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as much shit as i might get for name dropping...

 

as a dude who has gone on runs with this guy. and hung out at shows with this guy. this isn't surprising...

 

he's ex wife are a stripper and a porn star respectively... me and my brothers are actually surprised it lasted this long for this shit to come out.

 

dudes a dog and honestly i've seen him pull uglier than that whore.

 

Holla!

 

 

The chick he was with when he had "Monster Garage" was hotter than fuck buckets.

Didn't she try and kill dude with knives or some shit?

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dudes not an idiot, hes a self made millionaire you managed to wriggle his way into a wedding vow with dogface from hollywood.

 

dude balls out, literallly. tho, westcoast choppers is cheesey as fuck. i got love for self made money makahs. even if his wife has a bent over jamaican for a nose.

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every model shot of that nasty bitch had bangs covering up her stupid forehead tattoo

 

of course a tattooed tranny looking bitch > a tattooed tranny looking bitch with visible forehead tattoo

 

doesnt make it any more desirable

 

He was on Celebrity Apprentice, I got the impression he was pretty damn smart.

I think he won that shit. Could be wrong it was like a year or two ago.

maybe hes a good businessman with a busted taste

 

either way, i dont like his face /nh

 

edit* realitycheque said it better

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The chick he was with when he had "Monster Garage" was hotter than fuck buckets.

Didn't she try and kill dude with knives or some shit?

 

she's still a porn star casek...

 

she still gets fucked on camera by niggers for money...

 

just sayin.

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to each his own. I don't think she's very attractive personally but I get why someone would. Why diseased? Because of the tattoos?

 

i think there is a correlating relationship between forehead tats and STDs

 

im not saying forhead tats CAUSE STDs, Im just saying, forehead tats increase the chances of someone having an STD by evidence of their poor planning and decision making skills

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every model shot of that nasty bitch had bangs covering up her stupid forehead tattoo

 

of course a tattooed tranny looking bitch > a tattooed tranny looking bitch with visible forehead tattoo

 

doesnt make it any more desirable

 

 

maybe hes a good businessman with a busted taste

 

either way, i dont like his face /nh

 

 

He does have that smug look, huh? Like he doesn't even realize he's a dirty dick havin' ass nigga for fucking "apply directly to third reich forehead".

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she's still a porn star casek...

 

she still gets fucked on camera by niggers for money...

 

just sayin.

 

Was is Lindemulder? She had black hair in a few episodes, skinny...

wait, internet:

 

Nope. Maybe it was a girlfriend after the marriage ended? I dunno.

Bitch had a sleeve and a killer body.

 

/window shopping for whores

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i think there is a correlating relationship between forehead tats and STDs

 

im not saying forhead tats CAUSE STDs, Im just saying, forehead tats increase the chances of someone having an STD by evidence of their poor planning and decision making skills

 

 

Scarlet letter?

 

 

 

edit: Why do I even give two fucks about these peoples lives? I don't usually give a fuck when a celebrity overdoses

on their favorite sleep aid, shows some crab ridden poon, etc.

 

I'm guessing it's the forehead nazi. Bitch is creepy looking and it's like an old carnival sideshow attraction.

 

/me writes Jesse James an email explaining why Hollywood and money have given him AIDS.

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Scarlet letter?

 

 

 

edit: Why do I even give two fucks about these peoples lives? I don't usually give a fuck when a celebrity overdoses

on their favorite sleep aid, shows some crab ridden poon, etc.

 

I'm guessing it's the forehead nazi. Bitch is creepy looking and it's like an old carnival sideshow attraction.

 

/me writes Jesse James an email explaining why Hollywood and money have given him AIDS.

 

THATS what it is, its the sideshow freak aspect, shes pretty fuckable when you put her up against the bearded lady and lobster boy

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haha thats fact

 

i brag about fucking a deaf native girl all the time. i gave her gut shots to. then three of the homies hit it. she communicated with us by typing in texts to her phone and passing it to us. she told my homie her stomach hurt after i fucked her that way aswell.

 

/true story

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I would fuck a midget too, for the sideshow freak aspect as well, difference is I wouldnt tell ANYONE I ficked this bitch, but I would tell everyone I met I fucked a midget for the rest of my life

 

 

Again, favorite quote from a book/movie:

 

"Imagine how big my dick would look in her tiny little hands"

 

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