 Author Share Posted May 12, 2004 Originally posted by Kreature Old news. Well its a good thing you brought that to my attention after id already posted the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 i couldn't imagine being that hungry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 the munchies can be pretty intense, but that's going a tad overboard. edited because i typed "muchies" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlokddlokd Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 rocky ROCKY mountain oyesters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 Originally posted by iquit the munchies can be pretty intense, but that's going a tad overboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 http://www.panix.com/~reynolds/photography/stereo/images/oscar.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsøn Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 Originally posted by dlokddlokd rocky ROCKY mountain oyesters Those are bull testes, not man wang. Get it right :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 wow...reminds me of Red Dragon where the one dude slices his face off with glass and then feeds it to his dogs I wonder....did he put it in a bun and smother it with mustard mayo ketchup and relish? gotta wonder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 2000th post And it just happens to be in a thread about penises.. Not Good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 i just got a revelation (http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/idea.gif'>): ever notice how you always hear about people cutting some body part after going insane or using hallucinogens or whatever? why does it have to be cutting themselves, why not, say, *something deemed unacceptable by society, crazy, and hilarious*? does it indicate some subconcious desire to hurt one's self? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 [marlon wayans]YO!!..PASS THAT SHIT[/MARLON WAYANS] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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