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Guest beardo

GO HERE -> http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~rahjr79/ninja.htm

 

 

Ninja, Please

 

 

Scene 1:

 

Ninjas walk down street to go eat some food. Ninjas are all wearing black and looking totally sweet. There is some awesome music playing in the background to get the audience really pumped. Then some dude jumps out of nowhere. The ninjas start beating this guy’s ass bad. Then the dude starts trying to run away, but one ninja pulls out a ninja star (ninja weapon) and throws it at the dude. The ninja star cuts the guy’s head totally off. The head rolls over near this old dog that looks at the head and barfs all over the place, including the camera, which is awesome. The ninjas then start flying and everybody starts screaming. Then the scene ends.

 

 

Scene 2:

 

A ninja is sleeping at his house. Some idiot walks by singing a super annoying song. Then the ninja wakes up super pissed and ready to rock. The guy just keeps walking and singing, while the ninja starts cutting down a building. When the guy walks by the building, it falls on him. (When the building is falling, a guitar will be wailing hard in the background.) There will be a close up of the dude’s feet sticking out from under the building. The feet explode all over the place, because of blood pressure. Then we see that the ninja was playing the guitar. Then the ninja starts flipping out hard and totally wails on the guitar. Then all these babes start coming out of nowhere and ninja starts wailing even harder (if that’s even possible). Then the camera starts fading out and then explodes.

 

 

 

END

 

-I thought of this script one night right before bedtime. I got so pumped I almost kicked my mom right in the face!

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Guest beardo

if i had written it, it would have been based on just that.

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Guest imported_Tesseract

Great, what about the music?

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Guest beardo

i didnt know there was music... my work computer has no soundcard.. what is it?

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Guest imported_Tesseract

You're missing the best part

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Guest beardo

oh shit, my fault dude. that was durring my 2 week break from the board. i should just delete this crap now.

 

but i wont.. hahaha

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

Hell no, this stays UP!! Oh and thanks for the RISD thing. Hey, it's later. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

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1. Ninjas are mammals.

 

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

 

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

 

 

hahahaha, even the second time around that site kills me...by the way those statements above should all be considered "facts"...r

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Guest beardo

you better design a really cool computer to make up for the distraction you've caused..

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Originally posted by beardo

you better design a really cool computer to make up for the distraction you've caused..

 

yes i had better. becareful mr.beard, rumor has it i have ultimate power. i may just flip out at any moment.

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HELL FUCKIN YES!!!!!! THIS SITE KICKS FUCKIN ASSS!!!!! SOME OF THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE CAME UP ON IN A WHILE.....HAHAH GOD THAT WAS FUCKIN FUNNY

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ooooohhhh shit! I'm listening to a buck65 track thats kind of quiet then BAM! the deafening midi version of "big pimpin" makes me fucking jump! I'm still laughing...

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"I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

-this is great. the music makes it unbelievably funny.

oh i wish i could get that ninja scholarship of $5.

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Guest bug

Then she jumps in the air and kicks two dogs in the nuts at once! Both dogs evaporate. Every time the ninja woman kicks nuts, a guitar squeals hard.

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:lol: :lol: funny fo shizzle!

 

1. Ninjas are mammals.

 

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

 

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

 

great great great

i swear that music is some remixed rap song but i cant figure it out

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Guest sneak

nuff respect to the ninja posse ( i think we need a sticker for this)

 

noam wud love this shit...whered he go?

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