redeyedanimal Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 "The Move" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 i remember once i was painting an old air raid shelter in a wooded area of Edinburgh, ate two macaroni pies from the notoriously shitty Greggs bakers... aboot an hour later i feel the barry whites coming on... somehow i managed to get on the roof o' the shelter, walk to the edge, hang my arse off the edge and open the broon floodgates and drop a few chair-legs... there was only leaves to wipe my erse with, and as i'd finished, i looked round to see this middle-aged woman walking her dog up a path that i had no idea was even there, utterly horrified at what she'd just seen me do... i felt bad but i needed a shite... and the only alternative was just to shite my troosers... and nae fuckin' danger was i doin' that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 That bike gif is from a show called Big Train over here in the UK I have only ever got caught once needing a shite so desperate I was gonna shit myself. Spent all day drinkign the roughest cider and luckily managed to drop my jeans and boxers as I walked over a railway bridge and exploded against the side of the bridge. Was fucking rough as hell but at least wasn't on me or my clothes! Cider makes you pebble dash like a motherfucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 TL: DR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Cider makes you pebble dash like a motherfucker Apple juice and alcohol are both diuretics. Not the greatest thing to be doubling up on when out drinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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