nomadawhat Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 Who has done this shit? Anybody got any good stories? I really hate when people start off a thread but don't contribute so I will go first. My x-girl and her friend come home one night all druck from the club and I was sleeping in my bed cause I had work in the morning, so i hear some strange noises and sneak to the door which is glass with fabric over it, I peek out and their is my girl and her friend sitting in the living room butt naked making out. Damn I just about bust right then and there, my GF starts to get up so I sneak back into bed to act asleep, she comes in the room and ask it I want SOandSO to come in to our bed, well of course I say yes. We start all going at it for about 20 minutes I bust and am trying to get up again (this wasn't hard to do at all)when my drunk ass GF fell off the bed and hit her head, then ran to the bathroom got sick, then came out and starting fucking having a fit about the whole situation, and this other girl was soooo down, but she ended up leaving and never talked to us again. DAMN!!! Well it was fun while it lasted, plus I was sober so I remember that shit like it was yesterday......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 NO :mad: you lucky fuck my girl aint down for that! she has made out with a friend of hers but i couldn't do anything! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG T Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 you lucky bastard!!!! i have almost gotten a 3some going once the friend of the girl i was seeing at the time was down.. i know the girl i was seeing was a little unsure of the whole thing, but like i really cared about that:rolleyes: so i started it off and it was getting there(all of us were drunk as shit) and then the girl i was seeing got all uncomfortable about the whole thing and more or less put an end to my dream.... so needless to say the search continues... i did learn one thing from this and that was: never try to get one of these things going when you are like dating one of the girls it will always turn out bad... if i havent gotten one going by the time i am 30---- im getting me 2 hookers!:king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted June 5, 2002 Author Share Posted June 5, 2002 Originally posted by BIG T never try to get one of these things going when you are like dating one of the girls it will always turn out bad... yeah this is usually the case, the first time i ever tried to hook one up i was kind of at the end of one relationship and just started dating a sorta-friend of my ex that it was coming to an end with, lets call her April. So april tells me one day that we should spice up our sex life to try to make the relationship last, she suggested having a 3some, and the girl she metioned was the girl i had been dating on the side a little. Went to a party where they were both at and tried to fucking lay down the mack, it went sooooo bad, turned into such a fucking drama party, every one coming up to me saying 'i can't believe you did that', 'your an ass', getting slapped and ending up in bed by myself for a week or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 if i havent gotten one going by the time i am 30---- im getting me 2 hookers! :king: werd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Catch22 Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 Never done it. I'm working on it right now with 2 chicks that I just met. They're kinda skanky but not skanky enough to pass up a 3some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 there is always something in the cards - even for a troll like Mr. Mang. also working on it on the DL R.Kelly stylezzzzz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Catch22 Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 Originally posted by DETO if i havent gotten one going by the time i am 30---- im getting me 2 hookers! :king: werd Ha Ha, I just read your post & I'm gettin close to 30...hence the skanky chicks. If this doesn't work out I may have to get some hookers also! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 i havent but im hopeing i will and DPC will have some good photos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 there is always something in the cards - even for a troll like Mr. Mang. also working on it on the DL R.Kelly stylezzzzz. but didnt he fuck some 14 year old girl or something.....................................oh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 Originally posted by nomadawhat yeah this is usually the case, the first time i ever tried to hook one up i was kind of at the end of one relationship and just started dating a sorta-friend of my ex that it was coming to an end with, lets call her April. So april tells me one day that we should spice up our sex life to try to make the relationship last, she suggested having a 3some, and the girl she metioned was the girl i had been dating on the side a little. Went to a party where they were both at and tried to fucking lay down the mack, it went sooooo bad, turned into such a fucking drama party, every one coming up to me saying 'i can't believe you did that', 'your an ass', getting slapped and ending up in bed by myself for a week or so. AHAHAHA your ass got set up. hahahah (i think) i've had one... it was ok but i'd never do it again. and i would definitely never do it with someone i would see on a regular basis. and absolutely never with my boyfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 Originally posted by Tyler Durden but didnt he fuck some 14 year old girl or something.....................................oh. what?