Guest beardo Posted January 15, 2002 Share Posted January 15, 2002 GO HERE -> http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~rahjr79/ninja.htm Ninja, Please Scene 1: Ninjas walk down street to go eat some food. Ninjas are all wearing black and looking totally sweet. There is some awesome music playing in the background to get the audience really pumped. Then some dude jumps out of nowhere. The ninjas start beating this guy’s ass bad. Then the dude starts trying to run away, but one ninja pulls out a ninja star (ninja weapon) and throws it at the dude. The ninja star cuts the guy’s head totally off. The head rolls over near this old dog that looks at the head and barfs all over the place, including the camera, which is awesome. The ninjas then start flying and everybody starts screaming. Then the scene ends. Scene 2: A ninja is sleeping at his house. Some idiot walks by singing a super annoying song. Then the ninja wakes up super pissed and ready to rock. The guy just keeps walking and singing, while the ninja starts cutting down a building. When the guy walks by the building, it falls on him. (When the building is falling, a guitar will be wailing hard in the background.) There will be a close up of the dude’s feet sticking out from under the building. The feet explode all over the place, because of blood pressure. Then we see that the ninja was playing the guitar. Then the ninja starts flipping out hard and totally wails on the guitar. Then all these babes start coming out of nowhere and ninja starts wailing even harder (if that’s even possible). Then the camera starts fading out and then explodes. END -I thought of this script one night right before bedtime. I got so pumped I almost kicked my mom right in the face! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KASTsystem Posted January 15, 2002 Share Posted January 15, 2002 they are both good, but scene 2 is my favorite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j3di Posted January 15, 2002 Share Posted January 15, 2002 bravo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted January 15, 2002 Share Posted January 15, 2002 Originally posted by beardo -I thought of this script one night right before bedtime. http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~rahjr79/ninja.htm i thought you were inspired by watching the lunch hour antics of your co-workers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted January 15, 2002 Share Posted January 15, 2002 if i had written it, it would have been based on just that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted January 15, 2002 Share Posted January 15, 2002 Great, what about the music? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted January 15, 2002 Share Posted January 15, 2002 i didnt know there was music... my work computer has no soundcard.. what is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted January 15, 2002 Share Posted January 15, 2002 You're missing the best part Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j3di Posted January 15, 2002 Share Posted January 15, 2002 thats easily the best shit ive seen all week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted January 15, 2002 Share Posted January 15, 2002 http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthrea...&threadid=12756 Posted 12-19-2001, suckahz. Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted January 15, 2002 Share Posted January 15, 2002 oh shit, my fault dude. that was durring my 2 week break from the board. i should just delete this crap now. but i wont.. hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted January 15, 2002 Share Posted January 15, 2002 Hell no, this stays UP!! Oh and thanks for the RISD thing. Hey, it's later. Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted January 15, 2002 Share Posted January 15, 2002 1. Ninjas are mammals. 2. Ninjas fight ALL the time. 3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people. hahahaha, even the second time around that site kills me...by the way those statements above should all be considered "facts"...r Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted January 15, 2002 Share Posted January 15, 2002 thanks beardo, now the whole computer design class is looking at me laugh my ass off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted January 15, 2002 Share Posted January 15, 2002 you better design a really cool computer to make up for the distraction you've caused.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Dubyah Bush Posted January 15, 2002 Share Posted January 15, 2002 Whoever started this.............THIS IS THE SHIT. oh my god i never laughed this much in a while. hahahahahahaha YESSSSSSSSSSSSS Ninjas are sweeet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 Originally posted by beardo you better design a really cool computer to make up for the distraction you've caused.. yes i had better. becareful mr.beard, rumor has it i have ultimate power. i may just flip out at any moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 HELL FUCKIN YES!!!!!! THIS SITE KICKS FUCKIN ASSS!!!!! SOME OF THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE CAME UP ON IN A WHILE.....HAHAH GOD THAT WAS FUCKIN FUNNY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 ooooohhhh shit! I'm listening to a buck65 track thats kind of quiet then BAM! the deafening midi version of "big pimpin" makes me fucking jump! I'm still laughing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapo wc Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 "I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window. And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -this is great. the music makes it unbelievably funny. oh i wish i could get that ninja scholarship of $5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bug Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 Then she jumps in the air and kicks two dogs in the nuts at once! Both dogs evaporate. Every time the ninja woman kicks nuts, a guitar squeals hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 :lol: :lol: funny fo shizzle! 1. Ninjas are mammals. 2. Ninjas fight ALL the time. 3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people. great great great i swear that music is some remixed rap song but i cant figure it out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 i wanna be a ninja! :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 nuff respect to the ninja posse ( i think we need a sticker for this) noam wud love this shit...whered he go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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