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Jedi Knight Poll

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by uncle-boy, May 19, 2002.

  1. uncle-boy

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    Jedi Knight Poll

    Discussion started by uncle-boy - May 19, 2002

    would you become a jedi knight and have all the cool powers,
    and light saber and stuff?
    even if it meant you couldn't have sex ever again?
     
  2. Ser3adc

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    Ser3adc - Replied May 19, 2002

    my name is jedi master mace windu...
    ...keep emces heads wrapped like erica badu.
     
  3. ASER1NE

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    ASER1NE - Replied May 19, 2002

    jedi master , ive had lots of sex ..............i could use some jedi powers .
     
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  4. Pistol

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    Pistol - Replied May 19, 2002

    If I can't have sex could I be a corrupt NYPD Jedi and sodomize immigrants from the West Indies with my Light Saber while in police/Jedi custody?
     
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  5. uncle-boy

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    uncle-boy - Replied May 19, 2002

    [​IMG]

    these two virgins could kick your ass.
     
  6. el barto

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    el barto - Replied May 19, 2002

    id just be like anakin, thats the way to go best of both worlds.
     
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  7. uncle-boy

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    uncle-boy - Replied May 19, 2002

    hahahahahah....thats funny,
    but at the same time very disturbing.:eek:
     
  8. Pistol

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    Pistol - Replied May 19, 2002

    i hope you know where i got that from.
     
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  9. uncle-boy

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    uncle-boy - Replied May 19, 2002

    nope
     
  10. uncle-boy

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    uncle-boy - Replied May 19, 2002

    [​IMG]
    sexually frustrated.
     
  11. Pistol

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    Pistol - Replied May 19, 2002

    It was a true story well except for the light saber part. Some crooked NYPD sodomized some dude while in police custody with their baton.
     
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  12. uncle-boy

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    uncle-boy - Replied May 19, 2002

    thats fucked up....
    but if the guy who got sodomized, got arrested for rape, i think its 100%funny.
     
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    Pistol - Replied May 19, 2002

    that's the worst part the dude was innocent. He never did anything. I don't even think the dude spoke English too well.
     
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  14. uncle-boy

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    uncle-boy - Replied May 19, 2002

    well in that case, that definitely fucking sucks ass.

    i hope the cop that did that gets his.
     
  15. uncle-boy

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    uncle-boy - Replied May 19, 2002

    hey dick nose,
    i just asked the question.
    i never said which one i picked.