Smart Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 C'MON! Were 12oz damnit! We've got some really intelligent folks and some really whacked out idiots AND PMB is some kind of 'law talkin' guy'! Surely we can invent a REALLY GOOD anti-establishment paranoid fantasy scare. We'll come up with a great premise, then we can isuue some press releases and then we can SUE WHOEVER THE FUCK WE WANT! I mean EVERYBODY! World leaders, ex-girl friends, dicks from High school, corporate FAT CATS, people you 'just don't like', Washington PUNDITS, Obama, Nobama, Usama, UrGrandMa, Abraham Lincoln, Baberaham Lincoln, 'Tricky Dick' NIXON, Mojo Nixon, The Dead Milkmen, NOT Dead Kennedys (too soon), that guy in front of you in line inside the bank, bad drivers, bus drivers, old women with too many cats, LOBBYISTS, car theives, horse theives, horse traders, ACTUAL TRAITORS, girls gone wild, girls NOT gone wild, Kanye, Cheney, Al Gore, Al Bundy, Solomon Grundy, BANKERS, bakers, fare takers, fakers, Quakers and rump shakers ... I mean EVERYBODY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Im pretty sure it needs to involve red communist fascest arab nazi jews from the northern border putting microchips in flu shots that took down the twin towers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slept_on Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 I feel fairly certain that a 14 year-old Russian hacker could handle this in less than 2 hours. Someone start dialing Moscow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Catfish flu Internet flu AIDS flu Starbucks flu Pussy flu Aerosol flu Jesus flu Oxygen flu Cheesesteak flu iFlu YouFlu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Girls>cooties>GO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustofills Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 I like the AIDS FLU .. That will keep every asshole indoors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted September 22, 2009 Author Share Posted September 22, 2009 ^haha, I see what you did there! Girls>cooties>GO! I did see the other day how some 'pussy virus' contributes to prostate cancer. There's probably already a lawsuit, if we're lucky we maybe could wrap that into a class action but... I'm not sure I wanna make my fortune claiming that 'girls broke my dick'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignition Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 BREAKING NEWS, The mayan Calandar actually predicts that the mayan zombies that were due to come back in 2012 are actually coming back in 2010! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 ^haha, I see what you did there! I did see the other day how some 'pussy virus' contributes to prostate cancer. There's probably already a lawsuit, if we're lucky we maybe could wrap that into a class action but... I'm not sure I wanna make my fortune claiming that 'girls broke my dick'. There was this one girl....gah, she was a prize. I'd never sue her. I need to thank her parents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 BRING ME EVERYONE........... EVERYONE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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