Guest KONFLIKT Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 IM PLANNING A VISIT TO THE SPERM BANK BUT IT TAKES A LOT TO GET ME OFF SO IVE STARTED A LIST OF THING THAT I SHALL ASK FOR UPON ENTERING THE JACK-OFF ROOM. IF ANYONE HAS ANYMORE SUGGESTIONS PLEAS ADD THEM. SO HERE GOES: A TALKING JIMMIE WALKER DOLL & SOME STEEL WOOL (DINOMYTE!!!) THE MOVIE HOMEWARD BOUND & WATERMELON FLAVORED BUBBLELISIOS BUBBLE GUM A SEVERED HAND TO MAKE IT FEEL LIKE SOMEONE ELSE IS JACKING ME OFF SOME USED KITTY LITTER AND RABBIT CAGE NEWSPAPER. AND OF COURSE A 1.5 HORSEPOWER WEED WACKER ENGINE. ANY SUGGESTIONS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 umm okay, do you get paid for that anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 perhaps you should visit a brain bank , bring lots of money . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celo Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 SOUNDS GOOD* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 Originally posted by ASER1NE perhaps you should visit a brain bank , bring lots of money . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 Originally posted by WhenOne do you get paid for that anymore? That's what I want to know..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blood as ink Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 hahaha nice one aser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 after some research i have discovered that it is very hard to donate sperm cause something like 98% of donors are rejected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 i plan on doin the same...... watch porn and dont master your bate for at least a week...then you'll have so much to give and they'll be proud of you....and impressed.;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 Originally posted by KONFLIKT IM PLANNING A VISIT TO THE SPERM BANK BUT IT TAKES A LOT TO GET ME OFF SO IVE STARTED A LIST OF THING THAT I SHALL ASK FOR UPON ENTERING THE JACK-OFF ROOM. IF ANYONE HAS ANYMORE SUGGESTIONS PLEAS ADD THEM. SO HERE GOES: A TALKING JIMMIE WALKER DOLL & SOME STEEL WOOL (DINOMYTE!!!) THE MOVIE HOMEWARD BOUND & WATERMELON FLAVORED BUBBLELISIOS BUBBLE GUM A SEVERED HAND TO MAKE IT FEEL LIKE SOMEONE ELSE IS JACKING ME OFF SOME USED KITTY LITTER AND RABBIT CAGE NEWSPAPER. AND OF COURSE A 1.5 HORSEPOWER WEED WACKER ENGINE. ANY SUGGESTIONS? well, at least we know you'll get the "fill in this form in block capitals" bit right, if nothing esle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODW Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 at the bank here it pays 50 bucks a visit. id feel weird knowing i have some kid out there in the world. if i have a kid i want to be around when it grows up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_MoeLarryCurly Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 instead of using a different hand, just sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then it feels like someone is jacking you off....i've yet to triy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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