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IM GOING TO THE SPERM BANK

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by KONFLIKT, Feb 20, 2002.

  1. KONFLIKT

    KONFLIKT Guest

    IM PLANNING A VISIT TO THE SPERM BANK BUT IT TAKES A LOT TO GET ME OFF SO IVE STARTED A LIST OF THING THAT I SHALL ASK FOR UPON ENTERING THE JACK-OFF ROOM. IF ANYONE HAS ANYMORE SUGGESTIONS PLEAS ADD THEM. SO HERE GOES:

    A TALKING JIMMIE WALKER DOLL & SOME STEEL WOOL (DINOMYTE!!!)
    THE MOVIE HOMEWARD BOUND & WATERMELON FLAVORED BUBBLELISIOS BUBBLE GUM
    A SEVERED HAND TO MAKE IT FEEL LIKE SOMEONE ELSE IS JACKING ME OFF
    SOME USED KITTY LITTER AND RABBIT CAGE NEWSPAPER.
    AND OF COURSE A 1.5 HORSEPOWER WEED WACKER ENGINE.



    ANY SUGGESTIONS?
     
  2. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    umm okay, do you get paid for that anymore?
     
  3. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    perhaps you should visit a brain bank , bring lots of money .
     
  4. Celo

    Celo New Jack

    Joined: May 13, 2001 Messages: 2 Likes Received: 0
    SOUNDS GOOD*
     
  5. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104
     
  6. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    That's what I want to know.....
     
  7. blood as ink

    blood as ink Guest

  8. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    after some research i have discovered that it is very hard to donate sperm cause something like 98% of donors are rejected
     
  9. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    i plan on doin the same......

    watch porn and dont master your bate for at least a week...then you'll have so much to give and they'll be proud of you....and impressed.;)
     
  10. bodice_ripper

    bodice_ripper Elite Member

    Joined: May 10, 2000 Messages: 3,195 Likes Received: 25
    well, at least we know you'll get the "fill in this form in block capitals" bit right, if nothing esle
     
  11. ODW

    ODW Member

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 462 Likes Received: 0
    at the bank here it pays 50 bucks a visit. id feel weird knowing i have some kid out there in the world. if i have a kid i want to be around when it grows up.
     
  12. imported_MoeLarryCurly

    imported_MoeLarryCurly Member

    Joined: Jul 18, 2001 Messages: 375 Likes Received: 0
    instead of using a different hand, just sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then it feels like someone is jacking you off....i've yet to triy
     
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