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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by beardo, Jan 15, 2002.

  1. beardo

    beardo Guest

    GO HERE -> http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~rahjr79/ninja.htm

    Ninja, Please

    Scene 1:

    Ninjas walk down street to go eat some food. Ninjas are all wearing black and looking totally sweet. There is some awesome music playing in the background to get the audience really pumped. Then some dude jumps out of nowhere. The ninjas start beating this guy’s ass bad. Then the dude starts trying to run away, but one ninja pulls out a ninja star (ninja weapon) and throws it at the dude. The ninja star cuts the guy’s head totally off. The head rolls over near this old dog that looks at the head and barfs all over the place, including the camera, which is awesome. The ninjas then start flying and everybody starts screaming. Then the scene ends.

    Scene 2:

    A ninja is sleeping at his house. Some idiot walks by singing a super annoying song. Then the ninja wakes up super pissed and ready to rock. The guy just keeps walking and singing, while the ninja starts cutting down a building. When the guy walks by the building, it falls on him. (When the building is falling, a guitar will be wailing hard in the background.) There will be a close up of the dude’s feet sticking out from under the building. The feet explode all over the place, because of blood pressure. Then we see that the ninja was playing the guitar. Then the ninja starts flipping out hard and totally wails on the guitar. Then all these babes start coming out of nowhere and ninja starts wailing even harder (if that’s even possible). Then the camera starts fading out and then explodes.


    -I thought of this script one night right before bedtime. I got so pumped I almost kicked my mom right in the face!
  2. KASTsystem

    KASTsystem Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2001 Messages: 832 Likes Received: 0
    they are both good, but scene 2 is my favorite
  3. j3di

    j3di Member

    Joined: May 3, 2001 Messages: 540 Likes Received: 0


    i thought you were inspired by watching the lunch hour antics of your co-workers.
  5. beardo

    beardo Guest

    if i had written it, it would have been based on just that.
  6. beardo

    beardo Guest

    i didnt know there was music... my work computer has no soundcard.. what is it?
  7. j3di

    j3di Member

    Joined: May 3, 2001 Messages: 540 Likes Received: 0
    thats easily the best shit ive seen all week
  8. beardo

    beardo Guest

    oh shit, my fault dude. that was durring my 2 week break from the board. i should just delete this crap now.

    but i wont.. hahaha
  9. Hell no, this stays UP!! Oh and thanks for the RISD thing. Hey, it's later. Beer,

    El Mamerro
  10. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    1. Ninjas are mammals.

    2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

    3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

    hahahaha, even the second time around that site kills me...by the way those statements above should all be considered "facts"...r
  11. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 41
    thanks beardo, now the whole computer design class is looking at me laugh my ass off.
  12. beardo

    beardo Guest

    you better design a really cool computer to make up for the distraction you've caused..