Pinup Posted July 15, 2004 Share Posted July 15, 2004 I'm bored. Someone hit me up on aim, 'bobbylezbou' so i will interview them. I shall be furnishing this service for about an hour. The breath taking, mind boggling, sense dazzling interviews shall be published herein (i think that's the word). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 15, 2004 Share Posted July 15, 2004 http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38413000/jpg/_38413167_heather_300.jpg'> Ask her to take off that shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted July 15, 2004 Author Share Posted July 15, 2004 'Dude... is the leg not enough ?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted July 15, 2004 Author Share Posted July 15, 2004 all of you are flamboyant pigme midget people for not entertaining me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted July 15, 2004 Share Posted July 15, 2004 alright i'll chat with ya... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 15, 2004 Share Posted July 15, 2004 THIS HAS BEEN DONE BEFORE! WHO CARES? I DONT! http://img5.photobucket.com/albums/v15/hands/shark_evolution.jpg'> SHARK EVOLUTION MURDER YOUR WIVES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted July 15, 2004 Author Share Posted July 15, 2004 I do not guarantee the quality of these interviews. In fact, they suck. This thread has as sole purpose to entertain me in this late hour over the pond, and i thank people for going along with such stupid, stupid questions. Pinup: so Pinup: gamblersgrin GamblersGrin: it is GamblersGrin: well you ask teh questions bobbylezbou: eh? bobbylezbou: y0 i knowz i axe teh questions GamblersGrin: so ask away GamblersGrin: haha bobbylezbou: tell me about yourself in 7 words GamblersGrin: i like vodka and vagina...its a past time GamblersGrin: its a hobby* Pinup: all right GamblersGrin: i drink to get drunk Pinup: now in 3 words GamblersGrin: hmm GamblersGrin: i cant do it..tis hard GamblersGrin: my job sucks GamblersGrin: i need the money though so i can buy a condo for teh gf i cheat on Pinup: good enough GamblersGrin: ill lie when i sleep out and tell her im too drunk to drive home when im by some otehr girls house GamblersGrin: whats she going to say, no, u have to drive drunk? me no think so Pinup: now we have ascertained you are an evil person carrying out anger towards vaginas Pinup: do you accept such a status ? GamblersGrin: i love vaginas GamblersGrin: i hate it so much bc i love it so much GamblersGrin: it truyly is an addiction GamblersGrin: who wants an addiction in their life. its unhealthy Pinup: if vaginas could speak Pinup: what would they say ? GamblersGrin: let me caress your manhood (that would be both figurative and literally speaking) and then i will slowly eat you alive. that what happens in nature ofetn GamblersGrin: often* GamblersGrin: you will be addicted and come back for it...foreverrrr Pinup: so supposedly Pinup: if vaginas could sing Pinup: what type of music would they sing ? GamblersGrin: lullabye bye's GamblersGrin: sweep you away GamblersGrin: to another place Pinup: gamblers grin, are you trying to frighten our audience into having sex inside vaginas ? GamblersGrin: i understand the vagina likes clitoral stimulation, which i learned from a book on monkeys was on teh outside. GamblersGrin: but man likes better inside stimulation Pinup: what do you think of midgets ? GamblersGrin: i would liek to have sex w/ one sometime GamblersGrin: i may laugh too much though Pinup: one last question GamblersGrin: shoot Pinup: which 12ozer would you spank with a pointed stick if you had the chance ? GamblersGrin: hmm GamblersGrin: thinking GamblersGrin: tease is teh asy answer but im trying to think of someone else. i dont really pay that much attention yknow. GamblersGrin: umm GamblersGrin: i dont really hate anyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted July 15, 2004 Share Posted July 15, 2004 slave_one: you still bored, pinup? bobbylezbou: whos this? slave_one: slave_one bobbylezbou: hey, what's up ? slave_one: nothin much man, whatcha doin? bobbylezbou: interviewing people bobbylezbou: hehe! slave_one: haha! you talkin to someone else? bobbylezbou: help me come up with questions slave_one: i'm braindead right now slave_one: who were you interviewing righ tnow? bobbylezbou: gamblers grin slave_one: oh fun slave_one: and what did you learn about him? bobbylezbou: nothing i have no idea what to ask slave_one: hahaha! slave_one: so much for your interviews! bobbylezbou: i know bobbylezbou: so slave slave_one: well then i guess we can just have a normal