Dirty_habiT Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 Ok so post em if you got some..... my friend's was this: "ET does not phone home right now, so leave. Everyone is doing it." Excuse the not funnyness, I was trying to stay on topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 i always liked that "collecting panda skinsfor my intergalactic house on mars" bit.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 I can't think of any right now.......fuck,I think I'm gonna go get some pizza downtown.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ETHREADZNY Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dignan Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 dewd.......the one where it sounds like the couple knocked over the phone whilst in the middle of loud sex..........funny shit yo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 http://www.amishrakefight.org/gfy/gfylogo1.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted December 28, 2002 Share Posted December 28, 2002 An old friend of mines was "You never call me when I'm home!" I would actually feel guilty being the lameass I was. He was all I aspired to be and perhaps we weren't as close as we should have been. Certainly we aren't NOW. Many broken and burning bridges...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluntedMonky Posted December 28, 2002 Share Posted December 28, 2002 my friends I'm in a foreign land far far away... Oh wait, this is just the bathroom. Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message. I fell out of my chair. This might take a while. I'll be back before you can pronounce actillimandataquerin altosapaoyabayadoondib ab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted December 28, 2002 Share Posted December 28, 2002 "I could be away, but chances are I just don't want to talk to you." "I can't come to the phone right now, but perhaps i can, but I'm screening the call incase it's someone I don't want to talk to." "Hello... FUCK YOU! DON'T EVER CALL HERE AGAIN!" "Hello? (act as if you're muffling the phone) Aw shit. it's you-know-who. What should I say? (non muffled, quickly) Sorry, wrong number (hang up)!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»GLÅM¬RÖCK« Posted December 28, 2002 Share Posted December 28, 2002 >aim >>away mesage >>>new message >>>>message: hey, %N fuck you" >>>>> CTRL 8 <<<<<< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted December 28, 2002 Share Posted December 28, 2002 "Taking a shit upon the dark empire of darkness under the black sky of doom where minions sleep and the shadows of orcs play upon the dead ground that is stained with the blood of 10000 mortals that were ruled under the king Aargaath whos black dragons soared over the black mountain of death where the goblins of gol-durak feated upon the flesh of innocent children who were molested by your uncle." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted December 28, 2002 Share Posted December 28, 2002 http://www.iuma.com/images/Band/comments-hand-000000.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoEZ Posted December 28, 2002 Share Posted December 28, 2002 answering machine are alot funner "Hello?..........................................................(sound of phone hanging up)......(dail tone)...................(beep)" you may never get a message with that one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kill Me Now Posted December 28, 2002 Share Posted December 28, 2002 I've always enjoyed the plain "FUCK YOU" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»GLÅM¬RÖCK« Posted December 28, 2002 Share Posted December 28, 2002 it is currently %T and am fucking %N's mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cultural me Posted December 28, 2002 Share Posted December 28, 2002 %N is a pretenious chuckle head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted December 28, 2002 Share Posted December 28, 2002 "sleep is for..... :SNORE:" "the reason for this message is due to the fact that i dont like you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»GLÅM¬RÖCK« Posted December 28, 2002 Share Posted December 28, 2002 haha... iknow that message Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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