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Funniest Away Messages

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Dirty_habiT, Dec 27, 2002.

  1. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Dirty Dozen Crew

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    Funniest Away Messages

    Discussion started by Dirty_habiT - Dec 27, 2002

    Ok so post em if you got some.....

    my friend's was this:

    "ET does not phone home right now, so leave. Everyone is doing it."

    Excuse the not funnyness, I was trying to stay on topic.
     
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  2. willy.wonka

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    willy.wonka - Replied Dec 27, 2002

    i always liked that "collecting panda skinsfor my intergalactic house on mars" bit..
     
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    455 - Replied Dec 27, 2002

    I can't think of any right now.......fuck,I think I'm gonna go get some pizza downtown..
     
  4. ETHREADZNY

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    ETHREADZNY - Replied Dec 27, 2002

    We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.
     
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  5. dignan

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    dignan - Replied Dec 27, 2002

    dewd.......the one where it sounds like the couple knocked over the phone whilst in the middle of loud sex..........funny shit yo
     
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    ~KRYLON2~ - Replied Dec 27, 2002

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    villain - Replied Dec 27, 2002

    An old friend of mines was "You never call me when I'm home!" I would actually feel guilty being the lameass I was. He was all I aspired to be and perhaps we weren't as close as we should have been. Certainly we aren't NOW. Many broken and burning bridges......
     
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    BluntedMonky - Replied Dec 27, 2002

    my friends

    I'm in a foreign land far far away... Oh wait, this is just the bathroom.

    Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

    I fell out of my chair. This might take a while.

    I'll be back before you can pronounce actillimandataquerin altosapaoyabayadoondib ab
     
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    "I could be away, but chances are I just don't want to talk to you."

    "I can't come to the phone right now, but perhaps i can, but I'm screening the call incase it's someone I don't want to talk to."

    "Hello... FUCK YOU! DON'T EVER CALL HERE AGAIN!"

    "Hello? (act as if you're muffling the phone) Aw shit. it's you-know-who. What should I say? (non muffled, quickly) Sorry, wrong number (hang up)!"
     
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  10. »GLÅM¬RÖCK«

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    »GLÅM¬RÖCK« - Replied Dec 27, 2002

    >aim
    >>away mesage
    >>>new message
    >>>>message: hey, %N fuck you"
    >>>>> CTRL 8 <<<<<<
     
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    suburbian bum - Replied Dec 27, 2002

    "Taking a shit upon the dark empire of darkness under the black sky of doom where minions sleep and the shadows of orcs play upon the dead ground that is stained with the blood of 10000 mortals that were ruled under the king Aargaath whos black dragons soared over the black mountain of death where the goblins of gol-durak feated upon the flesh of innocent children who were molested by your uncle."
     
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    Kr430n5_666 - Replied Dec 27, 2002

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    NoEZ - Replied Dec 28, 2002

    answering machine are alot funner

    "Hello?..........................................................(sound of phone hanging up)......(dail tone)...................(beep)"

    you may never get a message with that one...
     
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    Kill Me Now - Replied Dec 28, 2002

    I've always enjoyed the plain "FUCK YOU"
     
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    »GLÅM¬RÖCK« - Replied Dec 28, 2002

    it is currently %T and am fucking %N's mom
     
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