convo then bobbylezbou: tell me a little about yourself... in 7 words slave_one: hmmm... slave_one: quiet slave_one: shy slave_one: stubborn slave_one:selfish slave_one: thoughtful slave_one: slacker slave_one: thinker slave_one: what about you? bobbylezbou: HEY YO IM TEH INTERVIEWER slave_one: oh yeah that's right...my bad! bobbylezbou: sorry... authority must reign slave_one: yeah i was almost gonna cap locks you back! bobbylezbou: oooooh bobbylezbou: how dare you slave_one: be afraid bobbylezbou: what are your thoughts on..penguins. slave_one: i like them. they're...cute slave_one: sorry that sounded kinda shallow slave_one: i like emperor penguins slave_one: i hear they're pretty huge slave_one: like 3-5 feet or something bobbylezbou: woah slave_one: but my info could be wrong bobbylezbou: they could tackle you down if they were organized into regiments slave_one: is that right? bobbylezbou: i'm guesing bobbylezbou: would you support the addition of penguins into the marine regiments ? slave_one: no. i don't want to involve the animals. bobbylezbou: you've just earned +5000 bling points for protecting penguin rights slave_one: YAY! bobbylezbou: now bobbylezbou: what are your thoughts on..."Pinup" slave_one: hmmm...i haven't really interacted w/pinup...until now slave_one: i think he likes penguins...a lot slave_one: and i remember him doing a thread on his opinion of other 12ozers... slave_one: i think that was pinup slave_one: pinup girls are hot slave_one: in that classy kind of way bobbylezbou: all of this information is correct slave_one: YAY! slave_one: are u reading this of a paper or something? slave_one: you sound so...formal bobbylezbou: which 12ozers would you enjoy wrestling in mud ? slave_one: haha...whoa! slave_one: damn, that's a tough one... slave_one: probably weapon x bobbylezbou: bcuz we would both be drunk and sloppy bobbylezbou: favourite food ? slave_one: steak and rice bobbylezbou: favourite movie ? slave_one: none. too many to mention bobbylezbou: favourite midget celebrity ? slave_one: damn, i don't believe i know of any bobbylezbou: favourite communist leader ? slave_one: che guevara slave_one: or mao bobbylezbou: favourite fast food chain ? slave_one: mc donalds bobbylezbou: favourite disease? slave_one: none bobbylezbou: least favourite song ? slave_one: anything on the radio bobbylezbou: favourite piece of cutlery ? slave_one: machete bobbylezbou: anything to add to this interview ? slave_one: nothing really...i consider myself a boring person. sorry if my answers were...dull slave_one: that's all bobbylezbou: thank you very much for this interview bobbylezbou: it was not dull bobbylezbou: it provided me with the required entertainment slave_one: thank you for interviewing me bobbylezbou: where are you from ? slave_one: los angeles...you? bobbylezbou: sorry if the question were a bit dumb.... it's late here bobbylezbou: Paris slave_one: wow...nice bobbylezbou: no they weren't dumb bobbylezbou: heheh slave_one: well i better go...i have a meeting in a few minutes bobbylezbou: nice bobbylezbou: have...err.. fun ? bobbylezbou: haha...thx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evoke_Me Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 ^^^^:spent: sad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 BIG LETTERS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 Bobsaidyourbitchmade: Ayo bobbylezbou: who's this? Bobsaidyourbitchmade: It's silentbob bobbylezbou: oh hey Bobsaidyourbitchmade: Hey still rocking the interviews ? bobbylezbou: indeed Bobsaidyourbitchmade: Well ask away... bobbylezbou: if you were king of the planet what would you do? Bobsaidyourbitchmade: I'de definately walk around spanking women on their booty as they the passed me and refer to the manouver as "the king hit" bobbylezbou: haha nice Bobsaidyourbitchmade: Then I'de furfill my life long dream of completing what I refer to as the "world spank tour" bobbylezbou: spank tour? Elaborate? Bobsaidyourbitchmade: do I have to ? bobbylezbou: fuck yes Bobsaidyourbitchmade: I'm slightly concerned someone else might take my idea and make a movie out of it .. then become notoriously famous and inherent the groupies and stigma that would rightfully be mine .. then I'de have to hunt them down like a dog and kung fu them in the brain... more than likely they would be living in columbia at the time and I hear columbian prison isn't all the clean.. must I really? bobbylezbou: yes ! Bobsaidyourbitchmade: why? bobbylezbou: cause I'm from france and I'll cave in your dome with a baggette if you don't Bobsaidyourbitchmade: fuck fine