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RY@N Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 my old girl was bi sexual. those are the ones to find. cuz you know they are into chicks tho too. but if you like her, make sure she's not gonna leave you for the girl you know! heh. yeah but if you want that shit to happen quick and often thats the way to go. i remember going to parties with my girl looking for a new "play friend". and the guy at the porn store prolly thought i was a sick fuck buying a double ended dildo by myself one night. too bad he wasn't able to see 2 girls on hands n knees making that thing dissappear ! ohhhhhhhhhh memories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted June 5, 2002 Author Share Posted June 5, 2002 Originally posted by ubejinxed AHAHAHA your ass got set up. hahahah (i think) i've had one... it was ok but i'd never do it again. and i would definitely never do it with someone i would see on a regular basis. and absolutely never with my boyfriend. No i don't think i was set up, just a wee bit too eager. But anyways, I have this friend, and you know, we (you and I) don't see each other much, and I'm not your boyfriend, soooooo...............? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 word of advice when selecting your two hookers: make sure they are buck toothed :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 some of you may recognize the line... " It's great to be the desired third party, no risk, no attachment, no jealousy, no resentment." why do only womean get to be the third party ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted June 5, 2002 Author Share Posted June 5, 2002 funny thing is, my ex-girl from my first story was the same girl i had just started dating in the second story. so shit works itself out. you just have to be upfront about it, no scheming and trying to make it work on the DL, thats where i fucked up the first time (and many others)just let it all out. get those two skanks drunk and ask them what they think about a threesome, they may be like 'what?', then just say you know you, her and me getting freaky?, and agin they may be like 'what?', then just play it off, 'i'm just fucking around girls' it will stay in their minds, and if they are down, they'll get down.....maybe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 Originally posted by --zeSto-- some of you may recognize the line... " It's great to be the desired third party, no risk, no attachment, no jealousy, no resentment." why do only womean get to be the third party ? would you like a male third party????;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 my girlfriend told me we could have a 3sum but the 3rd person had to be a guy :mad: :mad: then she told me thats how she feels when i ask her about it!!:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 never have.;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted June 5, 2002 Author Share Posted June 5, 2002 Originally posted by DETO my girlfriend told me we could have a 3sum but the 3rd person had to be a guy :mad: :mad: then they told me thats how she feels when i ask her about it!!:o so? i used to think this was no good either, but now i would do it, of course no gay ish, but this is one way i would not do t w/ a girlfriend or some i cared for because i would just smack it up flip it rub it down oh no.......she would just have to be a skeez and it would have to be one of a few select boys of mine.....no shame in my game....rotiessire style!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 Originally posted by ubejinxed AHAHAHA your ass got set up. hahahah (i think) i've had one... it was ok but i'd never do it again. and i would definitely never do it with someone i would see on a regular basis. and absolutely never with my boyfriend. So you'd rather do it with a stranger and cheat on your boyfriend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 Originally posted by nomadawhat so? i used to think this was no good either, but now i would do it, of course no gay ish, but this is one way i would not do t w/ a girlfriend or some i cared for because i would just smack it up flip it rub it down oh no.......she would just have to be a skeez and it would have to be one of a few select boys of mine.....no shame in my game....rotiessire style!!! stand down, fruit cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 me and my boy "fuser" have tried it with a few tricks but nothin' ;) oh well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 ^^^^ ok in my defense, i mean i would never do it if i had a boyfriend because he would see me poorly, and i would be jealous. and i wouldn't want to do it with a good friend because i would look at them differently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted June 5, 2002 Author Share Posted June 5, 2002 Originally posted by Mr. Mang stand down, fruit cup. you don't care to join me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted June 5, 2002 Author Share Posted June 5, 2002 Originally posted by ubejinxed and i wouldn't want to do it with a good friend because i would look at them differently. why would you look at them different? they're doing the same thing as you........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 I've been in two. The end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 4soms 3soms yeah i did it,but mine lasted all the way..i nut like 6-9 times..shit lasts a long time...i was with this married girl.."fuckin her/living in her house" but her friends who's a latina moved from cali..its seems like the day she moved in the house my penis was on dislpay..."wonka,come here show michelle your penis." oh."milissa and michelle"...milissa is from boston a whitegirl who was taller than me and michelle who is like way shorter than me. well im stickin my dick in millissa's butthole while michelles sittin on milissa's face.. it was cool..but i believe orgies"a place where sin takes place" ruin friendships..i know a couple of people that have done it and peole just lose friends through orgies...while i was fuckin the girl im used to fucking my dick would go soft on the girl i wasnt used to..i thought that was wierd,but understood why. my best friend isaac and i rarely see each other..he was there for the foursom and he lost his fiance cause of it..he couldnt stop seeing michelle...really sad situation. the last orgy/party i got invited to i turned them down..there is just something awkward wrong abouot them...i wouldnt mind nomatawhat's situation though..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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