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I'll interview you.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Pinup, Jul 15, 2004.

  1. Pinup

    Pinup Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 13, 2003 Messages: 2,208 Likes Received: 0
    I'm bored.

    Someone hit me up on aim, 'bobbylezbou' so i will interview them.

    I shall be furnishing this service for about an hour.

    The breath taking, mind boggling, sense dazzling interviews shall be published herein (i think that's the word).
  2. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2

    Ask her to take off that shirt.
  3. Pinup

    Pinup Senior Member

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    'Dude... is the leg not enough ?'
  4. Pinup

    Pinup Senior Member

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    all of you are flamboyant pigme midget people for not entertaining me.
  5. slave_one

    slave_one Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 4, 2003 Messages: 2,745 Likes Received: 2
    alright i'll chat with ya...
  6. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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  7. Pinup

    Pinup Senior Member

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    I do not guarantee the quality of these interviews. In fact, they suck. This thread has as sole purpose to entertain me in this late hour over the pond, and i thank people for going along with such stupid, stupid questions.

    Pinup: so
    Pinup: gamblersgrin
    GamblersGrin: it is
    GamblersGrin: well you ask teh questions
    bobbylezbou: eh?
    bobbylezbou: y0 i knowz i axe teh questions
    GamblersGrin: so ask away
    GamblersGrin: haha
    bobbylezbou: tell me about yourself in 7 words
    GamblersGrin: i like vodka and vagina...its a past time
    GamblersGrin: its a hobby*
    Pinup: all right
    GamblersGrin: i drink to get drunk
    Pinup: now in 3 words
    GamblersGrin: hmm
    GamblersGrin: i cant do it..tis hard
    GamblersGrin: my job sucks
    GamblersGrin: i need the money though so i can buy a condo for teh gf i cheat on
    Pinup: good enough
    GamblersGrin: ill lie when i sleep out and tell her im too drunk to drive home when im by some otehr girls house
    GamblersGrin: whats she going to say, no, u have to drive drunk? me no think so
    Pinup: now we have ascertained you are an evil person carrying out anger towards vaginas
    Pinup: do you accept such a status ?
    GamblersGrin: i love vaginas
    GamblersGrin: i hate it so much bc i love it so much
    GamblersGrin: it truyly is an addiction
    GamblersGrin: who wants an addiction in their life. its unhealthy
    Pinup: if vaginas could speak
    Pinup: what would they say ?
    GamblersGrin: let me caress your manhood (that would be both figurative and literally speaking) and then i will slowly eat you alive. that what happens in nature ofetn
    GamblersGrin: often*
    GamblersGrin: you will be addicted and come back for it...foreverrrr
    Pinup: so supposedly
    Pinup: if vaginas could sing
    Pinup: what type of music would they sing ?
    GamblersGrin: lullabye bye's
    GamblersGrin: sweep you away
    GamblersGrin: to another place
    Pinup: gamblers grin, are you trying to frighten our audience into having sex inside vaginas ?
    GamblersGrin: i understand the vagina likes clitoral stimulation, which i learned from a book on monkeys was on teh outside.
    GamblersGrin: but man likes better inside stimulation
    Pinup: what do you think of midgets ?
    GamblersGrin: i would liek to have sex w/ one sometime
    GamblersGrin: i may laugh too much though
    Pinup: one last question
    GamblersGrin: shoot
    Pinup: which 12ozer would you spank with a pointed stick if you had the chance ?
    GamblersGrin: hmm
    GamblersGrin: thinking
    GamblersGrin: tease is teh asy answer but im trying to think of someone else. i dont really pay that much attention yknow.
    GamblersGrin: umm
    GamblersGrin: i dont really hate anyone
  8. slave_one

