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i shat my pants earlier today

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Parted Ways, Jun 21, 2003.

  1. Parted Ways

    Parted Ways Banned

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    i don't know why.

    i was lying down on my bed talking to a friend on my mobile then all of a sudden i had the urge to fart.* so i let it out forgetting about earlier. it felt gooey and warm.

    "OH SHIT, I FUCKING SHAT ON MYSELF!"
    "that's nice to hear. i'll talk to you later, bye."

    then i thought to myself, "god i hope i won't get my bed dirty trying to get off of it."

    so i'm in the bathroom and took off my underwear and went ahead and shat the rest of the diarrhea out in the toilet. this was the first time i had to wipe feces off a good portion of my butt.

    i thought it was pretty funny. the first thing that came to mind was that i thought my body was jacked up because of the paint fumes. i then remembered i don't paint a lot. my family thinks it's becasue i drank beer.

    * i had the urge to fart a few hours earlier when i was half asleep but it felt like i was going to shit myself if i let it go. so i held it in.

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  2. Daze One Million

    Daze One Million Elite Member

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    why do people say "shat" it gets me mad, anyway that shat was funny
     
  3. Born Loser

    Born Loser New Jack

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  4. NOUM

    NOUM Elite Member

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    :lol: :lol: sick!!
     
  5. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

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    :)
     
  6. Parted Ways

    Parted Ways Banned

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    nah see, i've been painting for almost two years now. i usually paint in well ventilated areas so i hardly smell the fumes.and if i did, i'd just back off. but i don't know/
     
  7. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

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    how can you not smell it? i've painted on open lines, came back the next afternoon and still could smell it.

    *ventilator smiley*
     
  8. metallix

    metallix Elite Member

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  9. Parted Ways

    Parted Ways Banned

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    like i said, i hardly paint.
     
  10. Daze One Million

    Daze One Million Elite Member

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  11. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

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  12. Daze One Million

    Daze One Million Elite Member

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  13. Daze One Million

    Daze One Million Elite Member

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    shat* ;)
     
  14. rental

    rental Dirty Dozen Crew

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    not unless he was talking past tense
     
  15. JaZe

    JaZe Banned

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