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IM GOING TO THE SPERM BANK

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by KONFLIKT, Feb 20, 2002.

  1. KONFLIKT

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    IM GOING TO THE SPERM BANK

    Discussion started by KONFLIKT - Feb 20, 2002

    IM PLANNING A VISIT TO THE SPERM BANK BUT IT TAKES A LOT TO GET ME OFF SO IVE STARTED A LIST OF THING THAT I SHALL ASK FOR UPON ENTERING THE JACK-OFF ROOM. IF ANYONE HAS ANYMORE SUGGESTIONS PLEAS ADD THEM. SO HERE GOES:

    A TALKING JIMMIE WALKER DOLL & SOME STEEL WOOL (DINOMYTE!!!)
    THE MOVIE HOMEWARD BOUND & WATERMELON FLAVORED BUBBLELISIOS BUBBLE GUM
    A SEVERED HAND TO MAKE IT FEEL LIKE SOMEONE ELSE IS JACKING ME OFF
    SOME USED KITTY LITTER AND RABBIT CAGE NEWSPAPER.
    AND OF COURSE A 1.5 HORSEPOWER WEED WACKER ENGINE.



    ANY SUGGESTIONS?
     
  2. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

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    When - Replied Feb 20, 2002

    umm okay, do you get paid for that anymore?
     
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    ASER1NE - Replied Feb 20, 2002

    perhaps you should visit a brain bank , bring lots of money .
     
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    Celo - Replied Mar 21, 2002

    SOUNDS GOOD*
     
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    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

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    Dr. Dazzle - Replied Mar 21, 2002

    That's what I want to know.....
     
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  7. blood as ink

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    blood as ink - Replied Mar 21, 2002

    hahaha nice one aser.
     
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    after some research i have discovered that it is very hard to donate sperm cause something like 98% of donors are rejected
     
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    willy.wonka - Replied Mar 22, 2002

    i plan on doin the same......

    watch porn and dont master your bate for at least a week...then you'll have so much to give and they'll be proud of you....and impressed.;)
     
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    bodice_ripper - Replied Mar 22, 2002

    well, at least we know you'll get the "fill in this form in block capitals" bit right, if nothing esle
     
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    ODW - Replied Mar 22, 2002

    at the bank here it pays 50 bucks a visit. id feel weird knowing i have some kid out there in the world. if i have a kid i want to be around when it grows up.
     
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    imported_MoeLarryCurly - Replied Mar 22, 2002

    instead of using a different hand, just sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then it feels like someone is jacking you off....i've yet to triy
     
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