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i figured it out..... (the key to older women)

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by JoeyLawrence, Mar 25, 2002.

  1. JoeyLawrence

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    i figured it out..... (the key to older women)

    Discussion started by JoeyLawrence - Mar 25, 2002

    ok...all you gotta do to nab an older woman is ask her how old she is after you begin the flirting. once she replies, respond like, "geeeeeeesh! 28?!" and then she'll be like, "whatt? 28 isnt that old?!" ............
    THEN....you say, "well woman, I'm only 20 and I wish i was still a teenager." THENNNNN...she will feel bad about her age and to make her feel younger, she will pounce on you.

    THE KEY HERE IS TO MAKE THEM FEEL BAD ABOUT THEIR AGE.

    Then you are in.

    go try and congratulate me later.

    popgunwar. making sex easier. one scam at a time.;)
     
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  2. willy.wonka

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    willy.wonka - Replied Mar 25, 2002

    you could also grow an afro....;)
    milfs love that one....reminds them of the boy who took thier virginity.
     
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    JoeyLawrence - Replied Mar 25, 2002

    no. milfs like the younger lad that will take charge and someone that is the complete opposite of what their son or daughter is.

    example...if the milf's son is a hiphopyowordupblinginwigger, then the milf wants a punk rocker. if the milf's daughter is a bad girl, the milf is gonna want a goodie goodie. and so on.
     
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    willy.wonka - Replied Mar 25, 2002

    believe me....i know...:D
    arizona milf mom...true,duaghter loved me,mom loved me more.
    you know a thing or 2,huh..:king:
     
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    JoeyLawrence - Replied Mar 25, 2002

    dude, i dunno about the afro thing. i just wussed out about 2 weeks ago and cleaned up my hair. fuckin shit is weak. i usually look like a scumbag and just dress nice. thats what i like. BUT, on the milf tip, yeah i might know a thing or two about it. ;) ALSO....the older girl thing is an addiction for me. Ive only had sex with 2 girls that are younger than me. That way when people ask me howmany people ive slept with i just cut out anyone older than me. They dont count in my list. Currently Ive been only going for girls that are either way older than me or girls that are illegally younger than me. Shit. I think its better mixing it up. Older girls treat you better also. Act really bohemian and get really intense when talking about what your interests are. Alot of older professional types will want someone who is reckless and INTENSE. When they see you drawing or painting intensely and with passion, they think, hey, this guy is intense doing this? i wonder what hes like in bed?

    Keep pervin.
     
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    willy.wonka - Replied Mar 25, 2002

    ha!.....yep.
     
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    dai - Replied Mar 25, 2002

    whatever happened to southern comfort? :eek:
     
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    optimodub - Replied Mar 26, 2002

    i thoroughly recommend older women...thats all i have to say
    cmeup knows what i'm talking about ;)
     
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    tow up from tha flow up ! - Replied Mar 26, 2002


    the logical justification of a pathelogical liar. interesting indeed..
     
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    JoeyLawrence - Replied Mar 26, 2002

    haha
     
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    High Priest - Replied Mar 26, 2002

    i just shit my pants, thanks wonka.
     
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    Devilush - Replied Mar 26, 2002

    gosh and you wonder why you dont have a girlfriend!!!!!!! :p

    nah....**** told me from the beginning that he likes older women. not that like i am way older than him. but it hink he likes the fact that he is going out with someone that isnt his age.
     
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    Mr. Mang - Replied Mar 26, 2002

    best thread ever
     
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    nomadawhat - Replied Mar 26, 2002

    another tip, go to bars at big business hotels, like where business women will be staying for their business trips, they get a little tipsy, they're away from home and they have a room within a elevator trip...
     
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    JoeyLawrence - Replied Mar 26, 2002


    this ones awesome. now i got an idea....what about random wedding crashing? theres all sortsa middleaged women in these pieces dying for the dick. and theyre dressed all nice like.:cool:
     
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