blood fart Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 This will be a basic play-by-play, for people that don't like words...this is not the place for you. I woke up at four to go to work. Dude sleeping like a dead baby. I ride my bike to work. WOrk hard. Never hardly working. Get off work and buy groceries for dude's favorite breakfast since home-made pancakes and all that jazz ain't cutting it. Get home and fancy up to the max. Which only meanx taking a shower and donning a strand of pearls to set off my ruffledly shirt. I are not done...................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 9, 2009 Author Share Posted October 9, 2009 I am a vegetarian. I took dude to a fancy dinner at a steak house. I paid a LOT for fucking food that will end up being doo-doo. I talked to my mom and made her cry. I have more wine to drink. This place is boring and even I cannot change that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slept_on Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 same old story. girls like dudes that dont appreciate them. its like that emily dickinson poem about the fly buzzing around the dead persons face... ...or something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 its all about the blowjob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Is this what twitter's like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 9, 2009 Author Share Posted October 9, 2009 My top 25 most played songs on Itunes are all sad country songs. Well, except for those hipster crap songs. Even with that admitted...I can lay money on my music making more good time feelings than your shit. Actually, that last statement meant nothing. All night I have been caught up on just how sweet looking I am. It makes me want to be a complete bastard to people. Which is funny to only me, seeing as how I have started telling dudes that I only want tattoos that only make me look nice and sweet and that I am tired of people thinking I am tough just becayuse I have a joke tattooo on my neck. WHen in all reality...I am a total asshole. I wouldn't be my own friend. Nothing is funny anymore. Except for that rape tunnel thing. Which would have ruled so much harder were there to be cake there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GZOO Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 I didn't read anything about the guy not appreciating her. Also, steak is one of the most enjoyable foods to eat if your a hardcore carnivore. <Hardcore carnivore. I prefer the churrasco with chimichurri if available. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 9, 2009 Author Share Posted October 9, 2009 same old story. girls like dudes that dont appreciate them. its like that emily dickinson poem about the fly buzzing around the dead persons face... ...or something like that. You read Emily Dickinson?? You are that one sort of gay that cant deny being totally gay. Awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slept_on Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 O SNAP YOU FIGURED IT OUT BLOODFART! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 9, 2009 Author Share Posted October 9, 2009 I think I am appreciated. I would hope that I am. Dude was glowing the whole time we were at the steak place. I wasn't too into that whole scene. Maybe if he would have piad me a few more compliments, I would be in bed wiht him...instead of drinking wine with my little cat in my lap while typing away on here about nothing impirtant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slept_on Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 as far as poetry goes i prefer jimmy santiago baca, i can relate to that... ...the dickinson reference was merely a ploy to appeal to your agro-vegetarian wine drinking mentality. maybe i should talk about ani difranco or food not bombs next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 what type of job do you have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Is this what twitter's like? virtualy identical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 9, 2009 Author Share Posted October 9, 2009 Poems are for assholes. I've never once met a person that was "into poetry" that wasn't a compete dbag that I wanted to do completely violent things to. I had more shit to say...but I got lockec into a trace when I saw myself in a mirror and was DEAD STUNNNNNNNED, son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 9, 2009 Author Share Posted October 9, 2009 what type of job do you have? I stack boxes of junk. It's a job most people would hate, but I love it. I work harder than I need to, it it never-ending. I always imagine the boxes to be various animals. The Cow has a sturdy base...so the pig with weak legs goes on top. And then the tiny bunnies which can be taped togethr. The kitten is the crwoning glory. And that is now my mind works peace out guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 12oz is black, 12oz is grey macbook ads i click, all thru the day my letters are green, my bars are now too hell hath frozen over, now how bout you i jerked off this morning, i did it in bed ill do it again, again i just said the semen it sticks, to my uncleanly leg i roll into spit, the spit that i sprayed i got up to kick, my once cute dog now he just sits, like a fat little log i punch my way down, my stumbling stairs tossing aside, paint cans and chairs im going to shit, im going to poo im sitting here shitting, thinking of you poetry people are faggets. anyone can string a ryhme together. just ask gucci mane. that took me literally 2 minutes. shits pink, and anyone that spends time on it and thinks there good needs to be punched in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 9, 2009 Author Share Posted October 9, 2009 Being black must suck hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filtypeterpbt Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 12oz is black, 12oz is grey macbook ads i click, all thru the day my letters are green, my bars are now too hell hath frozen over, now how bout you i jerked off this morning, i did it in bed ill do it again, again i just said the semen it sticks, to my uncleanly leg i roll into spit, the spit that i sprayed i got up to kick, my once cute dog now he just sits, like a fat little log i punch my way down, my stumbling stairs tossing aside, paint cans and chairs im going to shit, im going to poo im sitting here shitting, thinking of you poetry people are faggets. anyone can string a ryhme together. just ask gucci mane. that took me literally 2 minutes. shits pink, and anyone that spends time on it and thinks there good needs to be punched in the face. Hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Being black must suck hard. black i dont know, was born white as snow up here in Can, where afro's dont grow King D is dead, ill shoot him i know his talking of death, ill grant him tomorrow his shit is so tacky, his make up like clowns why people listen, will never be found its corny as fuck, its silly as sin he talks of the devil, spawn next of kin ill sit his neck wide, ill slit his neck open ill pull out his tongue, and wrap it around hang him like neuce, till hes dead on the ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 9, 2009 Author Share Posted October 9, 2009 I wrote some mre stuff, but really I can't be bothered. I bore myself. THe internet makes me sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 oh come on. dont be such a poor sport. smile once inna while, it wont kill ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 i have aids and still looking for someone to share my std's with no homo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 So this thread is about Random not complimenting you enough? Or did I miss something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_poetry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosingMyMind Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 this thread need jus[t]dome! Come on champ, I know you see this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 Nothing is funny anymore. Except for that rape tunnel thing. :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 this is the first friday i havent went out in months im sitting on my couch watching bored to death drinking bourbon ate mac n cheese earlier made some beautiful drawings some emily dickenson poems fucking rule look up sic transit gloria mundi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 I've been sick and sore all day, the transmission on my car is going after spending a few grand recently to fix (what I those was) all the problems it had, and as if that wasn't enough I fell down the stairs mad hard a little while ago haha FML today, for real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 theres this show tonight that i was invited to, but im not really feeling it. prolly just gonna chill here till the lady is done doin laundry then head over there. sigh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 I'm forcing myself to go out, get drunk, and have a good time tonight, even though thus far this day has been an epic fail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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