    slave_one Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 4, 2003 Messages: 2,745 Likes Received: 2
    slave_one: you still bored, pinup?
    bobbylezbou: whos this?
    slave_one: slave_one
    bobbylezbou: hey, what's up ?
    slave_one: nothin much man, whatcha doin?
    bobbylezbou: interviewing people
    bobbylezbou: hehe!
    slave_one: haha! you talkin to someone else?
    bobbylezbou: help me come up with questions
    slave_one: i'm braindead right now
    slave_one: who were you interviewing righ tnow?
    bobbylezbou: gamblers grin
    slave_one: oh fun
    slave_one: and what did you learn about him?
    bobbylezbou: nothing i have no idea what to ask
    slave_one: hahaha!
    slave_one: so much for your interviews!
    bobbylezbou: i know
    bobbylezbou: so slave
    slave_one: well then i guess we can just have a normal convo then
    bobbylezbou: tell me a little about yourself... in 7 words
    slave_one: hmmm...
    slave_one: quiet
    slave_one: shy
    slave_one: stubborn
    slave_one: thoughtful
    slave_one: slacker
    slave_one: thinker
    slave_one: what about you?
    bobbylezbou: HEY YO IM TEH INTERVIEWER
    slave_one: oh yeah that's right...my bad!
    bobbylezbou: sorry... authority must reign
    slave_one: yeah i was almost gonna cap locks you back!
    bobbylezbou: oooooh
    bobbylezbou: how dare you
    slave_one: be afraid
    bobbylezbou: what are your thoughts on..penguins.
    slave_one: i like them. they're...cute
    slave_one: sorry that sounded kinda shallow
    slave_one: i like emperor penguins
    slave_one: i hear they're pretty huge
    slave_one: like 3-5 feet or something
    bobbylezbou: woah
    slave_one: but my info could be wrong
    bobbylezbou: they could tackle you down if they were organized into regiments
    slave_one: is that right?
    bobbylezbou: i'm guesing
    bobbylezbou: would you support the addition of penguins into the marine regiments ?
    slave_one: no. i don't want to involve the animals.
    bobbylezbou: you've just earned +5000 bling points for protecting penguin rights
    slave_one: YAY!
    bobbylezbou: now
    bobbylezbou: what are your thoughts on..."Pinup"
    slave_one: hmmm...i haven't really interacted w/pinup...until now
    slave_one: i think he likes penguins...a lot
    slave_one: and i remember him doing a thread on his opinion of other 12ozers...
    slave_one: i think that was pinup
    slave_one: pinup girls are hot
    slave_one: in that classy kind of way
    bobbylezbou: all of this information is correct
    slave_one: YAY!
    slave_one: are u reading this of a paper or something?
    slave_one: you sound so...formal
    bobbylezbou: which 12ozers would you enjoy wrestling in mud ?
    slave_one: haha...whoa!
    slave_one: damn, that's a tough one...
    slave_one: probably weapon x
    bobbylezbou: bcuz we would both be drunk and sloppy
    bobbylezbou: favourite food ?
    slave_one: steak and rice
    bobbylezbou: favourite movie ?
    slave_one: none. too many to mention
    bobbylezbou: favourite midget celebrity ?
    slave_one: damn, i don't believe i know of any
    bobbylezbou: favourite communist leader ?
    slave_one: che guevara
    slave_one: or mao
    bobbylezbou: favourite fast food chain ?
    slave_one: mc donalds
    bobbylezbou: favourite disease?
    slave_one: none
    bobbylezbou: least favourite song ?
    slave_one: anything on the radio
    bobbylezbou: favourite piece of cutlery ?
    slave_one: machete
    bobbylezbou: anything to add to this interview ?
    slave_one: nothing really...i consider myself a boring person. sorry if my answers were...dull
    slave_one: that's all
    bobbylezbou: thank you very much for this interview
    bobbylezbou: it was not dull
    bobbylezbou: it provided me with the required entertainment
    slave_one: thank you for interviewing me
    bobbylezbou: where are you from ?
    slave_one: los angeles...you?
    bobbylezbou: sorry if the question were a bit dumb.... it's late here
    bobbylezbou: Paris
    slave_one: wow...nice
    bobbylezbou: no they weren't dumb
    bobbylezbou: heheh
    slave_one: well i better go...i have a meeting in a few minutes
    bobbylezbou: nice
    bobbylezbou: have...err.. fun ?
    bobbylezbou: haha...thx
  9. Evoke_Me

