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Funniest Away Messages

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Dirty_habiT, Dec 27, 2002.

  1. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,136 Likes Received: 82
    Ok so post em if you got some.....

    my friend's was this:

    "ET does not phone home right now, so leave. Everyone is doing it."

    Excuse the not funnyness, I was trying to stay on topic.
  2. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    i always liked that "collecting panda skinsfor my intergalactic house on mars" bit..
  3. 455

    455 Guest

    I can't think of any right now.......fuck,I think I'm gonna go get some pizza downtown..

    ETHREADZNY Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 11, 2002 Messages: 3,129 Likes Received: 4
    We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.
  5. dignan

    dignan Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 27, 2002 Messages: 1,224 Likes Received: 33
    dewd.......the one where it sounds like the couple knocked over the phone whilst in the middle of loud sex..........funny shit yo
  6. ~KRYLON2~

    ~KRYLON2~ 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 10,493 Likes Received: 211
  7. villain

    villain Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2002 Messages: 5,190 Likes Received: 2
    An old friend of mines was "You never call me when I'm home!" I would actually feel guilty being the lameass I was. He was all I aspired to be and perhaps we weren't as close as we should have been. Certainly we aren't NOW. Many broken and burning bridges......
  8. BluntedMonky

    BluntedMonky New Jack

    Joined: May 13, 2002 Messages: 56 Likes Received: 0
    my friends

    I'm in a foreign land far far away... Oh wait, this is just the bathroom.

    Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

    I fell out of my chair. This might take a while.

    I'll be back before you can pronounce actillimandataquerin altosapaoyabayadoondib ab
  9. destroya

    destroya Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2002 Messages: 1,714 Likes Received: 2
    "I could be away, but chances are I just don't want to talk to you."

    "I can't come to the phone right now, but perhaps i can, but I'm screening the call incase it's someone I don't want to talk to."


    "Hello? (act as if you're muffling the phone) Aw shit. it's you-know-who. What should I say? (non muffled, quickly) Sorry, wrong number (hang up)!"
  10. »GLÅM¬RÖCK«

    »GLÅM¬RÖCK« Banned

    Joined: Nov 13, 2002 Messages: 563 Likes Received: 0
    >>away mesage
    >>>new message
    >>>>message: hey, %N fuck you"
    >>>>> CTRL 8 <<<<<<
  11. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    "Taking a shit upon the dark empire of darkness under the black sky of doom where minions sleep and the shadows of orcs play upon the dead ground that is stained with the blood of 10000 mortals that were ruled under the king Aargaath whos black dragons soared over the black mountain of death where the goblins of gol-durak feated upon the flesh of innocent children who were molested by your uncle."
  12. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
  13. NoEZ

    NoEZ New Jack

    Joined: Dec 25, 2001 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    answering machine are alot funner

    "Hello?..........................................................(sound of phone hanging up)......(dail tone)...................(beep)"

    you may never get a message with that one...
  14. Kill Me Now

    Kill Me Now New Jack

    Joined: Dec 25, 2002 Messages: 86 Likes Received: 0
    I've always enjoyed the plain "FUCK YOU"
  15. »GLÅM¬RÖCK«

    »GLÅM¬RÖCK« Banned

    Joined: Nov 13, 2002 Messages: 563 Likes Received: 0
    it is currently %T and am fucking %N's mom