CILONE/SK Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 True, I do have. 4 year degree in smart. Odds are TPBM will be Mass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Negative TPBM has been invited to go to a function, but isn't feeling the socializing thing today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 FALSE. True for the invite, but down for rubbing shoulders. TPBM just bought a new car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 ultra false tpbms mechanic is illiterate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowFever Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 False, dont have a mechanic Tpbm didnt leave the house today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 False. TPBM thinks the republicans will back down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 True. tpbm would beat someone with a pillowcase filled with cans of tuna fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 yeah thats a good idea actually, cans of soup, beans etc get dented easily and also arent packed as solid as the tuna. D batteries are the way to go tho tpbm thought tonights episode of boardwalk empire was pretty fuckin heavy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 False. Didn't see. Michael k's my nigga tho. tpbm's the dude to have 3 yellows and a pink when everyone else has 60 cans of black and white Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 That's actually pretty true, but I would have a much higher count than 4 cans. TPBM is really just in it for the fame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 Nah. Tpbm thinks niggas who lack toast attract the grim reaper the most Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowFever Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 True. Toast is good Tpbm knows what the mystery ingredient is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 True, urine TPBM has been in this situation as a kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaaaaaaaaa Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 False tpbm would be in a threesome with doug and carrie from king of queens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 as long as i dont have to touch doug outside of maybe giving him a high five, absolutely. side note: who? tpbm has been involved in some group sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 False but, tpbm would scream too if they knew what I did last summer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=scream+if+you+know+what+i+did+last+friday+the+13th&oq=scream+if+you&gs_l=youtube.1.8.0l10.917.2638.0.5335.13.6.0.3.3.0.760.1155.3j2j6-1.6.0...0.0...1ac.1.11.youtube.icRUHd0xiVw tpbm open my wings to a new day spread my lungs get laced jump in the whip stash the guns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Word, should they ban guns? My answer's hell no! Tpbm would fuck someone up for insulting your taste in footwear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowFever Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 False tpbm cant drink the tap water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 True, farm run off, it's borderline for showering. TPBM's dogs are farting up a storm tonite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowFever Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 False, not allowed pets Tpbm can speak another language fluently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 False. Tpbm thinks it's messed up that yellowfever's parents won't let him have pets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Haha, I'm going to guess accommodation restraints. But either way, messed up. Pets are dope for sharing some stress burden with. TPBM thinks it just went real dark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 False. tpbm's ak slay gays, spray strays wit niggas' names on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Bro violence is so 2009, it's all about molly, yolo ya know hoe? Tpbm just wants her to sit on their face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 True. tpbm gets their thang in action Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 when im good im good, when bad, im BETTA tpbm smells a 3some in the works Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 Nah. Tpbm like, if you can't pull a ten, the least you can do is fuck five twos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 truuu tpbm got 36 styles on my mind on my mind keep it real shaolin represent one time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 You already know what it do. Tpbm is a motherfucking mother fucker, fucking on your mother with 2 rubbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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