    Evoke_Me Junior Member

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  10. EyeforAnEYE

    EyeforAnEYE Elite Member

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  11. SilentBob

    SilentBob Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2002 Messages: 683 Likes Received: 1
    Bobsaidyourbitchmade: Ayo
    bobbylezbou: who's this?
    Bobsaidyourbitchmade: It's silentbob
    bobbylezbou: oh hey
    Bobsaidyourbitchmade: Hey still rocking the interviews ?
    bobbylezbou: indeed
    Bobsaidyourbitchmade: Well ask away...
    bobbylezbou: if you were king of the planet what would you do?
    Bobsaidyourbitchmade: I'de definately walk around spanking women on their booty as they the passed me and refer to the manouver as "the king hit"
    bobbylezbou: haha nice
    Bobsaidyourbitchmade: Then I'de furfill my life long dream of completing what I refer to as the "world spank tour"
    bobbylezbou: spank tour? Elaborate?
    Bobsaidyourbitchmade: do I have to ?
    bobbylezbou: fuck yes
    Bobsaidyourbitchmade: I'm slightly concerned someone else might take my idea and make a movie out of it .. then become notoriously famous and inherent the groupies and stigma that would rightfully be mine .. then I'de have to hunt them down like a dog and kung fu them in the brain... more than likely they would be living in columbia at the time and I hear columbian prison isn't all the clean.. must I really?
    bobbylezbou: yes !
    Bobsaidyourbitchmade: why?
    bobbylezbou: cause I'm from france and I'll cave in your dome with a baggette if you don't
    Bobsaidyourbitchmade: fuck fine then
    bobbylezbou: out with it
    Bobsaidyourbitchmade: It has always been my dream to travel around the world and impregnate as many women as possible
    bobbylezbou: homey I hate to break it you but alot of young men share your dream
    bobbylezbou:not sure if anyone has made a movie out of it though
    Bobsaidyourbitchmade: yeah
    Bobsaidyourbitchmade: the thing is, in my verison the aim isn't just to sleep with them...but also to impregnate ... the impregnating is key
    bobbylezbou: you want to impregnant key?
    Bobsaidyourbitchmade: no
    Bobsaidyourbitchmade: shut up and listen
    bobbylezbou: nigga, don't make me take off my funny french hat. once that hat comes off theres no turning back. You'll be beat down to the sweet sound of the accordian
    Bobsaidyourbitchmade: the point is, after impregnating like 50 or 60 women.. I'de go into hiding for three years.. so I'de have all these kids you see, who would be daddyless
    bobbylezbou: umm ok ?
    Bobsaidyourbitchmade: THEN, I'de tour the world again... after the three years was up that is.. and spank each and everyone of my offspring
    bobbylezbou: hahaha
    Bobsaidyourbitchmade: then I'de leave again ... so It'de be like each of these kids have grown into toddelers without knowing their dad, then when they finally meet him.. the dude kicking in thier door ... beats the fuck out them and leaves again ..
    Bobsaidyourbitchmade: And I'de do that shit every 3 years until they were like 15 or so ..
    bobbylezbou: sounds like a plan. Can I come and video tape it ?
    Bobsaidyourbitchmade: that you can
    Bobsaidyourbitchmade: How do you say the dildo is on the table in french?
    bobbylezbou: umm le dildo et sur la table. Why ?
    Bobsaidyourbitchmade: cos like ... when I beat down my kid .. the mother might try crack onto me again ..cos she's all alone and in need of loving .. but I don't have time for that shit ... I have kids to beat .. so I need to know how to reject them in their native tongue .. now I've got france covered .. I need to find out how to say the dildo is on the table in all the other languages
    bobbylezbou: king amongst men sir, king amongst men
    Bobsaidyourbitchmade: slick rick slick rick ..
  12. the_gooch

    the_gooch 12oz Loyalist

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  13. Pinup

    Pinup Senior Member

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    that interview is pretty good, except i didn't do it.

    did you make that whole thing Bob, or have i been h4x0r3d omg!!! wtf do i do lolz omg !!1!
  14. SilentBob

    SilentBob Member

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    Um I'm not sure what h4x0r3d is... but I don't think you've been it ... I was going to add alittle disclaimer like "the characters in this show are purely fictional any resemblance they have to real life is coincidence" .. you know like they have at the begining of Law and Order ? .. But for some reason I decided against it...
  15. Pinup

    Pinup Senior Member

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    it's "le gode est sur la table", by the way.

    and i don't mind.

    "yes yes y'all"