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ANUS is the new VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by 5th Bass, Feb 8, 2003.

  1. 5th Bass

    5th Bass Guest

    IT is. Ladies and gents, ANUS is the new VAGINA!
     
  2. destroya

    destroya Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2002 Messages: 1,714 Likes Received: 1
    And my DICK is the OTHER DARK MEAT! Can you believe it?
     
  3. KaBar

    KaBar Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 9, 2001 Messages: 1,397 Likes Received: 11
    Looks like 5th Bass met his first girl who prefers a back door man. All I can say is "Use a condom." Bareback back-door action will give you some very unpleasant urinary infections---chief among them "trichomonas vaginalis"--it lives in the human intestinal tract, and if it gets into one's urinary tract, it makes life very unpleasant.

    DO NOT touch your girlfriend with any part of your body that has been playing with her anus. (I know--this is so obvious, but you never know.) You can spread bacteria normally found only in the intestinal tract to other parts of the body. Feces (shit) is the most dangerous human body excretion. If it gets into your lungs somehow, you are pretty much dead meat.

    And for pete's sake, TAKE A SHOWER AFTERWARDS AND SCRUB EVERYTHING WITH AN ANTI-BACTERIAL SOAP LIKE DIAL. Obviously, your girl should too.

    And, beyond the hygiene angle, ALWAYS USE LOTS OF WATER-SOLUBLE LUBRICANT. She may love gettin' rolled over, but that particular oriface was NOT DESIGNED for penetration, and anal sex on a regular basis could have some negative long-term effects on rectal incontinence.

    If, after knowing a little more about back-door action, she still wants to go for it, all I can say is "Life has it's little risks." I was shocked the first time a girl shyly asked me what I thought about maybe "taking her bottom too," but I got over it. I've heard some strange requests in my time, and that one wasn't the wierdest.
     
  4. skaterzoot

    skaterzoot Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2002 Messages: 501 Likes Received: 0
    HAHA i just got a flashback fromt he worst sexual experience thread
     
  5. test pattern

    test pattern Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 21, 2002 Messages: 3,975 Likes Received: 0
    kabar rips

    intelligence on ALL subjects.

    constantly bringing a certain exuberance to 12oz

    ;)
     
  6. Ronnie Dobbs

    Ronnie Dobbs Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 2,115 Likes Received: 0
    i have the attention span of an 8 year old
     
  7. aichs47

    aichs47 Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 21, 2002 Messages: 1,387 Likes Received: 2
    say no to chilli dogs
     
  8. ArtvandaL

    ArtvandaL Guest

    i used to finger myself
     
  9. DorkstaR

    DorkstaR Senior Member

    Joined: May 24, 2002 Messages: 1,404 Likes Received: 0
    aint nuthin wrong with a little meat in the browneye....unless its your ass.
     
  10. killtheradio

    killtheradio Member

    Joined: Dec 20, 2002 Messages: 375 Likes Received: 1
    once u hit the 2 slot its all u will want
     
  11. SIVIK

    SIVIK Guest

    Dam kabar ud be a chill lad 2 have a beer with u got mad knowledge.Thats it wear a rubber otherwize ur literally in the shit.
     
  12. KASTONE

    KASTONE Banned

    Joined: Oct 18, 2001 Messages: 46 Likes Received: 0
    poopchutes are for poopin not fuckin;) what happened to america and that hate of faggots?everything seems acceptable now its sad for all you stupid people who will suffer when the rapture happens.... adam and eve not adam and steve;)
     
  13. ubejinxed

    ubejinxed Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 7,543 Likes Received: 3
    i'm not too keen on the idea of a reverse shit, it's supposed to go out not in. OR the idea of not being able to prevent it from coming out when i'm older due to rear romping action in my youth. no thanks bleagh.
     
  14. Spike

    Spike Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 31, 2002 Messages: 1,033 Likes Received: 3
    Wow, I dunno whether to take you seriously or whether you're just being contreversial to see how many people you can get to flame you.
     
  15. Pilau Hands

    Pilau Hands Guest

    And warn her that after you have your fun, she'll proabably be shitting tremendously for the next few days...

    What, you thought you could just jam up the out chute without consequences?
     
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