then bobbylezbou: out with it Bobsaidyourbitchmade: It has always been my dream to travel around the world and impregnate as many women as possible bobbylezbou: homey I hate to break it you but alot of young men share your dream bobbylezbou:not sure if anyone has made a movie out of it though Bobsaidyourbitchmade: yeah Bobsaidyourbitchmade: the thing is, in my verison the aim isn't just to sleep with them...but also to impregnate ... the impregnating is key bobbylezbou: you want to impregnant key? Bobsaidyourbitchmade: no Bobsaidyourbitchmade: shut up and listen bobbylezbou: nigga, don't make me take off my funny french hat. once that hat comes off theres no turning back. You'll be beat down to the sweet sound of the accordian Bobsaidyourbitchmade: the point is, after impregnating like 50 or 60 women.. I'de go into hiding for three years.. so I'de have all these kids you see, who would be daddyless bobbylezbou: umm ok ? Bobsaidyourbitchmade: THEN, I'de tour the world again... after the three years was up that is.. and spank each and everyone of my offspring bobbylezbou: hahaha Bobsaidyourbitchmade: then I'de leave again ... so It'de be like each of these kids have grown into toddelers without knowing their dad, then when they finally meet him.. the dude kicking in thier door ... beats the fuck out them and leaves again .. Bobsaidyourbitchmade: And I'de do that shit every 3 years until they were like 15 or so .. bobbylezbou: sounds like a plan. Can I come and video tape it ? Bobsaidyourbitchmade: that you can Bobsaidyourbitchmade: How do you say the dildo is on the table in french? bobbylezbou: umm le dildo et sur la table. Why ? Bobsaidyourbitchmade: cos like ... when I beat down my kid .. the mother might try crack onto me again ..cos she's all alone and in need of loving .. but I don't have time for that shit ... I have kids to beat .. so I need to know how to reject them in their native tongue .. now I've got france covered .. I need to find out how to say the dildo is on the table in all the other languages bobbylezbou: king amongst men sir, king amongst men Bobsaidyourbitchmade: slick rick slick rick .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 interview me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted July 17, 2004 Author Share Posted July 17, 2004 that interview is pretty good, except i didn't do it. did you make that whole thing Bob, or have i been h4x0r3d omg!!! wtf do i do lolz omg !!1! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 Um I'm not sure what h4x0r3d is... but I don't think you've been it ... I was going to add alittle disclaimer like "the characters in this show are purely fictional any resemblance they have to real life is coincidence" .. you know like they have at the begining of Law and Order ? .. But for some reason I decided against it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted July 17, 2004 Author Share Posted July 17, 2004 it's "le gode est sur la table", by the way. and i don't mind. http://www.auray.com/caouane/PATAGONIE_ARGENTINE/Pingouins.JPG'> "yes yes y'all" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 thats interesting...to learn the french word for dildo. your interview was funny, pinup. i was like 'man, for a frenchman, this dude doesnt have very good french.' which now makes it that much more funny. it sounded pretty real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 in addition, if i were gamblersgrins girl and i found out about his 'escapades' he'd find a fucking knife in his face, and id kick the shit out of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuck taylor Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 why the fuck am i sitting at home reading this on a saturday night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 12oz sucks right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by chuck taylor why the fuck am i sitting at home reading this on a saturday night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/15/national/VOD03.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by Pinup it's "le gode est sur la table", by the way. and i don't mind. Yeah, I didn't think you would...I figured my fraud would only aid in the killing of your boredom ..thats what I was aiming to do anyway... thanks for the translation tip also...I've actually asked atleast half a dozen people for the translation and there has been a fair bit of confusion as to what the word for dildo is ... I just realised how weird that is ... :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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