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IM GOING TO THE SPERM BANK

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Guest KONFLIKT

IM PLANNING A VISIT TO THE SPERM BANK BUT IT TAKES A LOT TO GET ME OFF SO IVE STARTED A LIST OF THING THAT I SHALL ASK FOR UPON ENTERING THE JACK-OFF ROOM. IF ANYONE HAS ANYMORE SUGGESTIONS PLEAS ADD THEM. SO HERE GOES:

 

A TALKING JIMMIE WALKER DOLL & SOME STEEL WOOL (DINOMYTE!!!)

THE MOVIE HOMEWARD BOUND & WATERMELON FLAVORED BUBBLELISIOS BUBBLE GUM

A SEVERED HAND TO MAKE IT FEEL LIKE SOMEONE ELSE IS JACKING ME OFF

SOME USED KITTY LITTER AND RABBIT CAGE NEWSPAPER.

AND OF COURSE A 1.5 HORSEPOWER WEED WACKER ENGINE.

 

 

 

ANY SUGGESTIONS?

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Guest blood as ink

hahaha nice one aser.

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after some research i have discovered that it is very hard to donate sperm cause something like 98% of donors are rejected

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Guest willy.wonka

i plan on doin the same......

 

watch porn and dont master your bate for at least a week...then you'll have so much to give and they'll be proud of you....and impressed.;)

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Originally posted by KONFLIKT

IM PLANNING A VISIT TO THE SPERM BANK BUT IT TAKES A LOT TO GET ME OFF SO IVE STARTED A LIST OF THING THAT I SHALL ASK FOR UPON ENTERING THE JACK-OFF ROOM. IF ANYONE HAS ANYMORE SUGGESTIONS PLEAS ADD THEM. SO HERE GOES:

 

A TALKING JIMMIE WALKER DOLL & SOME STEEL WOOL (DINOMYTE!!!)

THE MOVIE HOMEWARD BOUND & WATERMELON FLAVORED BUBBLELISIOS BUBBLE GUM

A SEVERED HAND TO MAKE IT FEEL LIKE SOMEONE ELSE IS JACKING ME OFF

SOME USED KITTY LITTER AND RABBIT CAGE NEWSPAPER.

AND OF COURSE A 1.5 HORSEPOWER WEED WACKER ENGINE.

 

 

 

ANY SUGGESTIONS?

 

well, at least we know you'll get the "fill in this form in block capitals" bit right, if nothing esle

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at the bank here it pays 50 bucks a visit. id feel weird knowing i have some kid out there in the world. if i have a kid i want to be around when it grows up.

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