DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Yes, my mom is aware that a double wide is not a house. Even a 3 year old or a scientist knows this. I'm sure your 3 year old half brother knows this, but you're no scientist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 I'm impressed that you drink alcohol. Too bad nobody's impressed that you're a level 75 paladin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Level 75 is for faggots, I'm 80 now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Still not impressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 :cry2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Us mics tend to be pretty good at pulling off coherency while drunk. It's in our genes. Shit, I've never even had a DUI. (knocks on wood.) The point is you lied when saying you didn't really mean you considered joining the military because you were "drunk" and "thinking stupidly". Because at the same time, you're claiming you were coherent, while saying you weren't coherent. :lol: So you were "coherent" and "on point", but "drunk" & "thinking stupidly" at the same time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 [ATTACH]118695.vB[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Two 40's = "binge drinking" to a teenager. Good for them. I was more of a shot glass & hard liquor guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 The point is you lied when saying you didn't really mean you considered joining the military because you were "drunk" and "thinking stupidly". I wasn't lying. I really did consider it. For about 3.5 hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Good for them. I was more of a shot glass & hard liquor guy. This nigga used to down a couple shots on the weekends and considers himself a recovering alcoholic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 I wasn't lying. I really did consider it. For about 3.5 hours. So you were coherent and really did mean it. Thanks for revising your original statement. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 This nigga used to down a couple shots on the weekends and considers himself a recovering alcoholic. It was roughly 5-7 days a week at the time. I lived in Japan at the time and there often wasn't much to do but party or go to a bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Level 75 is for faggots, I'm 80 now. oh yeah, well I'm a 'black guy' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 [ATTACH]118696.vB[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 oh yeah, well I'm a 'black guy' lolwut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThuggedOutGypsyz Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 I'd love to throw you niggas in a pit and take bets on who would merk who first... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 So you were coherent and really did mean it. Thanks for revising your original statement. :lol: So if you downed a couple shots and (you being a lightweight and all) got totally shitfaced and ended up smashing some fat broad.... does that mean that you actually meant what you said about wanting to cum inside her because you want to make little baby theos with her? I mean i know you black dudes love fat bitches and all, but you get what I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 A regular Hemingway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 So if you downed a couple shots and (you being a lightweight and all) got totally shitfaced and ended up smashing some fat broad.... does that mean that you actually meant what you said about wanting to cum inside her because you want to make little baby theos with her? I mean i know you black dudes love fat bitches and all, but you get what I mean. Irrelevant question. I was never in to fat bitches. And when did I ever say I was black? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Irrelevant question. I was never in to fat bitches. And when did I ever say I was black? Not irrelevant at all. If you ever really "drank heavily", then you've more than likely fucked up and smashed a fat broad or two in your time. Then sobered up and came to your senses on some "WTF was I thinking???" shit. This analogy is 100% legit. And you're a mutt who constantly claims black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Not irrelevant at all. If you ever really "drank heavily", then you've more than likely fucked up and smashed a fat broad or two in your time. Then sobered up and came to your senses on some "WTF was I thinking???" shit. This analogy is 100% legit. It's a poor analogy because you claimed you were coherent and "on point" when you were talking about the military. If I was so drunk that I fucked an unattractive broad, I definitely wouldn't be able to write a couple paragraphs about joining the military on the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 It's a poor analogy because you claimed you were coherent and "on point" when you were talking about the military. No I didn't. I just said that I'm usually on point in general. And even quoted "usually" in reference to the topic at hand. Feel free to prove me wrong by supplying a valid link to said post. I'll be back tomorrow to shut you down some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 And when did I ever say I was black? Back of the bus, Uncle Jemima. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 No I didn't. I just said that I'm usually on point in general. And even quoted "usually" in reference to the topic at hand. Feel free to prove me wrong by supplying a valid link to said post. I'll be back tomorrow to shut you down some more. Two of them in reference to your coherent, level-headed posts (in which you later lied and tried to say you were drunk). http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?p=6678824#post6678824 http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6678843&postcount=1059 Hop aboard: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spicoli Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 umm.. wut? sorry if i went overboard it wasnt cp though.unless you mean "creepy picture" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sik K Brah Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 :lol: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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