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Mike Easley

Fart People

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What the hell is wrong with all you fast people, dude is just trying to chill, but you fast people make it hard for me to get my slow swagga on. Shit, slow down.

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Re: Fast People

 

i like my women fast....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

....and easy.

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i like my women fat

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

....and easy.

 

* fixed :D

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Black people always tick me off because they walk soooooooo slow.

 

Across crosswalks, 3-4 in a line blocking the whole path in Target.

 

 

 

 

 

I'm all about the "getting where you need to be" walking speed.

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Re: Fast People

 

i like my women fast....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

....and easy.

Details Emphasized

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walking with a purpose.. like at disney land... gotta walk fast or your slow ass gets stuck in the back of the line behind the family from Wisconsin with a cryin ass baby and they all eatin some rank ass garlic fries.

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Garlic fries??? What's this taste sensation about? E-mail me some.

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also

bojangles

what happened to the drunken rage banning of 09?

 

 

*please do not ban me for brining up the banning .

 

**or for asking not to be banned.

 

thanks.

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Damn homie, Your asterisk combo saved your ass.

 

 

I'm on the hunt right now.

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Black people always tick me off because they walk soooooooo slow.

 

Across crosswalks, 3-4 in a line blocking the whole path in Target.

 

 

 

 

 

I'm all about the "getting where you need to be" walking speed.

 

Same. People ask why I walk so fast, I just say that I have important things to attend to.

I also hate groups who just STAND there like they are waiting for the Sun to descend from the sky.

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also

bojangles

what happened to the drunken rage banning of 09?

 

 

*please do not ban me for brining up the banning .

 

**or for asking not to be banned.

 

thanks.

 

 

I think all the people i was planning on banning are actually heeding my warning and hiding tonight.

 

I've actually got a mental list of at least a dozen or two semi-regulars and NONE are online right now.

 

Hmmmmmmm...

 

 

I'm like Jaws though lil' niggas.

 

 

 

 

 

Dada-Da-Da-DADADADADA!

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garlic fries are the best.

you can find them at hippie fests, and state fairs.

the dive bar in midtown sells them too.....pretty fun throwing darts and eating garlic fries.

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