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Holy Poo Poo

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by GucciCondom, Dec 7, 2003.

  1. GucciCondom

    GucciCondom Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2003 Messages: 5,558 Likes Received: 168
    Bugging people out by saying completely wacked out shit. :lol:

    fetuses: smoke my asshole you fucking nigger
    benecide: that is impossible
    fetuses: cut my asshole out pack it in a bong and roast it with a torch
    benecide: o ok
    benecide: im sorry
    fetuses: yeah bitchass twatfuck
    benecide: u r mad
    fetuses: tongue my sweaty balls
    benecide: eww
    fetuses: and compliment me on the divine taste of my nut sweat
    benecide: your fucking sick
    fetuses: tell me how its aged to perfection and all tha rappers should drop the cristal and chug my nut sweat IN DA CLUB
    fetuses: yahmsayin
    benecide: yeah leave me alone your a fuckign crack head!
    fetuses: word is bondage, i hustle yo-yos..u want one
    benecide: what?
    fetuses: 25 for a duncan, 45 for a yomega, 150 for a kettlecon 3000gt spinmaster
    fetuses: which will it be
    benecide: you decide
    fetuses: well ill give you the kettlecon 3000gt spinmaster so i can get a lot of loot..im thinking of buying a chocolate french fry dispenser
    fetuses: and setting it up in a subway tunnel
    benecide: donnez-moi un chocolat sil vous plait
    fetuses: yeah yeah man word french pussy smells like tar
    fetuses: u kno the black tar
    fetuses: i have some on my street
    fetuses: it looks neat sometimes i like to draw in my coloring book and look at it
    benecide: ok your not making any goddamn sence! leave me the fuck alone or tell me who you really are!
    fetuses: it inspires me to draw neato futuristic fire engines with built in tin-foil rolls
    fetuses: u know
    benecide: ok im giving you one last chance to shut the fuck up
    fetuses: would you be mad if i stuck a machette in your mothers asshole and then made her snort lines of anthrax?
    benecide: ok that is it! my dad is a u.s marshall and i am going to get him to trak you down and give your ass a licken when he gets through with u u'll be wishing you never heard of aol
    fetuses: hes gonna lick my asshole?
    benecide: ok thats it im going to call him right now hes in singapore i know the number there
    fetuses: yeah you do that call him in fucking singapore and tell him to over-night ship me an ass-licking
    benecide: im calling right now, he said he'll trace your address and come get you for threats
    fetuses: yeah ok hes going to trace my shit from singapore hahahha and why the fuck is he even in singapore?
    benecide: becuz hes fighting sadam hoosain
    fetuses: hahahahaha you are ONE DUMB FUCK
    ___then he signed off.
  2. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    i lack the motivation to read that
  3. GucciCondom

    GucciCondom Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2003 Messages: 5,558 Likes Received: 168
    its pretty silly..maybe jus cus im a lil drunk..but oh-well..more are in the process :)
  4. Æ°

    Æ° Senior Member

    Joined: May 12, 2002 Messages: 1,974 Likes Received: 6
  5. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    Haha. That fools daddy is gonna lick your ass.

    TURBOCAPSLOK Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 4, 2003 Messages: 2,550 Likes Received: 1
  7. GucciCondom

    GucciCondom Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2003 Messages: 5,558 Likes Received: 168
    fetuses: christina
    bOiNk 34 x: yo
    fetuses: whats up with that blowjob
    bOiNk 34 x: huh
    fetuses: you know..remember you said you would lube up my dick with chocolate syrup and suck that shit like you were jenna jameson
    fetuses: then you said i could stick an apricot up your ass
    bOiNk 34 x: ewwww
    fetuses: whats wrong
    bOiNk 34 x: ur qorss
    bOiNk 34 x: qross
    fetuses: qross..what the fucks that
    bOiNk 34 x: shut the fuck up
    fetuses: aw i'm sorry did the blow to your "internet ebonics" hit a little close to home
    bOiNk 34 x: umm naw
    bOiNk 34 x: fuCc yu
    fetuses: you fucking slut..your the type of bitch i make eat out my sweaty dingle-berried up asshole
    bOiNk 34 x: u wont make me do shit
    fetuses: oh really
    bOiNk 34 x: ya really dumb ass
    fetuses: does your mom want to join in on the fun too? i think i got an extra apricot somewhere
    fetuses: answer me when i speak to you, you dumb bitch
    bOiNk 34 x: iite im blockin u
    fetuses: yeah you scared little hoe
    bOiNk 34 x: im a liddle hoe
    bOiNk 34 x: and i aint scared
    fetuses: so whats up with that blow job then
    bOiNk 34 x: what blow job
    fetuses: the one your supposed to give me
    bOiNk 34 x: umm never said i was gonna
    fetuses: well your going to anyway..when should i be over
    bOiNk 34 x: uummm neva
    fetuses: nothing a couple qualudes and a case of corona cant handle
    bOiNk 34 x: block
    fetuses: aight christina..i know where you live ill be over for my blowjob soon honey..make sure your pussys shaved nice for me too
    Previous message was not received by bOiNk 34 x because of error: User bOiNk 34 x is not available.

    feel free to fuck with these people..

    TURBOCAPSLOK Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 4, 2003 Messages: 2,550 Likes Received: 1
  9. some pittsburgh flavor

    some pittsburgh flavor Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 31, 2001 Messages: 4,936 Likes Received: 0
    your randomness is pretty lame and un-funny :(

    it started off okay
  10. GucciCondom

    GucciCondom Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2003 Messages: 5,558 Likes Received: 168
    fucking with the baby-blue fubu rocking whiteman whos intimidated by blacks. tried my best to sound like a ghetto man hah

    fetuses: bitchass nigga why u fuckin with my mans
    Jus1357: who da fuck ya man
    fetuses: ima catch you comin out ya fuckin house mothafucka
    fetuses: chilled out in the bushes and shit then...
    fetuses: BLAOW!
    fetuses: mothafuckin brains paintin the sky
    fetuses: so whats up u gonna say somethin
    fetuses: yeah you shook ass pussy
    Jus1357: naw im talkin to ma grl on da phone why u cumin at me man i aint did nothin
    fetuses: yeah lil white boy tryna front..watch when me n my nigga terrel run through your crib
    fetuses: you gonna be cryin like tha lil bitch you are
    Jus1357: man chill the fugg out i dun want no beef
    fetuses: yeah let roll through yo' burbs
    fetuses: fuckin punk
    fetuses: gonna teach you how to act like a white boy..suckin on daddys big ol black cock mothafucka
    fetuses: get yo shit pushed in mothafucka
    Jus1357: dude man i dont want any trouble im sorry for real
    Jus1357: please just dont come my mom would be so mad
    fetuses: foo its too late for that im comin wigger
    Jus1357: please i wont act like a wigger anymore
    fetuses: ahahaha mothafucka this shits inevitable..ima be there one day watch yo back
    ___then i got blocked
  11. GucciCondom

    GucciCondom Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2003 Messages: 5,558 Likes Received: 168
    fetuses: pudgey bastard
    AJFang: y u im me
    i dun know u
    fetuses: shut your fucking pie hole
    AJFang: how u get my s/n
    fetuses: the jenny craig message boards
    AJFang: what?
    fetuses: yeah you heard me you fucking fat bastard, eat shit and die
    fetuses: you prolly would if it was glazed shit or something with some sprinkels
    AJFang: your gay man
    AJFang: leave me alone
    fetuses: you need to leave the computer alone and go jog around the fuckin block a few million times..you fucking gigantic fuck
    __then he blocked me..but this shit was funny due to the fact that i know who he is and how monsterously obese he is and how sad he probably is right now
  12. cam

    cam Junior Member

    Joined: Mar 3, 2003 Messages: 125 Likes Received: 0
    the second last one was slightly amusing because the kid was so scared.
    other than that . . .
  13. GucciCondom

    GucciCondom Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2003 Messages: 5,558 Likes Received: 168
    And until i get some more i'll leave you with a fucking funny prank calling story....Please read cus i think its pretty wild

    So we're all drunk and shit me and my boy. We're looking in the phone book for a fucked up name to call and since the print is so small I see this shit called "Virgin Butts" which later turns out to be Virgil Butts. So anyways we're all psyched on calling Virgin Butts. I call the shit and its this black man with a deep voice. So here goes the convo for as much as I can remember.

    Me:-you got a fucked up name dude that shits crazy you bastard
    Him:-whos this?
    Me:-your name is soooooooo incredibly fucked up
    Him:-whos this? this patty?
    Me:-(turns on a little more of a female voice..came off sounding like a puerto rican girl) yeah baybayyy this is patty
    Him:-oh shit girl how you doin
    Me:-oh im doin reallll good
    Him:-yeah sound like you doin a lil partyin over there
    Me:-yeah jus me n my girls you know kickin it
    Him:-yeah so why aint u called me
    Me:-oh im sorry hunny i forgot..but i'm tryna fuck
    Him:-(laughs) well that can be arranged baby
    Me:-yayyyyy give it to me
    Him:-yeah girl well listen i got work tomarrow but i can come through tomarrow night see whats poppin why dont u give me a call back
    Me:-aight baby ill hit you up
    Him:-yeah round 7
    Me:-aight honey c yaaaa

    ok so its the next night and we're chillen at this one spot all bored and im like oh shit lets call virgil back..so we do and we convince him that WERE OUT BACK OF THE LOCAL HIGHSCHOOL DRINKING WITH UNDERAGE KIDS AND NEED HIM TO PICK US UP..so we give him directions and hes serious as shit about coming to get us so i was like can you pick up a case of beer because i was drinking all these kids beer and dont have money for them and hes like alright!
    so we're all like holy shitttt rollin around laughin and we run down to outback of the highschool. so we're sittin there for like half an hour and shit and we're all thinkin he aint gonna show when all the sudden we see a car comin. so this car comes up its a fucking beat up buick with plastic spinner and it stops. this bulky black man gets out..hes all ghetto lookin with gold fronts and shit! and a wild untaimed afro. so he asks if we were with "a 30 year old puerto rican lady named patty" :lol: so we said yeah and that she rolled up to the pathmark for some cigarettes. so he asked if the beer was for us and we said yeah. so he leaves us with a case of RED DOG beer. then he says "you know you shouldnt be talkin to me you dont know who i am i could pull out a gat and start blastin all of yall and you wouldnt know what happened" and then he rolled out to go pick up patty. So we ran the fuck off with the beer and just laughed our asses off the rest of the night at how crazy that shit was.

    If anyone wants this guys number ill post it here

    edited* for unwanted smileys that strangely popped up.
  14. EyeforAnEYE

    EyeforAnEYE Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 29, 2003 Messages: 4,199 Likes Received: 3
    whigger one was good...
  15. GucciCondom

    GucciCondom Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2003 Messages: 5,558 Likes Received: 168
    does koolaid make your nutsack shrivel?